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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #210 on: August 28, 2017, 10:15:18 PM
Well when the Sisters are concerned, I'm a fan of the Emperor.

I personally prefer characters with axes
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #211 on: August 28, 2017, 10:32:20 PM
Well when the Sisters are concerned, I'm a fan of the Emperor.

I personally prefer characters with axes

I prefer two-handed swords, but it's a matter of taste, I guess  ;)
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #212 on: August 28, 2017, 10:34:42 PM
as long as it leads to one's enemies fleeing in terror
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #213 on: August 28, 2017, 10:45:12 PM
The Stormbringer usually does, however I'm not quite sure if it's actually a twohander...
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #214 on: August 29, 2017, 09:40:32 AM
Depends on the lore and world you're in. Many of those things do
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #215 on: August 30, 2017, 06:45:23 PM
I really meant the original Stormbringer of the Elric of Melnibone, I don't think its a two-hander, but it's cool nonetheless ;)
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #216 on: August 30, 2017, 08:39:32 PM
that is definitively a two hander
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #217 on: August 30, 2017, 10:57:03 PM
when it comes to fantasy axes, Gorehowl has been my long standing favorite

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #218 on: September 02, 2017, 10:09:56 PM
The Gurthang wasn't too bad either

Yet another sentient sword... and quite evil as it was

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #219 on: September 02, 2017, 10:33:58 PM
traditional design, nice lines, evil as hell... :tu: :tu: :tu:
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #220 on: September 05, 2017, 05:38:08 AM
Azh nazg durbatuluk, azh nazg gimbatul, azh nazg thrakatuluk, agh burzum-izhi krimpatul

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #221 on: September 05, 2017, 08:54:24 AM
well that explains the sudden change in weather and the ground shaking
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #222 on: September 05, 2017, 01:05:08 PM
 >:D

 :D



One does not simply speak in Mordorish (Mordorese??)?

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #223 on: September 05, 2017, 01:11:30 PM
that is definitively a two hander

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #224 on: September 05, 2017, 01:14:34 PM
>:D

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One does not simply speak in Mordorish (Mordorese??)?

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #225 on: September 05, 2017, 01:15:11 PM
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #226 on: September 05, 2017, 01:15:18 PM
that is definitively a two hander

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 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 :D

I doubt she would want to handle the Stormbringer though, it being sentient and quite evil...
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #227 on: September 05, 2017, 01:16:50 PM
>:D

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That's the easy part, I've had that memorized for the last 20+ years...

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #228 on: September 05, 2017, 01:18:33 PM
that is definitively a two hander

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 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 :D

I doubt she would want to handle the Stormbringer though, it being sentient and quite evil...

Well, girls always go for the bad boys, right?...

 :D :D
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #229 on: September 05, 2017, 01:20:15 PM
that is definitively a two hander

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 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 :D

I doubt she would want to handle the Stormbringer though, it being sentient and quite evil...

Well, girls always go for the bad boys, right?...

 :D :D

That they do, I give you that  :P

But still... :facepalm:
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #230 on: September 05, 2017, 01:21:26 PM
>:D

 :D

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One does not simply speak in Mordorish (Mordorese??)?

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I know what you mean...

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 ??? ??? ??? ???

That's the easy part, I've had that memorized for the last 20+ years...

 :pok:

Don't feel bad. I got Merlin's incantation, from Excalibur.


Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha.

The Charm of Making, an incantation repeatedly uttered by both Merlin and Morgana, is in an Old Gaelic dialect that translates to "Serpent's breath, charm of death and life, thy omen of making."

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #231 on: September 05, 2017, 01:26:11 PM
>:D

 :D

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One does not simply speak in Mordorish (Mordorese??)?

 :pok:

I know what you mean...

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 ??? ??? ??? ???

That's the easy part, I've had that memorized for the last 20+ years...

 :pok:

Don't feel bad. I got Merlin's incantation, from Excalibur.


Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha.

The Charm of Making, an incantation repeatedly uttered by both Merlin and Morgana, is in an Old Gaelic dialect that translates to "Serpent's breath, charm of death and life, thy omen of making."

 :facepalm:

Do you know how to pronounce it? At least for me Gaelic is really difficult one to pronounce...
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #232 on: September 05, 2017, 03:27:42 PM
I'm not even gonna try pronouncing that. Just the first word will end up with me smurfing up
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #233 on: September 05, 2017, 03:36:07 PM
Amash, to pochuye Lang Belta?

I'll make it a little easier for you: (but, do you understand the belter creole, from the Expanse) ;)
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #234 on: September 05, 2017, 03:40:55 PM
["a" like in trap], ["n" like in noon], ["á" like in father] and finally ["l" like in pool]


Its apparently derived from Sanskrit. नीला My head hurts.
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #235 on: September 05, 2017, 04:34:57 PM
>:D

 :D

(Image removed from quote.)

One does not simply speak in Mordorish (Mordorese??)?

 :pok:

I know what you mean...

Show content


 ??? ??? ??? ???

That's the easy part, I've had that memorized for the last 20+ years...

 :pok:

Don't feel bad. I got Merlin's incantation, from Excalibur.


Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha.

The Charm of Making, an incantation repeatedly uttered by both Merlin and Morgana, is in an Old Gaelic dialect that translates to "Serpent's breath, charm of death and life, thy omen of making."

 :facepalm:

Do you know how to pronounce it? At least for me Gaelic is really difficult one to pronounce...

Check out Youtube, there might be a clip from that part of the movie.
 :pok: :pok:
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I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #236 on: September 05, 2017, 04:37:13 PM
Kinda like this:



 8) 8)
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Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #237 on: September 13, 2017, 12:31:18 PM
And here's the latest installment in our series of "Unbelievable Adventures of the Infamous Florida Man!"



The Florida Man is the God of Thunder! :viking:

Florida man high on flakka has smurf with tree and calls himself Thor

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #238 on: September 19, 2017, 07:29:25 PM
Here's something I like to follow on teh Interwebz..

Taras Kul, AKA CrazyRussianHacker, I just love his gadget videos, here's some bacon gadgets put to the test:



I mean who doesn't love bacon, right?

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
Reply #239 on: September 19, 2017, 07:48:29 PM
that can save humanity
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