The "Never used an awl" club

[jaya_man]

Ahhh nawl i remember, Stephen Bishop... awlrighty... now this sets the mood for a weekend sound trippin

Feelin' nostawlgic?

Aaaawl, you got me there


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[Spork, Lord of Lime Jello!]

Why is this thread still going?

[TonySal]

I would have put money on it stawlling by now, but thanks to our stawlwart punners (I'm looking at you firiki) it may run etawlnerly.

And to think I bawlked at first

Then I realised there's such a bawlk of puns waiting to be made I said "Chawllenge accepted" to myself

Tawlking to yawlself firiki?

Surawly you noticed the quote above my post where I explain how all this started, magentus?

Awl I see is the word awl now firiki. I see it awl over the place - in the bawlthroom, the telawlvision, I hear it on the rawldio, and the vawlces in my head won't shut up about bloody awls.  SO no, I didn't nawltice yawl expawlnation.

Believawlble.

So I said to the SAK salesmam, it's awl about you isn't it!?

[AlephZero]

Why is this thread still going?

LAWL!

You know that guy's hair breaks quite a few laws of physics?

[jalind]

What? No nawl page Bawlnawlnawl dance?

[SteveC]

Y'awl come back now 

[jalind]

Y'awl come back now 

You can be certain of that!
The "Never used an awl" club is awl inclusive!

[magentus]

Interested Cattawl:
WP_20161016_003 by magpie2112, on Flickr

[jalind]

Interested Cattawl:
WP_20161016_003 by magpie2112, on Flickr

How's the cow?
She wawlks, she tawlks, she's full of chawlk. The lactawl fluid extrawlcted from the femawle of the bovine species is hawlly prawlific to the nth degree!

[TonySal]

Interested Cattawl:
WP_20161016_003 by magpie2112, on Flickr

How's the cow?
She wawlks, she tawlks, she's full of chawlk. The lactawl fluid extrawlcted from the femawle of the bovine species is hawlly prawlific to the nth degree!

We used to end that with a Sir! 

[TonySal]

Y'awl come back now 

You can be certain of that!
The "Never used an awl" club is awl inclusive!

Awlbany, NY
Awlbert Hall
Awl around town
Awl I can say is....
White awl cigars
Good night awl !

[jalind]

Interested Cattawl:
WP_20161016_003 by magpie2112, on Flickr

How's the cow?
She wawlks, she tawlks, she's full of chawlk. The lactawl fluid extrawlcted from the femawle of the bovine species is hawlly prawlific to the nth degree!

We used to end that with a Sir! 

  I knew someone on the forum would recognize it (one of those things awl of us never forget, awlong with the Generawl Orders)!

 
John

[firiki]

Why is this thread still going?

Awltra-Plinian vawlcanic eruptions releasing puns in the thread's atmawlsphere

[jalind]

The Awlox discovering their awl-powerful awls was bound to happen sooner or later. This just in from a witness who quickly grabbed a cell phone shot before fleeing the scene:



It was the Awlox Gang in the process of mugging a poor Rambler defenseless against their mighty awls. What were they awl after? That which they were born without and still don't have: toothpicks and tweezers. It was reported later that the Rambler suffered only light scratches and abrasions to its scales without serious harm. The Rambler's friends and family state it has since lost some of the spring in its scissors and may never recover that. It will take some time to replace the toothpick and tweezers. The authorities are scouring the local pawn shops, Craig's List and similar places where stolen goods might appear for the rambler's toothpick and tweezers.

John

[Mechanickal]

The Awlox discovering their awl-powerful awls was bound to happen sooner or later. This just in from a witness who quickly grabbed a cell phone shot before fleeing the scene:

(Image removed from quote.)

It was the Awlox Gang in the process of mugging a poor Rambler defenseless against their mighty awls. What were they awl after? That which they were born without and still don't have: toothpicks and tweezers. It was reported later that the Rambler suffered only light scratches and abrasions to its scales without serious harm. The Rambler's friends and family state it has since lost some of the spring in its scissors and may never recover that. It will take some time to replace the toothpick and tweezers. The authorities are scouring the local pawn shops, Craig's List and similar places where stolen goods might appear for the rambler's toothpick and tweezers.

John

Option a) you've got to much time.
Option b) you're using stuff
Option c) both a and b.
Option d) you've got to much time.

[Ron Who]

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[G-Dizzle]

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Awlnalwd Schartsninawlder

[G-Dizzle]

[Ron Who]

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[Thunderpants]

Thanks for giving me nightmares!

[TonySal]

The Awlox discovering their awl-powerful awls was bound to happen sooner or later. This just in from a witness who quickly grabbed a cell phone shot before fleeing the scene:

(Image removed from quote.)

It was the Awlox Gang in the process of mugging a poor Rambler defenseless against their mighty awls. What were they awl after? That which they were born without and still don't have: toothpicks and tweezers. It was reported later that the Rambler suffered only light scratches and abrasions to its scales without serious harm. The Rambler's friends and family state it has since lost some of the spring in its scissors and may never recover that. It will take some time to replace the toothpick and tweezers. The authorities are scouring the local pawn shops, Craig's List and similar places where stolen goods might appear for the rambler's toothpick and tweezers.

John

Have them call out awl of their investigators.
(Option D for me too....)

[jalind]

The Awlox discovering their awl-powerful awls was bound to happen sooner or later. This just in from a witness who quickly grabbed a cell phone shot before fleeing the scene:

(Image removed from quote.)

It was the Awlox Gang in the process of mugging a poor Rambler defenseless against their mighty awls. What were they awl after? That which they were born without and still don't have: toothpicks and tweezers. It was reported later that the Rambler suffered only light scratches and abrasions to its scales without serious harm. The Rambler's friends and family state it has since lost some of the spring in its scissors and may never recover that. It will take some time to replace the toothpick and tweezers. The authorities are scouring the local pawn shops, Craig's List and similar places where stolen goods might appear for the rambler's toothpick and tweezers.

John

Have them call out awl of their investigators.
(Option D for me too....)

An awl points bulletin is out for their awlprehension with a speciawl note they're to be considered awl'ed and dangerous. The dragnet is out to hawl them awl in as quickly as possibawl. In the meantime, they've rounded up awl the usuawl suspects for interrawlgation.

John
(With awl the news that print to fit!)

[jalind]

Coming soon to a theater near you!



Saw this poster for it late yesterday!

John

[jaya_man]

Awlrighty then...


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[firiki]

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"Shouldn't that be Philadawlphia? " Adawlf wondered 

[magentus]

Medical Bill using an awl:
WP_20161018_011 by magpie2112, on Flickr

[Thunderpants]

Gives me a great idea for a TV show...

[magentus]

 
WP_20161018_012 by magpie2112, on Flickr

[firiki]

WP_20161018_012 by magpie2112, on Flickr

Better not push it, magentus, or else Thunderpants might well turn into a new



Hannibawl Lecter

[magentus]

An awl up the nostrawl of Hannibawl.
WP_20161018_077 by magpie2112, on Flickr