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Dolly's World Tour - Can you host?

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us Offline Aloha

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Re: Dolly's World Tour - Can you host?
Reply #90 on: August 17, 2016, 04:20:24 PM
Well, seeing that list, I'm glad she's not here yet. I'm going to visit the battleship New Jersey on Tuesday. If she came with me she'd probably try to shell Philadelphia across the river......

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Re: Dolly's World Tour - Can you host?
Reply #91 on: August 17, 2016, 09:14:21 PM
No great loss is it?

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Re: Dolly's World Tour - Can you host?
Reply #92 on: August 17, 2016, 09:16:34 PM
No great loss is it?

:P

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Not at all! I'd help her load the guns..... :D

My opinion of Philly is not appropriate to post on a family friendly forun..... ::)
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Re: Dolly's World Tour - Can you host?
Reply #93 on: August 17, 2016, 09:52:57 PM
Yeah, but where would cream cheese technology be without them?

And where would we be without the Fresh Prince?  He's from Philadelphia, born and raised.  In fact, on the playground is where he'd spent most of his days, just chilling out maxing, relaxing all cool just shooting some b- ball outside of the school.

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Re: Dolly's World Tour - Can you host?
Reply #94 on: August 17, 2016, 10:46:46 PM
Dolly will be getting nervous, she'll be in customs by now. That bling might ping the metal detectors


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Reply #95 on: August 17, 2016, 11:06:37 PM
Yeah, but where would cream cheese technology be without them?

And where would we be without the Fresh Prince?  He's from Philadelphia, born and raised.  In fact, on the playground is where he'd spent most of his days, just chilling out maxing, relaxing all cool just shooting some b- ball outside of the school.

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 :facepalm:  He moved to Bel Air, so it's all good......
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Re: Dolly's World Tour - Can you host?
Reply #96 on: August 18, 2016, 09:37:20 AM
Dolly will be getting nervous, she'll be in customs by now. That bling might ping the metal detectors
As long as you haven't packed anything she can weaponize and she is properly sedated it should be ok. What instructions has Security Stan got in case of an 'incident'?
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Reply #97 on: August 18, 2016, 09:53:02 AM
Dolly will be getting nervous, she'll be in customs by now. That bling might ping the metal detectors
As long as you haven't packed anything she can weaponize and she is properly sedated it should be ok. What instructions has Security Stan got in case of an 'incident'?

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Re: Dolly's World Tour - Can you host?
Reply #98 on: August 18, 2016, 10:09:06 AM
Dolly will be getting nervous, she'll be in customs by now. That bling might ping the metal detectors
As long as you haven't packed anything she can weaponize and she is properly sedated it should be ok. What instructions has Security Stan got in case of an 'incident'?

Run...run like hell!

Threaten her with the Thermal Detonator? 
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Reply #99 on: August 18, 2016, 10:12:28 AM
Dolly will be getting nervous, she'll be in customs by now. That bling might ping the metal detectors
As long as you haven't packed anything she can weaponize and she is properly sedated it should be ok. What instructions has Security Stan got in case of an 'incident'?

Run...run like hell!

I've left it up to him, that way I have plausible deniability  :D

but if all else fails, throw the radio to distract her, and run like his life depended on it, because it probably will.

She has the legs on him though so he'd be done for.  He's better off just siding with her to survive


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Re: Dolly's World Tour - Can you host?
Reply #100 on: August 18, 2016, 10:23:32 AM
Siding with Dolly only lasts so long. I meant to tell you to send her upper body seperate from her lower body. That way it cuts down her opportunities. Leastways this will be the making or breaking of Security Stan. I'm rooting for the little guy.
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Reply #101 on: August 18, 2016, 10:43:57 AM
Siding with Dolly only lasts so long. I meant to tell you to send her upper body seperate from her lower body. That way it cuts down her opportunities. Leastways this will be the making or breaking of Security Stan. I'm rooting for the little guy.

He was expendable, that's why he was allowed to go with her. He was a lousy cleaning crew foreman, my sharpening desk is always messy so he wasn't do a very good job.

Hopefully he's better at keeping Dolly company.


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Re: Dolly's World Tour - Can you host?
Reply #102 on: August 18, 2016, 10:45:19 AM
Tell Dolly that if she does not behave I will team her up with Marvin the Paranoid Android :salute:
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Reply #103 on: August 18, 2016, 10:49:31 AM
Tell Dolly that if she does not behave I will team her up with Marvin the Paranoid Android :salute:

with how depressing he is, she'd top him herself


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Reply #104 on: August 18, 2016, 11:00:13 AM
Tell Dolly that if she does not behave I will team her up with Marvin the Paranoid Android :salute:

with how depressing he is, she'd top him herself
Lol - I put his life expectancy in milliseconds.

