Dolly's World Tour - Can you host?

[magentus]

She looks so happy.

[eamo]

now or then ?

[magentus]

now or then ?

I think she's happy now. Nate will treat her like the chaos goddess she is.  And not throw her off a boat.

[ducttapetech]

 

No I am not gonna throw her into the drink or anything like that, yet.
I do however have big plans for Dolly and Molle. This next adventure is gonna take a while to do, the battletech post will be hard to beat, but i have an idea and should be very worth it, I hope.

[eamo]

looking forward to it Nate, I hope you have better luck with your guest then i did - i'm not bitter, you know, just, well still recovering.

[magentus]

I think the fact that Nate didn't start Dollys trip by flinging her into a raging torrent of freezing cold water and then initiating the biggest cover-up this side of the Kennedy assassination is a good sign.

[eamo]

oh, how quickly you forget. she started by terrorising some sylvanians if you recall ?
she met Bruno, made friends with Kat, she was given the royal treatment.

However, *SHE* was the one who wanted to take the RIB out, Kat and Security Stan were not so keen.

oh, how quickly you forget . . . . . but my daughter still wakes with nightmares.

[SteveC]

 

[magentus]

oh, how quickly you forget. she started by terrorising some sylvanians if you recall ?
she met Bruno, made friends with Kat, she was given the royal treatment.

However, *SHE* was the one who wanted to take the RIB out, Kat and Security Stan were not so keen.

oh, how quickly you forget . . . . . but my daughter still wakes with nightmares.

Eamo, How quickly YOU forget,
With treachery the RIB upset,
All brave sailors lost in peril,
Poor Dolly forc'ed feral
And lonely, cross'ed the sea,
While Eamo, safe ashore, rubs his hands in glee.

And that's how it happened.

[El Corkscrew]

oh, how quickly you forget. she started by terrorising some sylvanians if you recall ?
she met Bruno, made friends with Kat, she was given the royal treatment.

However, *SHE* was the one who wanted to take the RIB out, Kat and Security Stan were not so keen.

oh, how quickly you forget . . . . . but my daughter still wakes with nightmares.

Eamo, How quickly YOU forget,
With treachery the RIB upset,
All brave sailors lost in peril,
Poor Dolly forc'ed feral
And lonely, cross'ed the sea,
While Eamo, safe ashore, rubs his hands in glee.

And that's how it happened.

That's beautiful, Mags

[eamo]

Poetic indeed but not how it happened

[ducttapetech]

 

[ThundahBeagle]

Looking forward to Dollys visit.

Mags, any last words of advice ?

Keep her away from knives, guns, artillery, gardening implements, vehicles, flammable fuel, lighters, matches, toothpicks, kitchen implements, blunt instruments, medication, alcohol and drugs - don't let her watch any violent tv shows or films, or stay up past 8.30pm, don't leave her unsupervised at any time and don't give her any money. Never turn your back on her and don't believe a word she says.

Best of luck.

Y-yikes!

Jesus H. Smurf! Sounds like my last girlfriend!

I'm just on page three. According to the titles, I thought this would be someone from the UK following Dolly Parton around the world on a concert tour, reaching out for a hospitable host at every stop.

Then I just thought sending a robot figure around the world would be silly. Then I thought about the advert with the traveling gnome. And  I came to see Dolly' s volatile but passionate personality (robotality?). All that and the geo-caching angle. I may just be invested in this 'round the world in 80 days spin off.

[ducttapetech]

Looking forward to Dollys visit.

Mags, any last words of advice ?

Keep her away from knives, guns, artillery, gardening implements, vehicles, flammable fuel, lighters, matches, toothpicks, kitchen implements, blunt instruments, medication, alcohol and drugs - don't let her watch any violent tv shows or films, or stay up past 8.30pm, don't leave her unsupervised at any time and don't give her any money. Never turn your back on her and don't believe a word she says.

Best of luck.

Y-yikes!

Jesus H. Smurf! Sounds like my last girlfriend!

I'm just on page three. According to the titles, I thought this would be someone from the UK following Dolly Parton around the world on a concert tour, reaching out for a hospitable host at every stop.

Then I just thought sending a robot figure around the world would be silly. Then I thought about the advert with the traveling gnome. And  I came to see Dolly' s volatile but passionate personality (robotality?). All that and the geo-caching angle. I may just be invested in this 'round the world in 80 days spin off.

Just page 3 eh? Just wait, the thread gets real interesting.
 

[Don Pablo]

Looking forward to Dollys visit.

Mags, any last words of advice ?

Keep her away from knives, guns, artillery, gardening implements, vehicles, flammable fuel, lighters, matches, toothpicks, kitchen implements, blunt instruments, medication, alcohol and drugs - don't let her watch any violent tv shows or films, or stay up past 8.30pm, don't leave her unsupervised at any time and don't give her any money. Never turn your back on her and don't believe a word she says.

Best of luck.

Y-yikes!

Jesus H. Smurf! Sounds like my last girlfriend!

I'm just on page three. According to the titles, I thought this would be someone from the UK following Dolly Parton around the world on a concert tour, reaching out for a hospitable host at every stop.

