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The "Never used an awl" club

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #360 on: October 03, 2016, 05:45:51 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #361 on: October 03, 2016, 05:46:43 PM
New page banana man dance

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #362 on: October 03, 2016, 07:35:42 PM
Nawl pawlge bawlnawlnawl mawln dawlnce

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #363 on: October 03, 2016, 07:54:52 PM


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #364 on: October 03, 2016, 07:58:34 PM
[--- arms length ---] (-.-) 

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #365 on: October 03, 2016, 08:57:03 PM
awls mawlny of us hawlve awllreawldy noticed, this awlwl thing is beginning to get out of hawlnd...
On the bright side, if the awlrmy ever needs awl new code for tawllking over rawldios - like the Nawlvawljo “Windtawllkers” in WW2 - we hawlve one thawlt awlppeawlrs to be neawlrly impossible to decipher...


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #366 on: October 03, 2016, 09:11:43 PM
awls mawlny of us hawlve awllreawldy noticed, this awlwl thing is beginning to get out of hawlnd...
On the bright side, if the awlrmy ever needs awl new code for tawllking over rawldios - like the Nawlvawljo “Windtawllkers” in WW2 - we hawlve one thawlt awlppeawlrs to be neawlrly impossible to decipher...
Swiss Awlmy Kode  :salute:


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #367 on: October 04, 2016, 09:11:55 AM
awls mawlny of us hawlve awllreawldy noticed, this awlwl thing is beginning to get out of hawlnd...
On the bright side, if the awlrmy ever needs awl new code for tawllking over rawldios - like the Nawlvawljo “Windtawllkers” in WW2 - we hawlve one thawlt awlppeawlrs to be neawlrly impossible to decipher...
Swiss Awlmy Kode  :salute:

Compatibawle with MAWLLE system...  :rofl:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #368 on: October 04, 2016, 12:32:40 PM
Oh lawlrd, this is still going on?


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #369 on: October 04, 2016, 12:34:37 PM
Oh lawlrd, this is still going on?


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #370 on: October 04, 2016, 02:14:17 PM
Join in with the Dwarven Awl Song:

Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
Reeeeeeeeeeeeamer,
Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
Reeeeeeeeeeeeamer,
Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
Reeeeeeeeeeeeamer,
Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
And a Paaaaaaaaaaaartidge innnnnn a peeeeeeeeear treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #371 on: October 04, 2016, 02:21:31 PM
Awl we need is awls .....Awls is awl we need  :)


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #372 on: October 04, 2016, 02:29:23 PM
Awl we need is awls .....Awls is awl we need  :)
Nice one Steve. Lennon and McCartneys finest hour.  :cheers:

I like the Hendrix version of Dylans classic 'Awl Awlong the wawltch towawl'

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #373 on: October 05, 2016, 09:12:29 AM
Oh lawlrd, this is still going on?


::)

Awlfraid so!

Yup, not awlowed to just quit... :viking:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #374 on: October 06, 2016, 10:26:08 AM
 :viking: AWL !!
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #375 on: October 06, 2016, 10:29:57 AM
I was disqualified from this club decades ago (more than I'll admit to) - having used the awl to awl its potential - including sewing back up a heavy bag of pet food that was infested (had to go back to the store) with one of the newer awls that had a sewing needle - the common "need another hole in the belt" a couple times long ago - making starter holes in wood for wood screws - and using it to carefully undo some tight knots. The Wenger work better for this; the Vic can cut the cord if used too aggressively.


The one question I've had to which there's never been a satisfactory answer, after awl the knives with awl the awls:
Is there the One Awl to rule them awl?


Awl right --  I admit, that one was awlful  :facepalm:
« Last Edit: October 06, 2016, 10:31:48 AM by jalind »
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #376 on: October 06, 2016, 12:30:48 PM
Oh lawlrd, this is still going on?


::)

Awlfraid so!

Yup, not awlowed to just quit... :viking:

Not before Hawlloween night...  :twak:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #377 on: October 06, 2016, 12:33:10 PM

Awl right --  I admit, that one was awlful 
:facepalm:

You know, good men have found themselves on the gawlows for less serious reasons  >:D
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #378 on: October 06, 2016, 12:41:04 PM

Awl right --  I admit, that one was awlful 
:facepalm:

You know, good men have found themselves on the gawlows for less serious reasons  >:D
Just the one awl pun firiki? Are you beginning to .......gulp.........run out of puns?

You could have written your last post like this:


Y'awl knawl, good men hawlve foawlund thawlmsawlves on the gawlows for lawlss sawlrious reawlsons  >:D
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #379 on: October 06, 2016, 02:04:15 PM

Awl right --  I admit, that one was awlful 
:facepalm:

You know, good men have found themselves on the gawlows for less serious reasons  >:D
Just the one awl pun firiki? Are you beginning to .......gulp.........run out of puns?

You could have written your last post like this:


Y'awl knawl, good men hawlve foawlund thawlmsawlves on the gawlows for lawlss sawlrious reawlsons  >:D

You'd love that, wouldn't you now, magentus?

The truth is I have decided to be frugawl with the puns to prawlong the agony... Is your pawlse rising? Mwhaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaah  >:D

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Plus, I don't have much spare time lately ;)
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #380 on: October 06, 2016, 02:22:07 PM
Do your worst firiki.

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #381 on: October 06, 2016, 02:56:06 PM
Do your worst firiki.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #382 on: October 06, 2016, 03:12:42 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #383 on: October 06, 2016, 03:26:38 PM
Do your worst firiki.


*firiki is meawling mawlevawlawlntly*
FTFY

Missed one tho'  ::)

I'm not demorawlised by all your scorn, you know...
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #384 on: October 06, 2016, 03:35:48 PM
Do your worst firiki.


*firiki is meawling mawlevawlawlntly*
FTFY

Missed one tho'  ::)

I'm not demorawlised by all your scorn, you know...
I applawlde your awlptomistic outlook firiki. I sawlute you  :salute:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #385 on: October 07, 2016, 09:34:17 AM
Do your worst firiki.


*firiki is meawling mawlevawlawlntly*
FTFY

Missed one tho'  ::)

I'm not demorawlised by all your scorn, you know...
I applawlde your awlptomistic outlook firiki. I sawlute you  :salute:

I intend to uphawld the practice of making intawlerable puns even if I'm the last person in the mawltiverse to keep doing so :angel:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #386 on: October 08, 2016, 03:13:46 AM
Do your worst firiki.


*firiki is meawling mawlevawlawlntly*
FTFY

Missed one tho'  ::)

I'm not demorawlised by all your scorn, you know...
I applawlde your awlptomistic outlook firiki. I sawlute you  :salute:

I intend to uphawld the practice of making intawlerable puns even if I'm the last person in the mawltiverse to keep doing so :angel:

Awl, or nothing, at awl... :whistle:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #387 on: October 08, 2016, 10:18:08 AM
One for awl and awl for one?

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #388 on: October 08, 2016, 02:31:03 PM


"Awl is All... or, All is Awl. I forget."


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #389 on: October 08, 2016, 02:56:14 PM
eating, after awl  :facepalm:

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