Quote from: Kevin Davey on March 13, 2017, 10:26:11 PMQuote from: magentus on March 13, 2017, 07:06:19 PMQuote from: Kevin Davey on March 13, 2017, 05:12:54 PMIt has been brought to my attention that my retort was a little aggressive, the minions were annoyed at me for potentially instigating a war with a member of the rebel alliance, and the factions here have all made friends so don't want me upsetting smallbacca, or potentially reverting Dolly to her old ways. My apologies to smallbacca for thinking she was a bloke. It's an honest mistake to make with all that fur. Might I suggest a waxing session or some nair Smallbacca accepts your apology and we can now decelerate from ramming speed. We don't know where you live so the plan was to ram the UK until we reached you somehow. We don't do a lot of thinking here. ps - how do your minions all get on? You have some rebel, some empire and all armed with light sabers They get on well now. They bonded when the stormtroopers shooting was so bad they all had to deflect using their lightsabres. Vader was all for just force choking the life out of them, but with no emperor about, the light side seems to have mellowed him and he deferred to yoda's teaching again.Nair, wtf is nair and do I want to know how you know.
Quote from: magentus on March 13, 2017, 07:06:19 PMQuote from: Kevin Davey on March 13, 2017, 05:12:54 PMIt has been brought to my attention that my retort was a little aggressive, the minions were annoyed at me for potentially instigating a war with a member of the rebel alliance, and the factions here have all made friends so don't want me upsetting smallbacca, or potentially reverting Dolly to her old ways. My apologies to smallbacca for thinking she was a bloke. It's an honest mistake to make with all that fur. Might I suggest a waxing session or some nair Smallbacca accepts your apology and we can now decelerate from ramming speed. We don't know where you live so the plan was to ram the UK until we reached you somehow. We don't do a lot of thinking here. ps - how do your minions all get on? You have some rebel, some empire and all armed with light sabers They get on well now. They bonded when the stormtroopers shooting was so bad they all had to deflect using their lightsabres. Vader was all for just force choking the life out of them, but with no emperor about, the light side seems to have mellowed him and he deferred to yoda's teaching again.
Quote from: Kevin Davey on March 13, 2017, 05:12:54 PMIt has been brought to my attention that my retort was a little aggressive, the minions were annoyed at me for potentially instigating a war with a member of the rebel alliance, and the factions here have all made friends so don't want me upsetting smallbacca, or potentially reverting Dolly to her old ways. My apologies to smallbacca for thinking she was a bloke. It's an honest mistake to make with all that fur. Might I suggest a waxing session or some nair Smallbacca accepts your apology and we can now decelerate from ramming speed. We don't know where you live so the plan was to ram the UK until we reached you somehow. We don't do a lot of thinking here. ps - how do your minions all get on? You have some rebel, some empire and all armed with light sabers
It has been brought to my attention that my retort was a little aggressive, the minions were annoyed at me for potentially instigating a war with a member of the rebel alliance, and the factions here have all made friends so don't want me upsetting smallbacca, or potentially reverting Dolly to her old ways. My apologies to smallbacca for thinking she was a bloke. It's an honest mistake to make with all that fur. Might I suggest a waxing session or some nair
Quote from: zoidberg on March 14, 2017, 12:09:19 AMQuote from: Kevin Davey on March 13, 2017, 10:26:11 PMQuote from: magentus on March 13, 2017, 07:06:19 PMQuote from: Kevin Davey on March 13, 2017, 05:12:54 PMIt has been brought to my attention that my retort was a little aggressive, the minions were annoyed at me for potentially instigating a war with a member of the rebel alliance, and the factions here have all made friends so don't want me upsetting smallbacca, or potentially reverting Dolly to her old ways. My apologies to smallbacca for thinking she was a bloke. It's an honest mistake to make with all that fur. Might I suggest a waxing session or some nair Smallbacca accepts your apology and we can now decelerate from ramming speed. We don't know where you live so the plan was to ram the UK until we reached you somehow. We don't do a lot of thinking here. ps - how do your minions all get on? You have some rebel, some empire and all armed with light sabers They get on well now. They bonded when the stormtroopers shooting was so bad they all had to deflect using their lightsabres. Vader was all for just force choking the life out of them, but with no emperor about, the light side seems to have mellowed him and he deferred to yoda's teaching again.Nair, wtf is nair and do I want to know how you know. It's a hair removal cream that wimmins use.
