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The "Never used an awl" club 14963

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #60 on: September 23, 2016, 01:57:51 PM »
The main thing I use the awl for is when working with threads. Derailing them - it's an excellent tool for that purpose.

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #61 on: September 23, 2016, 02:18:56 PM »
The main thing I use the owl for is when working with threads. Derailing them - it's an excellent tool for that purpose.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #62 on: September 23, 2016, 02:30:09 PM »
 :facepalm: It's started again!
An awl pointing at an owl on a rail.
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #63 on: September 23, 2016, 02:36:52 PM »
:facepalm: It's started again!
An awl pointing at an owl on a rail.

Oh no, I can't help myself :facepalm:

An awl pointing at the hole in an awl pointing at an owl on a rail


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #64 on: September 23, 2016, 02:41:37 PM »

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #65 on: September 23, 2016, 02:49:32 PM »


The unamused owl is not amused.

 :D

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #66 on: September 23, 2016, 02:50:41 PM »
An Owl Towel Rail
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The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #67 on: September 23, 2016, 02:53:09 PM »
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The unamused owl is not amused.

 :D

Unawlmused owl on an awl




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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #68 on: September 23, 2016, 02:55:07 PM »
:facepalm: It's started again!
An awl pointing at an owl on a rail.

Oh no, I can't help myself :facepalm:

An awl pointing at the hole in an awl pointing at an owl on a rail

(Image removed from quote.)
Help!
An awl pointing at the hole on scale of an awl pointing at the hole in an awl pointing at an owl on a rail
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #69 on: September 23, 2016, 03:00:00 PM »
An unamused owl in an 'L' made of awls
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #70 on: September 23, 2016, 03:02:43 PM »


 :crash:  :D

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #71 on: September 23, 2016, 03:21:20 PM »

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #72 on: September 23, 2016, 03:41:44 PM »
It's awl fun and games until someone gets poked in the eye  :pok:

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #73 on: September 23, 2016, 04:23:54 PM »
So by my count.

That's 57 people IN the awl club

and 2-1/2 people NOT in the awl club.













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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #74 on: September 23, 2016, 04:25:42 PM »
You awl got nothing better to do?
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #75 on: September 23, 2016, 04:33:29 PM »
So by my count.

That's 57 people IN the awl club

and 2-1/2 people NOT in the awl club.













Don't ask how I got the half, I'm awlfull at math ok, don't ream me for it either.
I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.

Awl this for nothing  :facepalm:

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #76 on: September 23, 2016, 04:41:55 PM »
So by my count.

That's 57 people IN the awl club

and 2-1/2 people NOT in the awl club.













Don't ask how I got the half, I'm awlfull at math ok, don't ream me for it either.
I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.

Awl this for nothing  :facepalm:

I guess awls well that ends well :D

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #77 on: September 23, 2016, 04:46:40 PM »
So by my count.

That's 57 people IN the awl club

and 2-1/2 people NOT in the awl club.













Don't ask how I got the half, I'm awlfull at math ok, don't ream me for it either.
I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.

Awl this for nothing  :facepalm:

I guess awls well that ends well :D
Of awl the SAK tools, the awl has the most oppawltunities for punning with.  Awlright then, on with the puns!

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #78 on: September 23, 2016, 04:55:32 PM »


awll awls on the onawlmused owl
« Last Edit: September 23, 2016, 05:04:21 PM by glenfiddich1983 »

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #79 on: September 23, 2016, 04:56:31 PM »

I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.

Now that I think about it, I believe we used long metal skewers back in the Conker Wars (1980-81). Though some of the posh kids may have had penknives, I wasn't one of them...

I've just checked and everyone in the "Never used an awl" club also happens to be in the "I buy Trousers that Fit!" club. Leading me to conclude most people only use an awl when their trousers start falling down and they need a new hole in their belt...

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #80 on: September 23, 2016, 04:57:24 PM »
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alw alws on the onawlmused owl
:rofl:
And we have a winner. Well done my friend - you have kept me laughing awl day  :salute: What a great day and now I am off home! Have a good weekend awl.

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #81 on: September 23, 2016, 05:03:15 PM »
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alw alws on the onawlmused owl
:rofl:
And we have a winner. Well done my friend - you have kept me laughing awl day  :salute: What a great day and now I am off home! Have a good weekend awl.

Thank you awls well  :D this was fun :rofl:

This has been a very productive friday at work, great weekend y'awl  :cheers:
« Last Edit: September 23, 2016, 05:05:22 PM by glenfiddich1983 »

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #82 on: September 23, 2016, 05:20:07 PM »
So by my count.

That's 57 people IN the awl club

and 2-1/2 people NOT in the awl club.













Don't ask how I got the half, I'm awlfull at math ok, don't ream me for it either.
I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.

Awl this for nothing  :facepalm:

I guess awls well that ends well :D
Of awl the SAK tools, the awl has the most oppawltunities for punning with.  Awlright then, on with the puns!

firiki thinks awl puns are appawling...

:facepalm:

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #83 on: September 23, 2016, 05:21:07 PM »
Maybe we should have a pawl whether awl puns should be banned or not...


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #84 on: September 23, 2016, 05:26:38 PM »

I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.

Now that I think about it, I believe we used long metal skewers back in the Conker Wars (1980-81). Though some of the posh kids may have had penknives, I wasn't one of them...

I've just checked and everyone in the "Never used an awl" club also happens to be in the "I buy Trousers that Fit!" club. Leading me to conclude most people only use an awl when their trousers start falling down and they need a new hole in their belt...

Nope, I've only ever done that with a knife. I didn't have the luxury of possessing an awl back then.

I've been wearing something like this ever since, that's about 15 years  :)


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #85 on: September 23, 2016, 05:44:45 PM »
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #86 on: September 23, 2016, 11:58:46 PM »

Gonna build something like this:

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #87 on: September 24, 2016, 01:33:42 AM »
I gotta say I don't think I've ever used a 91 or smaller awl, but then I got my first 93 and became addicted, it's been so usefull I can't believe it! So I guess I don't fall into this category..
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #88 on: September 24, 2016, 02:15:20 AM »

I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.

Now that I think about it, I believe we used long metal skewers back in the Conker Wars (1980-81). Though some of the posh kids may have had penknives, I wasn't one of them...

I've just checked and everyone in the "Never used an awl" club also happens to be in the "I buy Trousers that Fit!" club. Leading me to conclude most people only use an awl when their trousers start falling down and they need a new hole in their belt...

Nope, I've only ever done that with a knife. I didn't have the luxury of possessing an awl back then.

I've been wearing something like this ever since, that's about 15 years  :)

(Image removed from quote.)

My fav type of belt too  :salute:

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #89 on: September 24, 2016, 07:25:59 AM »

I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.

Now that I think about it, I believe we used long metal skewers back in the Conker Wars (1980-81). Though some of the posh kids may have had penknives, I wasn't one of them...

I've just checked and everyone in the "Never used an awl" club also happens to be in the "I buy Trousers that Fit!" club. Leading me to conclude most people only use an awl when their trousers start falling down and they need a new hole in their belt...

Nope, I've only ever done that with a knife. I didn't have the luxury of possessing an awl back then.

I've been wearing something like this ever since, that's about 15 years  :)

(Image removed from quote.)

My fav type of belt too  :salute:

I can see why. They're comfortable and easy to adjust right where you want them  :cheers:

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