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The "Never used an awl" club

us Offline El Corkscrew

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #780 on: March 27, 2017, 07:04:27 PM
I knew from the outset this would be a very exclusive club. Pretty sure Scarlett Johansson has never used an awl. Ditto Jennifer Lawrence and Charlize Theron.
So that's four so far...


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #781 on: March 27, 2017, 07:05:50 PM
This thread is Awlive again :lol:


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #782 on: March 27, 2017, 07:10:50 PM
This thread is Awlive again :lol:


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #783 on: March 27, 2017, 07:18:52 PM



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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #784 on: March 27, 2017, 07:25:24 PM
Awling Mad Murdock!


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #785 on: March 27, 2017, 07:28:10 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #786 on: March 27, 2017, 08:27:07 PM
Here we go again!
Get ready for the headache! :bnghd:


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #787 on: March 27, 2017, 08:32:31 PM
It's awlive, it's awlive! Muahahahahahahaha!!!  >:D
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #788 on: March 27, 2017, 08:59:50 PM
Here we go again!
Get ready for the headache! :bnghd:

You could unnotify...
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #789 on: March 27, 2017, 09:03:57 PM
Here we go again!
Get ready for the headache! :bnghd:

You could unnotify...
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You can unnotify, but you cannot escape the AWL PUNS!


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #790 on: March 27, 2017, 09:07:27 PM
Here we go again!
Get ready for the headache! :bnghd:

Did you mean cephalawlgia:think:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #791 on: March 27, 2017, 09:08:27 PM
Coming soon in a thread near you, Bubbawl gum instead of brains...
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #792 on: March 27, 2017, 09:09:07 PM
I had a list somewhere, seriously.
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #793 on: March 27, 2017, 09:11:33 PM
Awl use that list, if I can find it, with one stipawlation: originawlity and good taste aren't to be expected always.
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #794 on: March 27, 2017, 09:14:19 PM
Awl use that list, if I can find it, with one stipawlation: originawlity and good taste aren't to be expected awlways.

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #795 on: March 27, 2017, 09:23:38 PM
If we're going to up our post count, we may as well have awlaugh about it.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #796 on: March 27, 2017, 10:00:47 PM
Olaf? :think:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #797 on: March 27, 2017, 10:11:08 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #799 on: March 27, 2017, 10:27:12 PM
Awlmost awlmost there ...


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #801 on: March 27, 2017, 10:44:30 PM
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MAC-GY-VAAAAAAA............ 

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #802 on: March 27, 2017, 10:52:34 PM
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Nice to see my efforts are akwawledged :salute:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #803 on: March 27, 2017, 10:55:50 PM
Yes!

Some people must be having nightmares (or ephiawltes as we call them in Greek) with this thread being revived and all...

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Ever since Ephialtes betrayed the Greeks at Thermopylae, in Greek "ephialtes" means nightmare
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #804 on: March 27, 2017, 10:57:36 PM
Yes!

Some people must be having nightmares (or ephiawltes as we call them in Greek) with this thread being revived and all...

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Ever since Ephialtes betrayed the Greeks at Thermopylae, in Greek "ephialtes" means nightmare

Cool, I didn't know that (even though I studied some Classic Greek when I was young).


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #805 on: March 27, 2017, 11:03:33 PM
Yes!

Some people must be having nightmares (or ephiawltes as we call them in Greek) with this thread being revived and all...

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Ever since Ephialtes betrayed the Greeks at Thermopylae, in Greek "ephialtes" means nightmare

Cool, I didn't know that (even though I studied some Classic Greek when I was young).

 :)  :cheers:

Is there an awl pun emoticon ? :think:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #806 on: March 28, 2017, 01:17:02 AM
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Have you noticed the awl in this emoticon? It's been there awl the time.  :ahhh


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #807 on: March 28, 2017, 01:30:48 AM
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MAC-GY-VAAAAAAA............ 

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #808 on: March 28, 2017, 05:20:17 AM
Oh no ! The awl puns are starting awl over again!
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #809 on: March 28, 2017, 10:50:44 AM
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