Then I just thought sending a robot figure around the world would be silly. Then I thought about the advert with the traveling gnome. And  I came to see Dolly' s volatile but passionate personality (robotality?). All that and the geo-caching angle. I may just be invested in this 'round the world in 80 days spin off.

Just page 3 eh? Just wait, the thread gets real interesting.
 

Wait until you get to the bit where  Eamo breaks Dolly's trust Dolly goes AWOL.

[magentus]

Without the constant threat from Dolly and only sporadic explosions needing our attention we can get on with the mundane tasks in the U Boat. Today is haircut day for the second watch and as usual it's being done with the MP400 scissors and Smallbacca screaming at everyone from start to finish.

[eamo]

Looking forward to Dollys visit.

Mags, any last words of advice ?

Keep her away from knives, guns, artillery, gardening implements, vehicles, flammable fuel, lighters, matches, toothpicks, kitchen implements, blunt instruments, medication, alcohol and drugs - don't let her watch any violent tv shows or films, or stay up past 8.30pm, don't leave her unsupervised at any time and don't give her any money. Never turn your back on her and don't believe a word she says.

Best of luck.

Y-yikes!

Jesus H. Smurf! Sounds like my last girlfriend!

I'm just on page three. According to the titles, I thought this would be someone from the UK following Dolly Parton around the world on a concert tour, reaching out for a hospitable host at every stop.

Then I just thought sending a robot figure around the world would be silly. Then I thought about the advert with the traveling gnome. And  I came to see Dolly' s volatile but passionate personality (robotality?). All that and the geo-caching angle. I may just be invested in this 'round the world in 80 days spin off.

Just page 3 eh? Just wait, the thread gets real interesting.
 

Wait until you get to the bit where  Eamo breaks Dolly's trust Dolly goes AWOL.

 

[Mechanickal]

Without the constant threat from Dolly and only sporadic explosions needing our attention we can get on with the mundane tasks in the U Boat. Today is haircut day for the second watch and as usual it's being done with the MP400 scissors and Smallbacca screaming at everyone from start to finish.

Hey mags! Stop blabbering!!

Torpedo tube 2 and 3 are flooded down here. Get that MP over here and help me out!!

[magentus]

Where's your pliers based multitool Nick?  I hope you have it on you because when you're down in the torpedo tubes you're on your own.

[Mechanickal]

Where's your pliers based multitool Nick?  I hope you have it on you because when you're down in the torpedo tubes you're on your own.

It ripped through the envelope and got lost in the mail!!!

Aaaaaaargh!!

[magentus]

Where's your pliers based multitool Nick?  I hope you have it on you because when you're down in the torpedo tubes you're on your own.

It ripped through the envelope and got lost in the mail!!!

Aaaaaaargh!!

Sigh.....Alright I'll send Medical Bill down there - he's got a Mini LM Mini and will be able to help you out.

Next time remember we operate the buddy system here. Find a buddy and stick together.

[Mechanickal]

Where's your pliers based multitool Nick?  I hope you have it on you because when you're down in the torpedo tubes you're on your own.

It ripped through the envelope and got lost in the mail!!!

Aaaaaaargh!!

Sigh.....Alright I'll send Medical Bill down there - he's got a Mini LM Mini and will be able to help you out.

Next time remember we operate the buddy system here. Find a buddy and stick together.

~blup~

[ThundahBeagle]

I feel bad it happened on my watch.

The stream flows into a river, which flows into the Atlantic ocean, within a mile or so of the "accident" - given time, she could make her way anywhere on the planet. I find it hard to believe she'd abandon Kat though 

Page 5...what the...?
Dolly, GONE?
She DID take the helm...
She DID head for the rapids of her own accord...

I dunno guys. I HAVE seen Rambo. On top of that, I am guessing Dolly may have taken a page out of the Annie Edson Taylor book on river navigation

[ducttapetech]

 

[ThundahBeagle]

Oh, Eamo, you poor smurf. Dolly hid her true intent and bid her time, much like my Beagle, just waiting for a chance - the RIGHT chance- to dart out the kitchen door while I'm taking the garbage out, and you were left holding the bag.

Great battle near the end, meeting Molle, too! Although it was a bit like meeting Mr. Spock' s brother we never knew of in Star Trek 5, but with a much better story line. And much better action, actually. And better cinematography.

I don't know about you guys, but with Dolly and Molle together, I'd say that the powers of Good better find a way to keep them placated. It would take but a nudge to push them back into a dark place, and we've just seen what they are capable of with those blasters

[magentus]

I have bad news for you then TB - Ductapetech (along with me) is an advocate and student of chaos and in thrawl to Khorne of the infinite Abyss. Dolly and Molle couldn't be in more dangerous hands. 

[ThundahBeagle]

Zoinks!

[eamo]

I have bad news for you then TB - Ductapetech (along with me) is an advocate and student of chaos and in thrawl to Khorne of the infinite Abyss. Dolly and Molle couldn't be in more dangerous hands. 

So, Mags, what you're really saying is you set me up for failure from the very start ? How could you do that to me ? And my daughter, she still wakes up screaming after the horrors of that day.

[ducttapetech]

Oh wait, it is gonna get worse.....Mwhahahahahaha!

[ducttapetech]

Dolly and Molle are meeting up with some other 'friends' this weekend.