Contender #3 is an interesting model- I may have to test it last, as I am not certain I will have any fingers left after I do!

Here's what the seller has to say about it:
Features:
100% Brand New & High Quality
humorous outlook, exquisite workmanship, multi-function
material: 3CR13 stainless steel
Size: 9*2.7*0.25cm / 3.54*1.06*0.1"
Color: black
Included in the Package:
> 1 x EDC Tool

There's a couple of things to note in there:
1- The steel used is 3CR13, which I am a bit surprised at. I can't say as I am familiar with this particular steel, but I assumed it was going to be some variation of 440, 430 or 420 as many are.
2- No sheath listed, which seems a bit dangerous since the wrench use is likely to end in bloody fingers.
3- I'm not sure what this means:
100% Brand New & High Quality
humorous outlook, exquisite workmanship, multi-function
I wonder if this means that even the seller considers this one a joke?


The amusing description sadly will probably buy this one points in the end, and it needs it. It is actually the cheapest tool at $1.89, but with $1.99 shipping for a total of $3.88.
I'm not expecting much from this tool as I'm not overly fond of exposed cutting surfaces on tools because, well, it often results in getting cut and I don't like that. Still, I'm looking forward to it arriving- at least if I'm bleeding profusely I can use it to open a beer while waiting for the ambulance.
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