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Def's Birthday Extravaganza!

ca Offline Chako

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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #30 on: October 20, 2015, 11:51:06 AM
Happy Birthday Grant.  :cheers:

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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #31 on: October 20, 2015, 12:36:48 PM
Happy birthday kiddo!


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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #32 on: October 20, 2015, 12:38:50 PM
Happy birthday!!

Go to Chernobyl they said, it'll be fun they said.


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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #33 on: October 20, 2015, 12:50:10 PM
Happy Birthday Bossman! :salute:

:cheers:


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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #34 on: October 20, 2015, 01:00:30 PM




This ain't the kind of fun I had in mind when I walked in here, ma'am!


 :cheers: Happy Birthday, Grant, and many happy returns.

Many thanks, too.
« Last Edit: October 20, 2015, 01:02:56 PM by firiki »
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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #35 on: October 20, 2015, 01:14:08 PM
Def noticing Leatherman123 coming back to the fold.
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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #36 on: October 20, 2015, 01:19:50 PM
Happy Birthday Def.   :drink:   Thank you felinevet.   :cheers:   House of 1000 Sporkses.   :ahhh


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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #37 on: October 20, 2015, 01:51:55 PM
Def noticing Leatherman123 coming back to the fold.
WOW!
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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #38 on: October 20, 2015, 03:03:58 PM
Happy birthday, boss man! :cheers:



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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #39 on: October 20, 2015, 08:58:04 PM
Happy Birthday Mr Lamontagne! Many happy returns!

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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #40 on: October 20, 2015, 09:35:32 PM
Def about to get laid for the first time...  :P


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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #41 on: October 20, 2015, 09:47:59 PM
Def on crapper after a big jar of pickled onions!


Happy Birthday Boss!

:cheers:
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us Offline django.cj

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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #42 on: October 21, 2015, 01:30:34 AM
Happy Birthday!

Def reaction at opening his card.  It reads "Congratulations!  You've won a complete collection of Bear Grylls knives and tools!  But first, you must drink your own pee."


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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #43 on: October 21, 2015, 01:33:49 AM
Happy Birthday!  Hope you have a great one!  :cheers:


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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #44 on: October 21, 2015, 01:36:53 AM
Happy Birthday!

This stupid camera filter app is making me see red!


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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #45 on: October 21, 2015, 01:37:22 AM
Well it is that time of year again - time for me to get another year older and bribe you all into pretending you like me! This year we have something really cool to give away and a cool way to give it away. If I had known this was the age I was going to get cool I would have turned 41 a long time ago!

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That's right, this year's birthday giveaway is a Wenger Blackout!  But, not just any Wenger Blackout, this is a Multitool.org 7th Anniversary Wenger Blackout which makes this sleek knife that much cooler!

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I'd like to take a moment and thank my very good friend Tim, the man you all know as Felinevet.  He's not only provided this prize for us but he has also supported more of my projects over the years than I can remember.  I've been working with Tim for over a decade, which in Internet time is forever.  And, in all that time, I have never heard a complaint about him, which considering all the keyboard tough guys and habitual complainers on the 'net is a simply astounding record.  If you haven't checked out his store lately, do us all a favor (Tim and you!) and go check it out now.  You won't be sorry.

So, how do you get this beauty?  Simple- in the spirit of the Def Roast from our 8th Anniversary Celebration, I'm posting the following pic:



All you need to do is wish me a happy birthday and write a funny caption for the photo so we can all laugh at that silly, funny looking old man!

I'll pick a winner somehow on Wednesday sometime.  I'm not sure how, but I'm sure I'll figure something out!

Def

Härzliche Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag, Grant.


They say it's your birthday, It's my birthday to yah, they say it's your birthday , happy birthday to you yah, they say it's your birthday, we're gonna have a good time!   Many more my friend.  tom.  :cheers:


ETA all kidding aside, you DO remember that we share the same birthday, right? Don't send anything too large or expensive this year. tom. ;)
« Last Edit: October 21, 2015, 01:41:54 AM by deputy tom »
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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #46 on: October 21, 2015, 01:38:16 AM
Happy Birthday.

Pic caption:
Oh my Cod. The new Star Wars promo looks awesome. But where is Luke?????????  Is the baddie (Kal, I think) Leia and Han's son????  They had twins, a boy and girl.


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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #47 on: October 21, 2015, 01:38:52 AM
I have nothing for the caption, but happy birthday anyway, Grant!


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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #48 on: October 21, 2015, 01:46:49 AM
happy birthday
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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #49 on: October 21, 2015, 01:56:46 AM
Best wishes for many, many more happy & healthy birthdays, & many thanks for the MTO. It has brought me & I'm sure many others considerable enjoyment.

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us Offline aspidites

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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #50 on: October 21, 2015, 01:59:16 AM
Happy Birthday!  Here's my caption:

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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #51 on: October 21, 2015, 02:01:35 AM
Happy birthday! Go 1974!

Caption: "All hail the Crimson King! It's all 19! And 41!"

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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #52 on: October 21, 2015, 02:03:15 AM
Firstly one day late my birthday was 19th. NINETEENTH.

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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #53 on: October 21, 2015, 02:06:32 AM
Happy Birthday!  :drink:

Sriracha beam engaged at maximum warp, Captain, but I dunno know how much more she can take!!
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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #54 on: October 21, 2015, 02:19:40 AM
Happy Birthday Sir, may you have many,many more!

BTW, that's not a red filter on the camera lens, it's what everybody sees due to bloodshot eyes after reading all the replies in this post!  :o
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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #55 on: October 21, 2015, 02:26:11 AM
Happy birthday to you!

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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #56 on: October 21, 2015, 02:39:56 AM
Happy birthday Def!

I am wishing for you to wish for more wishes when you blow out your candles.


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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #57 on: October 21, 2015, 02:42:58 AM
Happy birthday Def!!!!


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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #58 on: October 21, 2015, 03:01:06 AM
Happy birthday old man! Have a happy and a healthy birthday.
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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
Reply #59 on: October 21, 2015, 03:05:37 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEF!

When presented with his cake, Def's look of realization that having a candle for every year was not a good idea...



 

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