Quote from: Kevin Davey on March 14, 2017, 09:02:28 AMQuote from: zoidberg on March 14, 2017, 12:09:19 AMQuote from: Kevin Davey on March 13, 2017, 10:26:11 PMQuote from: magentus on March 13, 2017, 07:06:19 PMQuote from: Kevin Davey on March 13, 2017, 05:12:54 PMIt has been brought to my attention that my retort was a little aggressive, the minions were annoyed at me for potentially instigating a war with a member of the rebel alliance, and the factions here have all made friends so don't want me upsetting smallbacca, or potentially reverting Dolly to her old ways. My apologies to smallbacca for thinking she was a bloke. It's an honest mistake to make with all that fur. Might I suggest a waxing session or some nair Smallbacca accepts your apology and we can now decelerate from ramming speed. We don't know where you live so the plan was to ram the UK until we reached you somehow. We don't do a lot of thinking here. ps - how do your minions all get on? You have some rebel, some empire and all armed with light sabers They get on well now. They bonded when the stormtroopers shooting was so bad they all had to deflect using their lightsabres. Vader was all for just force choking the life out of them, but with no emperor about, the light side seems to have mellowed him and he deferred to yoda's teaching again.Nair, wtf is nair and do I want to know how you know. It's a hair removal cream that wimmins use. Sorry mate, that was rhetorical. There was no question mark.
Quote from: zoidberg on March 14, 2017, 09:08:28 AMQuote from: Kevin Davey on March 14, 2017, 09:02:28 AMQuote from: zoidberg on March 14, 2017, 12:09:19 AMQuote from: Kevin Davey on March 13, 2017, 10:26:11 PMQuote from: magentus on March 13, 2017, 07:06:19 PMQuote from: Kevin Davey on March 13, 2017, 05:12:54 PMIt has been brought to my attention that my retort was a little aggressive, the minions were annoyed at me for potentially instigating a war with a member of the rebel alliance, and the factions here have all made friends so don't want me upsetting smallbacca, or potentially reverting Dolly to her old ways. My apologies to smallbacca for thinking she was a bloke. It's an honest mistake to make with all that fur. Might I suggest a waxing session or some nair Smallbacca accepts your apology and we can now decelerate from ramming speed. We don't know where you live so the plan was to ram the UK until we reached you somehow. We don't do a lot of thinking here. ps - how do your minions all get on? You have some rebel, some empire and all armed with light sabers They get on well now. They bonded when the stormtroopers shooting was so bad they all had to deflect using their lightsabres. Vader was all for just force choking the life out of them, but with no emperor about, the light side seems to have mellowed him and he deferred to yoda's teaching again.Nair, wtf is nair and do I want to know how you know. It's a hair removal cream that wimmins use. Sorry mate, that was rhetorical. There was no question mark.it was ?i missed it completely
enthusiastic amateur maybe
Dollys back ??
Quote from: eamo on March 17, 2017, 04:04:20 PMDollys back ??No thanks to you Eamo. If you'd be so kind as to let your daughter know she is safe and sound back aboard the U Boat. She will not be travelling the world again.
Quote from: magentus on March 17, 2017, 04:31:45 PMQuote from: eamo on March 17, 2017, 04:04:20 PMDollys back ??No thanks to you Eamo. If you'd be so kind as to let your daughter know she is safe and sound back aboard the U Boat. She will not be travelling the world again.I feel . . . so conflicted . . . . on one hand i am so happy she made it home alive, on the other, so devastated she would do something like that to us . . . we treated her like family and this is how we were repaid. My daughter is so hurt by this saga i doubt she will ever recover emotionally. I'm sure Dolly could write a book on her adventures from the west of ireland to the top secret location of the U boat, a journey of many hundreds of miles. If I were interested i'd read it, but tbh, after the way she treated us i doubt i would.
Well that's it, the fallout shelter is finished and stocked with 10 years worth of Pot Noodles. Do you think I should have bought something other than Curry flavour? Anyhoo, that's me heading down now. I'm not sure the house Wi-Fi will be able to penetrate the 3 foot thick lead walls so if you don't hear from me for a while don't worry.
