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The "Never used an awl" club

nl Offline glenfiddich1983

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #870 on: May 05, 2017, 02:20:11 PM
Joseph Haydn wants to hear some good awl puns!

And they better be good, or he'll release his pointy friends for some proper penawlization!

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #871 on: May 05, 2017, 02:23:15 PM
I wonder what Haydn thought of Handawl's work?
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #872 on: May 05, 2017, 02:37:45 PM
I wonder what Haydn thought of Handawl's work?

He's actually enjoying Handawl as we speak.



But for some reason it sounds awlful.

Maybe the record player needs a new needawl?

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #873 on: May 05, 2017, 02:40:53 PM
Wassermusik? Why not just keep the tap running?  :D


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #874 on: May 05, 2017, 02:47:48 PM
Wassermusik? Why not just keep the tap running?  :D

Joseph Haydn thanks you for this awlmazing suggestion. It sounds exactly the same, but it's so much easier. This way he can keep listening for hours without having to flip the record every 20 minutes, which is really a pickle since he has no hands.



Also, this wears the needawl down much slower, which saves Joseph Haydn money on the long term. Joseph Haydn, being the scrooge he is, appreciates this.
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #876 on: May 05, 2017, 04:52:57 PM


Wassermusik? Why not just keep the tap running?  :D

Joseph Haydn thanks you for this awlmazing suggestion. It sounds exactly the same, but it's so much easier. This way he can keep listening for hours without having to flip the record every 20 minutes, which is really a pickle since he has no hands.

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Also, this wears the needawl down much slower, which saves Joseph Haydn money on the long term. Joseph Haydn, being the scrooge he is, appreciates this.

Tapwater must be cheap over there...


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #877 on: May 05, 2017, 05:01:01 PM
Awl I can say is...it's AWL over now, baby blue.



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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #878 on: May 06, 2017, 02:51:59 AM
a lot of different Wenger awls:
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Awl of them are nice.
Ha!  I punned it!   :cheers:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #880 on: May 12, 2017, 06:54:21 AM
I never joined the club, but now I cant, used the awl on my Spartan 2 to hit the recessed reset button on my router. normally a job for a paperclip, but the Vic was right next to the router. have fun with the club guys  :rofl:


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #881 on: May 13, 2017, 03:25:20 AM
Ok I did!  Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #882 on: May 13, 2017, 09:09:02 AM
Ok I did!  Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *
And Don't Come Back!   :twak:  :D
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #883 on: May 14, 2017, 10:02:04 PM
Ok I did!  Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *
And Don't Come Back!   :twak:  :D
Luckely he left with his pants on...


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #884 on: May 15, 2017, 01:59:19 AM
Ok I did!  Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *
And Don't Come Back!   :twak:  :D
Luckely he left with his pants on...
...and I used it today again!   So there!
Uh... only for a second I swear. ....
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #885 on: May 19, 2017, 12:11:03 PM
I wonder if everyone has been lawlled into a fawlse sense of security by now...


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #886 on: May 19, 2017, 05:10:49 PM
I wonder if everyone has been lawlled into a fawlse sense of security by now...

That's plawlsible...
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us Offline Gardel

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The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #887 on: May 20, 2017, 07:24:03 PM
A lawldible effort by awl.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #888 on: May 20, 2017, 09:25:47 PM
I wont be joining the club, sorry guys :cheers:
The awl is used for awl kind of life saving tasks, like fixing my daughters glue tube where the dispenser was stuck in the screw top  :rofl:



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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #889 on: May 20, 2017, 09:59:43 PM
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Nice to meet a distant relative here on MTo. Almost didn´t recognize you in that diving suit!


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #890 on: May 21, 2017, 12:16:42 AM
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Nice to meet a distant relative here on MTo. Almost didn´t recognize you in that diving suit!

Hello there  :salute: ... and thanks !
No worries, the pink mask has confused even the most clever minds  :D


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #891 on: May 21, 2017, 02:26:16 AM
Ok I did!  Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *
And Don't Come Back!   :twak:  :D
Luckely he left with his pants on...
...and I used it today again!   So there!
Uh... only for a second I swear. ....
Belt getting too big or too small?



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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #892 on: May 21, 2017, 05:58:55 PM
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Nice to meet a distant relative here on MTo. Almost didn´t recognize you in that diving suit!

We smurfs come in all shapes and sizes I suppose... :D
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #893 on: May 21, 2017, 06:49:58 PM
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Nice to meet a distant relative here on MTo. Almost didn´t recognize you in that diving suit!

We smurfs come in all shapes and sizes I suppose... :D

Hey,man!
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #894 on: May 21, 2017, 07:39:19 PM
A lawldible effort by awl.

Just sawldiering on  :salute:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #895 on: May 21, 2017, 07:42:30 PM
I hope you guys don't mind me doing some FTFY. This is the NUAAC (Punspermia for short) thread, after all   :D

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Nice to meet a distant rawlative here on MTo. Almost didn´t recognize you in that diving suit!


Hello there  :salute: ... and thanks !
No worries, the pink mask has confused even the most cawlver minds  :D


Belt getting too big or too smawll?



« Last Edit: May 21, 2017, 07:43:53 PM by firiki »
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #896 on: May 21, 2017, 07:52:43 PM
I am he awls you are he awls you are me and we are awls together.

I am the Wawlrus!!!!! :ahhh :ahhh  :ahhh  :ahhh :ahhh
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #897 on: May 21, 2017, 11:08:33 PM
made hole in my belt today with awl on signal.

its all ripped and probably of been better if i used a screwdriver tbh ???


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #898 on: May 21, 2017, 11:21:01 PM
made hole in my belt today with awl on signal.

its all ripped and probably of been better if i used a screwdriver tbh ???

A screwdriver? Sounds like awl you need is some practice.  :pok: :D
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #899 on: May 21, 2017, 11:27:22 PM
Ok I did!  Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *
And Don't Come Back!   :twak:  :D
Luckely he left with his pants on...

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