Top 10 Smurfpills advertising slogans

[eodtech]

The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Smurfpills.
 
10.   Smurfpills, Whaazzzz up!
 
9.   Smurfpills, The quicker pecker picker upper.
 
8.   Smurfpills, like a rock !
 
7.   Smurfpills, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
 
6    Smurfpills, Be all that you can be.
 
5.   Smurfpills, Reach out and touch someone.
 
4.   Smurfpills, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
 
3.   Smurfpills, Home of the whopper!
 
2.   Smurfpills, We bring good things to Life!
 
1.   This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs

[Tarrodemierda]

"1".

 

[ducktapehero]

How's this?

Smurfpills, the choice of the "old" generation

[EZ822]

Smurfpills, Have a ''poke'' and a smile

[eodtech]

You can do it, we can help !
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Drive one home today.
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Fly United

[ducktapehero]

Smurfpills, Have a ''poke'' and a smile

That one's good. 

[Tarrodemierda]

 

[edap617]

[duckman1975]

Smurfpills because your moving up!

[Smitty44]

Smurfpills,It's meaty,it's mighty,it's mighty mighty meaty!!

[I'm Still Bison]

Things are looking up

[ducktapehero]

Here's some more.

"Mama Mia,  that's a spicey meat"

"I love you, Ma-a-a-n!"

"Smurfpills, it does a body good"

"It keeps going, and going, and going.."

"Where's the cream filling?"

"Finger lickin' good"

"Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up....Get Smurfpills"

"Just do it"

"A pee-pee in need deserves Smurfpills indeed".

"Pee-pees wobble but they don't fall down."

"Where's the beef?" Smurfpills has it!!"

"Mmm mmm good!!"

"Smurfpills...then a Mentos!!!!

"Farfromhumpin? Get Smurfpills"