Quote from: Gareth on March 18, 2017, 02:06:36 PMWell that's it, the fallout shelter is finished and stocked with 10 years worth of Pot Noodles. Do you think I should have bought something other than Curry flavour? Anyhoo, that's me heading down now. I'm not sure the house Wi-Fi will be able to penetrate the 3 foot thick lead walls so if you don't hear from me for a while don't worry.You made the right choice of Pot Noodle flavours G-Man - I hope the sanitary appliances are adequate......Dolly has expressed an interest in attending the Meet. I hope her presence won't put you off......
Quote from: magentus on March 18, 2017, 02:28:36 PMQuote from: Gareth on March 18, 2017, 02:06:36 PMWell that's it, the fallout shelter is finished and stocked with 10 years worth of Pot Noodles. Do you think I should have bought something other than Curry flavour? Anyhoo, that's me heading down now. I'm not sure the house Wi-Fi will be able to penetrate the 3 foot thick lead walls so if you don't hear from me for a while don't worry.You made the right choice of Pot Noodle flavours G-Man - I hope the sanitary appliances are adequate......Dolly has expressed an interest in attending the Meet. I hope her presence won't put you off......Three things:A, G-man is underground. He won't be able access wifi and hear you. B, I wonder what G-Man is boiling his noodles with. He did not mention stocking water, so probably he will come back out VERY soon. C, 3ft Lead walls? Really? 12 ft Concrete walls are better AND cheaper.
Dolly has expressed an interest in attending the Meet. I hope her presence won't put you off......
Quote from: Pablo O'Brien on March 18, 2017, 02:37:19 PMQuote from: magentus on March 18, 2017, 02:28:36 PMQuote from: Gareth on March 18, 2017, 02:06:36 PMWell that's it, the fallout shelter is finished and stocked with 10 years worth of Pot Noodles. Do you think I should have bought something other than Curry flavour? Anyhoo, that's me heading down now. I'm not sure the house Wi-Fi will be able to penetrate the 3 foot thick lead walls so if you don't hear from me for a while don't worry.You made the right choice of Pot Noodle flavours G-Man - I hope the sanitary appliances are adequate......Dolly has expressed an interest in attending the Meet. I hope her presence won't put you off......Three things:A, G-man is underground. He won't be able access wifi and hear you. B, I wonder what G-Man is boiling his noodles with. He did not mention stocking water, so probably he will come back out VERY soon. C, 3ft Lead walls? Really? 12 ft Concrete walls are better AND cheaper. I'm not staying, I just forgot the kettle.
Quote from: Gareth on March 18, 2017, 09:42:20 PMQuote from: Pablo O'Brien on March 18, 2017, 02:37:19 PMQuote from: magentus on March 18, 2017, 02:28:36 PMQuote from: Gareth on March 18, 2017, 02:06:36 PMWell that's it, the fallout shelter is finished and stocked with 10 years worth of Pot Noodles. Do you think I should have bought something other than Curry flavour? Anyhoo, that's me heading down now. I'm not sure the house Wi-Fi will be able to penetrate the 3 foot thick lead walls so if you don't hear from me for a while don't worry.You made the right choice of Pot Noodle flavours G-Man - I hope the sanitary appliances are adequate......Dolly has expressed an interest in attending the Meet. I hope her presence won't put you off......Three things:A, G-man is underground. He won't be able access wifi and hear you. B, I wonder what G-Man is boiling his noodles with. He did not mention stocking water, so probably he will come back out VERY soon. C, 3ft Lead walls? Really? 12 ft Concrete walls are better AND cheaper. I'm not staying, I just forgot the kettle. Don't forget the milk and biscuits...
So, err, how much water do I need for 10 years of dehydrated noodles?
Quote from: Gareth on March 19, 2017, 09:28:26 PMSo, err, how much water do I need for 10 years of dehydrated noodles? Hmm, ten times the weight of the noodles?
Mags, send dolly to unlock G-man from his.... thing...
Quote from: Pablo O'Brien on March 20, 2017, 12:01:08 PMMags, send dolly to unlock G-man from his.... thing... She's on her way!
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