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Re: Dolly's World Tour - Can you host?
Reply #105 on: August 19, 2016, 09:50:30 PM
Dolly has safely touched down - she has already terrorised a family of sylvanians . . . . pics will follow, it was documented . . . . . .
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Reply #106 on: August 19, 2016, 09:54:23 PM
Dolly has safely touched down - she has already terrorised a family of sylvanians . . . . pics will follow, it was documented . . . . . .
She's hit the ground running then  :facepalm:

How many more innocent Sylvanians will perish before she is stopped?
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Reply #107 on: August 19, 2016, 10:03:29 PM
Dolly has safely touched down - she has already terrorised a family of sylvanians . . . . pics will follow, it was documented . . . . . .
She's hit the ground running then  :facepalm:

How many more innocent Sylvanians will perish before she is stopped?

none have perished yet - ever since the christmas day massacre of 2010, when my daughter acquired the worlds only sylvanian orphans she has been very protective of them, and immediately removed her leatherman leap from Dolly. The very same leap that was used to release her from her packaging.
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Re: Dolly's World Tour - Can you host?
Reply #108 on: August 19, 2016, 10:04:59 PM
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Reply #109 on: August 19, 2016, 10:25:18 PM
Dolly has safely touched down - she has already terrorised a family of sylvanians . . . . pics will follow, it was documented . . . . . .
She's hit the ground running then  :facepalm:

How many more innocent Sylvanians will perish before she is stopped?

Have you ever thought how much more fun it'd be if there were TranSylvanian Families?


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Reply #110 on: August 19, 2016, 10:31:52 PM
Dolly has safely touched down

Glad she arrived ok.  I'll track up her travel bug to your town now.


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Reply #111 on: August 19, 2016, 10:41:09 PM
Dolly has safely touched down - she has already terrorised a family of sylvanians . . . . pics will follow, it was documented . . . . . .
She's hit the ground running then  :facepalm:

How many more innocent Sylvanians will perish before she is stopped?

Have you ever thought how much more fun it'd be if there were TranSylvanian Families?


Complete with Igor....Yessssss Massster



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Reply #112 on: August 19, 2016, 10:48:13 PM
Dolly has safely touched down - she has already terrorised a family of sylvanians . . . . pics will follow, it was documented . . . . . .
She's hit the ground running then  :facepalm:

How many more innocent Sylvanians will perish before she is stopped?

Have you ever thought how much more fun it'd be if there were TranSylvanian Families?


Complete with Igor....Yessssss Massster

(Image removed from quote.)

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Re: Dolly's World Tour - Can you host?
Reply #113 on: August 19, 2016, 10:56:16 PM
Dolly has safely touched down - she has already terrorised a family of sylvanians . . . . pics will follow, it was documented . . . . . .
She's hit the ground running then  :facepalm:

How many more innocent Sylvanians will perish before she is stopped?

Have you ever thought how much more fun it'd be if there were TranSylvanian Families?


Complete with Igor....Yessssss Massster

(Image removed from quote.)

 :rofl:

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Reply #114 on: August 21, 2016, 12:41:01 PM
Firstly, apolagies for the delay in updating you all on Dollys visit, and for the poor quality pics - i haven't had time to dig out a decent camera, plus, she moves so fast anyway, it's a case more of stopping her then taking pics ! ! ! 

Anyway, heres an update -

Dolly been released from her travel capsule by my daughter and her leatherman leap -


Dolly greeting us with some bemusement -



Barely released from her capsule and already sizing up the sharps



Quickly, victims were found to be terrorised  :ahhh  :ahhh  :ahhh





After the situation was calmed down, the leap removed from her, she has started to settle into her new digs. Happy to say theres been no further incidents, so far anyway. She has gone on to make some friends, she met Bruno



And she has adopted Kat, a meercat who has lived by my computer for a few years. They have quickly become fast friends which may explain Dollys seemingly newfound calm and serenity . . . . unless she is lulling us into a false sense of security  :think:  :think:  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh



Weather is pretty smurf today, so Dolly is chilling with Kat and Security Stan, who done sweet FA during the sylvanian incident, by the way. Seriously, I did not need the hassle of more deceased sylvanians ! ! ! !




We have plans for her to meet Rex and go for a trip in his RIB. I have canned the idea of taking her sea kayaking, Mags didn't confirm the insurance situation and in this day and age i can't take the chance.

she does have some parting words for Mags however -



Thats all for now, we'll update with her adventures during the week as life and work allow  :2tu:
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Re: Dolly's World Tour - Can you host?
Reply #115 on: August 21, 2016, 01:30:01 PM
Brilliant!

Security Sam obviously feels the same way about Sylvanians as I do!
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Reply #116 on: August 21, 2016, 03:48:57 PM
Awesome Eamo  :tu:

Don't expect security Sam to help, he's scared of Dolly and lazy to boot.


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Reply #117 on: August 21, 2016, 04:16:52 PM
Awesome Eamo  :tu:

Don't expect security Sam to help, he's scared of Dolly and lazy to boot.

she's only been here a few days, and perhaps Kat has a calming influence, but since the initial incident she's been grand. It is likely that Kat with be joining her on her adventures, if i can get the pet passport and shots sorted.



Brilliant!

Security Sam obviously feels the same way about Sylvanians as I do!

John, let's not go there . . . . the horrors of christmas day 2010 live on . . . . (or not, in the case of a particular set of sylvanian parents)
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Reply #118 on: August 22, 2016, 10:05:23 AM
she's only been here a few days, and perhaps Kat has a calming influence, but since the initial incident she's been grand. It is likely that Kat with be joining her on her adventures, if i can get the pet passport and shots sorted.

Sending an animal with Dolly would not be a good idea. The travel gives her time to train it into an attack animal, and she's dangerous enough as it is


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Reply #119 on: August 22, 2016, 02:00:13 PM
Glad to hear Dolly has settled and even made a friend!

I think you'll probably be alright as far as the death toll goes  -she isn't clever enough to plan a long game - no impulse control. If she's happy just work on keeping her that way.
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