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The "Never used an awl" club 16041

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #870 on: May 05, 2017, 02:20:11 PM »
Joseph Haydn wants to hear some good awl puns!

And they better be good, or he'll release his pointy friends for some proper penawlization!


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #871 on: May 05, 2017, 02:23:15 PM »
I wonder what Haydn thought of Handawl's work?

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #872 on: May 05, 2017, 02:37:45 PM »
I wonder what Haydn thought of Handawl's work?

He's actually enjoying Handawl as we speak.



But for some reason it sounds awlful.

Maybe the record player needs a new needawl?


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #873 on: May 05, 2017, 02:40:53 PM »
Wassermusik? Why not just keep the tap running?  :D
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #874 on: May 05, 2017, 02:47:48 PM »
Wassermusik? Why not just keep the tap running?  :D

Joseph Haydn thanks you for this awlmazing suggestion. It sounds exactly the same, but it's so much easier. This way he can keep listening for hours without having to flip the record every 20 minutes, which is really a pickle since he has no hands.



Also, this wears the needawl down much slower, which saves Joseph Haydn money on the long term. Joseph Haydn, being the scrooge he is, appreciates this.
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #875 on: May 05, 2017, 02:52:16 PM »
 :rofl:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #876 on: May 05, 2017, 04:52:57 PM »


Wassermusik? Why not just keep the tap running?  :D

Joseph Haydn thanks you for this awlmazing suggestion. It sounds exactly the same, but it's so much easier. This way he can keep listening for hours without having to flip the record every 20 minutes, which is really a pickle since he has no hands.

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Also, this wears the needawl down much slower, which saves Joseph Haydn money on the long term. Joseph Haydn, being the scrooge he is, appreciates this.

Tapwater must be cheap over there...

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #877 on: May 05, 2017, 05:01:01 PM »
Awl I can say is...it's AWL over now, baby blue.




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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #878 on: May 06, 2017, 02:51:59 AM »
a lot of different Wenger awls:
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Awl of them are nice.
Ha!  I punned it!   :cheers:

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #880 on: May 12, 2017, 06:54:21 AM »
I never joined the club, but now I cant, used the awl on my Spartan 2 to hit the recessed reset button on my router. normally a job for a paperclip, but the Vic was right next to the router. have fun with the club guys  :rofl:

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #881 on: May 13, 2017, 03:25:20 AM »
Ok I did!  Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #882 on: May 13, 2017, 09:09:02 AM »
Ok I did!  Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *
And Don't Come Back!   :twak:  :D

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #883 on: May 14, 2017, 10:02:04 PM »
Ok I did!  Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *
And Don't Come Back!   :twak:  :D
Luckely he left with his pants on...

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #884 on: May 15, 2017, 01:59:19 AM »
Ok I did!  Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *
And Don't Come Back!   :twak:  :D
Luckely he left with his pants on...
...and I used it today again!   So there!
Uh... only for a second I swear. ....

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #885 on: May 19, 2017, 12:11:03 PM »
I wonder if everyone has been lawlled into a fawlse sense of security by now...



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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #886 on: May 19, 2017, 05:10:49 PM »
I wonder if everyone has been lawlled into a fawlse sense of security by now...

That's plawlsible...

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The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #887 on: May 20, 2017, 07:24:03 PM »
A lawldible effort by awl.
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #888 on: May 20, 2017, 09:25:47 PM »
I wont be joining the club, sorry guys :cheers:
The awl is used for awl kind of life saving tasks, like fixing my daughters glue tube where the dispenser was stuck in the screw top  :rofl:

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #889 on: May 20, 2017, 09:59:43 PM »
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #890 on: May 21, 2017, 12:16:42 AM »
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Nice to meet a distant relative here on MTo. Almost didn´t recognize you in that diving suit!

Hello there  :salute: ... and thanks !
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #891 on: May 21, 2017, 02:26:16 AM »
Ok I did!  Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *
And Don't Come Back!   :twak:  :D
Luckely he left with his pants on...
...and I used it today again!   So there!
Uh... only for a second I swear. ....
Belt getting too big or too small?

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #892 on: May 21, 2017, 05:58:55 PM »
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Nice to meet a distant relative here on MTo. Almost didn´t recognize you in that diving suit!

We smurfs come in all shapes and sizes I suppose... :D

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #893 on: May 21, 2017, 06:49:58 PM »
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Nice to meet a distant relative here on MTo. Almost didn´t recognize you in that diving suit!

We smurfs come in all shapes and sizes I suppose... :D

Hey,man!
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #894 on: May 21, 2017, 07:39:19 PM »
A lawldible effort by awl.

Just sawldiering on  :salute:

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #895 on: May 21, 2017, 07:42:30 PM »
I hope you guys don't mind me doing some FTFY. This is the NUAAC (Punspermia for short) thread, after all   :D

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Belt getting too big or too smawll?



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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #896 on: May 21, 2017, 07:52:43 PM »
I am he awls you are he awls you are me and we are awls together.

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #897 on: May 21, 2017, 11:08:33 PM »
made hole in my belt today with awl on signal.

its all ripped and probably of been better if i used a screwdriver tbh ???
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #898 on: May 21, 2017, 11:21:01 PM »
made hole in my belt today with awl on signal.

its all ripped and probably of been better if i used a screwdriver tbh ???

A screwdriver? Sounds like awl you need is some practice.  :pok: :D

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
« Reply #899 on: May 21, 2017, 11:27:22 PM »
Ok I did!  Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *
And Don't Come Back!   :twak:  :D
Luckely he left with his pants on...

 :rofl:

 

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