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Completely Random Smurf with Aleph 15985

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #990 on: August 10, 2019, 09:07:17 PM »
Classic...


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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #991 on: August 10, 2019, 09:11:02 PM »
Even more so...



 :cheers:

PS. Never ever read the youtube comments for that one...
« Last Edit: August 10, 2019, 09:18:14 PM by AlephZero »

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #992 on: August 11, 2019, 11:54:44 AM »
Even more so...



 :cheers:

PS. Never ever read the youtube comments for that one...


very true

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #993 on: August 11, 2019, 11:57:55 AM »
Classic...



one of the Highlights of my roadie career was catching Mark Knopfler live

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"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #994 on: August 11, 2019, 07:29:33 PM »
one of the Highlights of my roadie career was catching Mark Knopfler live

I would have loved that myself, but... I can't do crowds  :-[ no big concerts for me  ::)

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #995 on: August 11, 2019, 09:49:54 PM »
I would have loved that myself, but... I can't do crowds  :-[ no big concerts for me  ::)

best part is i was on the side of the stage so the crowd was not close

Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #996 on: August 15, 2019, 05:50:03 PM »
Capybara is now my favorite animal ever... They are zen as smurf  :)






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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #997 on: August 15, 2019, 06:02:04 PM »
well they gotta be

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"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #998 on: August 22, 2019, 07:26:12 PM »

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #999 on: August 24, 2019, 04:58:35 PM »
Random fact time!

"Giant squid and some other large squid species maintain neutral buoyancy in seawater through an ammonium chloride solution which is found throughout their bodies and is lighter than seawater. This differs from the method of flotation used by most fish, which involves a gas-filled swim bladder. The solution tastes somewhat like salmiakki and makes giant squid unattractive for general human consumption." - Wikipedia

Something feels right about the world at the moment...  :rofl:

Also I have to note: Thank god these creatures do not live anywhere near Finland... They would have been hunted to extinction by now!

This salty and quite fishy piece of knowledge was brought to you by Completely Random Smurf with Aleph.

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #1000 on: August 28, 2019, 03:00:34 AM »


:viking: Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu! :viking:

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #1001 on: August 30, 2019, 07:06:59 PM »
this just makes me want to grab my axe

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #1002 on: August 31, 2019, 09:07:24 PM »
Why of course, hence the dwarven call to war: "Axes of the Dwarves! Dwarves are upon you!"  ;)  :cheers:

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #1003 on: September 01, 2019, 08:43:07 AM »
not sure many people would count me as a dwarf, but i'm game

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"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #1004 on: September 03, 2019, 07:44:31 PM »
"I got mad skillz and I'm not afraid to use them..." (Emphasis on mad)



 :D

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #1005 on: September 03, 2019, 07:50:46 PM »
That's what you get for being a "darn'd sourtherner"!

 :pok:

 :D
See, I missed that post untill now too! :facepalm:

I guess you just post way too sneakily... :pok:

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #1006 on: September 03, 2019, 08:26:01 PM »
See, I missed that post untill now too! :facepalm:

I guess you just post way too sneakily... :pok:

not sure how a blue Finnish Hulk smurf can be sneaky

Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #1007 on: September 03, 2019, 08:31:36 PM »
We should ask him :shrug:

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #1008 on: September 03, 2019, 08:45:52 PM »
I guess my last post answers that question...  ;)

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #1009 on: September 03, 2019, 08:51:54 PM »
Lol :D

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #1010 on: September 04, 2019, 09:05:23 PM »
loco skillz

Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #1011 on: September 09, 2019, 07:06:27 PM »
I did not know Maori Metal was a thing... Now I do, very nice :D  :cheers:


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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #1012 on: September 09, 2019, 09:49:43 PM »
maori metal? this is getting out of hand

Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #1013 on: September 10, 2019, 09:39:07 PM »
She does pretty damn good Gloryhammer cover...




And she's pretty too... :cheers:

Apparently Romanian  ???

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #1014 on: September 11, 2019, 06:07:43 PM »
she is pretty

Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #1015 on: September 11, 2019, 08:31:25 PM »
Indian Nu-Metal  :ahhh



Kinda reminds me of Verge of Umbra   :pok:

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #1016 on: September 11, 2019, 08:41:28 PM »
You dudes are crazy :fugly:

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #1017 on: September 11, 2019, 08:47:56 PM »
Of course we are, that's par for the course!  :pok:

 :D

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #1018 on: September 11, 2019, 08:58:53 PM »
In any case, every video I post on this thread I enjoy  :pok:

I love all kinds of ethnic music, including ethnic metal. I'm a bit of an omnivore when it comes to music...  :cheers:

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #1019 on: September 11, 2019, 09:13:52 PM »
Manau: Mais qui est la belette? French celtic rap...  :D


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