The "Never used an awl" club

[AlephZero]

My tally so far is 1 SC from Aleph, 1 from Steve, 2 from ponch and 2 from James (check your spelling J - it's awl, not all. As your post was very well executed I will overlook the 2 you owe me and send you one of the SC's ponch owes (us).

pm me for my U Boat address (no cold cawlers please). See what I did there?

Awlrighty then.
 

I use mine awl the time 

Awl these awl puns

I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time

and we'll answer the call

Aaannnd, by breaking your very own rules, you owe us awl 1 SC per person 

I'll be waiting 



 

No, I'll be waiting.

No, Duck Season!

[glenfiddich1983]

Look! Another awl pun just crawled in

 

[magentus]

 

[firiki]

Look! Another awl pun just crawled in

 

 

[firiki]

I think this thread is gradually cawlminating 

[firiki]

I think this thread is gradually cawlminating 

I don't know about others but firiki takes no prisoners at this point.

He cawld-bloodedly strips 'em of any sharp and shiny earthly possessions they may have on them and then he dispatches them to wherever souls go when awl is over, instead.

 

[magentus]

I think I'll be inviting you awl to my funerawl soon.

[firiki]

Oh, cawlm down, magentus, there's nothing to be afraid of!

[firiki]

'Ever seen 'Nightmare on Eawlm street'?

[firiki]

Or Eawlvis?

[firiki]

I'd like to read Jules Caesar's Commentarii de Bello Gawlico at some point

[magentus]

WP_20160926_011 by magpie2112, on Flickr

[firiki]

I'd like to read Jules Caesar's Commentarii de Bello Gawlico at some point

I bet he started it because the Gawls wouldn't stop making horrible puns. Their descendants still have this hawlrible habit!

[magentus]

I'd like to read Jules Caesar's Commentarii de Bello Gawlico at some point

This pun has been stretched to its limits as of the last post.

[firiki]

WP_20160926_011 by magpie2112, on Flickr

Is that like the sword of Damawlcles?

[firiki]

I'd like to read Jules Caesar's Commentarii de Bello Gawlico at some point

This pun has been stretched to its limits as of the last post.

I have to admit I'm running out of fuawl here 

[magentus]

WP_20160926_011 by magpie2112, on Flickr

Is that like the sword of Damawlcles?

   

[firiki]

WP_20160926_011 by magpie2112, on Flickr

Is that like the sword of Damawlcles?

   

Now, now... To quote Jean-Pawl Sartre, life begins on the other side of despair.

[firiki]

Can anyone suggest any good table-top rawl playing games?

[firiki]

I think I need to stop now before I break my parawl.

Several people died of brain haemorrhage induced by my stupid puns but they let me out because it wasn't on purpose.

[firiki]

It happened in Constantinopawl.

[magentus]

Cthennifer says she is glad to have been subsumed by Cthulhu as it means she doesn't have to listen to your endless puns firiki. She only has to cope with eternal terror and the absence of hope.
Cthennifer by magpie2112, on Flickr

[glenfiddich1983]

An awl, preventing magentus's awl fawling down in his foot

[firiki]

Cthennifer says she is glad to have been subsumed by Cthulhu as it means she doesn't have to listen to your endless puns firiki. She only has to cope with eternal terror and the absence of hope.
Cthennifer by magpie2112, on Flickr

I am absawlutely delighted to hear that 

[firiki]

Please tell Cthennifer that if she ever wants to get rid of that piece of snot on her head she can give me a whist-awl.

[firiki]

I'll then turn her into my vassawl

[firiki]

and have her scawld any trace of sanity...

[firiki]

So, what you you people think?

Does firiki quawlify for a 'Unhawly Spammer' badge or something like that?

[firiki]

I think this thread is gradually cawlminating 

I don't know about others but firiki takes no prisoners at this point.

He cawld-bloodedly strips 'em of any sharp and shiny earthly possessions they may have on them and then he dispatches them to wherever souls go when awl is over, instead.

 

Wrong spelling, I meant to type sawls.

[firiki]

So, what you you people think?

Does firiki quawlify for a 'Unhawly Spammer' badge or something like that?

Obtaining one has become my sawl purpose at this point