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The "Never used an awl" club

wales Offline magentus

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #570 on: October 27, 2016, 03:29:42 PM
firiki has asked me to fill in for him while he's indisposed, so here goes:

Awl in Awl it's been an awlright week for puns, but let's awl see if we can pull awl the stops out to send the pun rate to astrawlnomicawl heights next week. This is a cawl to arms, a globawl shout for awlmies of punners to crawl out from the woodwork and eulawlgise and wax lyricawl about this most majesticawl of SAK implawlments, the humbawl awl.

See Y'awl later  :salute:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #571 on: October 27, 2016, 08:52:37 PM
firiki has asked me to fill in for him while he's indisposed, so here goes:

Awl in Awl it's been an awlright week for puns, but let's awl see if we can pull awl the stops out to send the pun rate to astrawlnomicawl heights next week. This is a cawl to arms, a globawl shout for awlmies of punners to crawl out from the woodwork and eulawlgise and wax lyricawl about this most majesticawl of SAK implawlments, the humbawl awl.

See Y'awl later  :salute:

Tell firiki everything will be awlright. We shawl answer the cawl and give it our awl!


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #572 on: October 27, 2016, 11:37:39 PM
At what point did these awl puns began??

Awlmost immediately  :ahhh


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #573 on: October 28, 2016, 03:08:25 AM
At what point did these awl puns began??

Awlmost immediately  :ahhh

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #574 on: October 28, 2016, 05:10:26 PM
Sorry to drag politics into this, but I gotta get this off my chest:



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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #575 on: October 28, 2016, 05:22:31 PM
 :rofl: Hawlarious T-Pants!
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #576 on: October 28, 2016, 06:16:04 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #578 on: October 31, 2016, 09:44:41 AM
firiki has asked me to fill in for him while he's indisposed, so here goes:
...

Thanks magentus :salute:

Boy, this thread deserves an aureawl, as it keeps coming back from the dead  :angel:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #579 on: October 31, 2016, 10:01:40 AM


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #580 on: October 31, 2016, 10:31:25 AM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #581 on: October 31, 2016, 10:55:48 AM



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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #582 on: October 31, 2016, 11:00:59 AM


they awl approve of this thread  :tu:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #583 on: October 31, 2016, 11:12:48 AM



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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #584 on: October 31, 2016, 11:22:10 AM


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #585 on: October 31, 2016, 11:25:41 AM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #586 on: October 31, 2016, 12:21:10 PM
Dang, you guys are on the rawl!  :salute:




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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #587 on: November 01, 2016, 12:59:29 AM


Beware the Evawl of Michawl Myers!

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Starring Jawlmie Lee Curtis, Donawld Pleasance, P.J. Sawles, and Nawlcy Lawlmis.
« Last Edit: November 01, 2016, 03:02:45 AM by jalind »
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #588 on: November 01, 2016, 07:38:11 AM
Phew! I'm glad someone remembered Hawlloween! That would have bugged me all year if we'd forgotten that awl-tastic pun!


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #589 on: November 01, 2016, 09:23:54 AM
Phew! I'm glad someone remembered Hawlloween! That would have bugged me all year if we'd forgotten that awl-tastic pun!

*cough, cough*... :


Oh lawlrd, this is still going on?


::)

Awlfraid so!

Yup, not awlowed to just quit... :viking:

Not before Hawlloween night...  :twak:

Surawly, fawling fawliage induced mawlanchawly must be blocking your recawllection  ;)
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #590 on: November 02, 2016, 11:02:23 AM
Let's mawlest people with yet another pun...
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #591 on: November 02, 2016, 11:58:39 AM


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #592 on: November 02, 2016, 12:05:29 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #593 on: November 02, 2016, 12:32:18 PM


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #594 on: November 02, 2016, 01:08:53 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #595 on: November 02, 2016, 01:17:21 PM
I wonder if we should let awl puns monopawlise the thread :think:

I think I'll make a rather lengthy monawlogue, complete with prawlogue and epilogue where I'll tackawl this matter in depth.
« Last Edit: November 02, 2016, 01:18:24 PM by firiki »
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #596 on: November 02, 2016, 04:54:50 PM
I wonder if we should let awl puns monopawlise the thread :think:

It awlready happened.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #597 on: November 02, 2016, 05:23:16 PM
I heard that if you leave a tooth under your pillow,next morning there might be an awl there, be careful guys! They are usually sharp (depending from what tool it belongs to).
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #598 on: November 02, 2016, 05:55:06 PM
I wonder if we should let awl puns monopawlise the thread :think:

I think I'll make a rather lengthy monawlogue, complete with prawlogue and epilogue where I'll tackawl this matter in depth.

I awlready have a monawlgraph halwve awlthored, scrawling it out as time awllows.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #599 on: November 03, 2016, 05:58:39 PM


 

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