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Bananas?
on: July 07, 2016, 09:22:32 AM
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Bananas?
Reply #1 on: July 07, 2016, 09:23:14 AM
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Bananas?
Reply #2 on: July 07, 2016, 09:24:06 AM
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Bananas?
Reply #3 on: July 07, 2016, 09:35:01 AM
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Bananas?
Reply #4 on: July 07, 2016, 09:35:33 AM
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Bananas?
Reply #5 on: July 07, 2016, 09:43:03 AM
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Bananas?
Reply #6 on: July 07, 2016, 09:59:13 AM
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Re: Bananas?
Reply #7 on: July 07, 2016, 10:07:20 AM
Holy cow, how did you come across all those banana-themed tools and knives??  :think: :) I didn't even know this category existed :P


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Re: Bananas?
Reply #8 on: July 07, 2016, 10:09:45 AM
Holy cow, how did you come across all those banana-themed tools and knives??  :think: :) I didn't even know this category existed :P

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Re: Bananas?
Reply #9 on: July 07, 2016, 10:17:38 AM
Yes, he is great  :D



I was aware of the GEC rotten banana bone model, but the rest.... just luck 
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Re: Bananas?
Reply #10 on: July 07, 2016, 10:24:53 AM
The Minions thanks you :)
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Re: Bananas?
Reply #11 on: July 07, 2016, 10:49:04 AM
Did you know bananas grow on trees?

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Re: Bananas?
Reply #12 on: July 07, 2016, 10:49:56 AM
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Re: Bananas?
Reply #13 on: July 07, 2016, 11:46:40 AM
Did you know bananas grow on trees?

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Yes, because they don't ;)
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Re: Bananas?
Reply #14 on: July 07, 2016, 11:47:04 AM
Oh and on the subject...





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Re: Bananas?
Reply #15 on: July 07, 2016, 11:59:34 AM
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Re: Bananas?
Reply #16 on: July 07, 2016, 12:08:44 PM
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Man I would kill for some fried bananas right now...


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Re: Bananas?
Reply #17 on: July 07, 2016, 01:52:26 PM
:evilbanana: :nanadance: :nanadance: :evilbanana:


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Re: Bananas?
Reply #18 on: July 07, 2016, 02:21:46 PM
Thanks a 'bunch' dks, for this 'a peel ing' thread. Those are the only banana jokes I care about. I don't give a monkeys for any others.
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Re: Bananas?
Reply #19 on: July 07, 2016, 02:31:38 PM
If you had some of those you could put them in a Skinth...


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Re: Bananas?
Reply #20 on: July 07, 2016, 03:06:58 PM
:nanadance::nanadance::nanadance::nanadance::nanadance:



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Re: Bananas?
Reply #21 on: July 07, 2016, 03:20:11 PM
What kind of shoes are made out of banana peels?

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Re: Bananas?
Reply #22 on: July 07, 2016, 05:39:49 PM
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Bananas?
Reply #23 on: July 07, 2016, 05:47:18 PM
Thanks a 'bunch' dks, for this 'a peel ing' thread. Those are the only banana jokes I care about. I don't give a monkeys for any others.

So... you're splitting?...
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Re: Bananas?
Reply #24 on: July 07, 2016, 06:50:14 PM
That first banana pic is just way to over-ripe.  :facepalm:
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Re: Bananas?
Reply #25 on: July 07, 2016, 11:33:36 PM
That first banana pic is just way to over-ripe.  :facepalm:

It looks to be Andy Warhol's painting as used on The Velvet Underground's album cover.



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Re: Bananas?
Reply #26 on: July 08, 2016, 03:26:51 AM
This thread is bananas.  Lol.  Neat tools everyone!


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Re: Bananas?
Reply #27 on: July 08, 2016, 04:59:58 AM
Did you know bananas grow on trees?

Yes, because they don't ;)

According to Garden Betty: "That’s right — a banana plant is technically a large herb, distantly related to ginger.  It is considered an herb in botanical terms because it never forms a woody stem the way a tree does. Rather, it forms a succulent stalk, or pseudostem.

Read more at http://www.gardenbetty.com/2011/12/a-banana-plant-is-an-herb-or-little-known-banana-facts/#4ZWXzHZgAbcByc6B.99"
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Re: Bananas?
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Re: Bananas?
Reply #29 on: July 08, 2016, 06:54:06 AM
next thing you know people will be telling us that tomatoes are fruits.....   :ahhh
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