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The "Never used an awl" club

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #90 on: September 24, 2016, 07:30:05 AM
My sense of morawlity cawled... She says I should apawlogise for spreading my silliness in the world once more with all those puns yesterday.  :-\

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #91 on: September 24, 2016, 07:31:30 AM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #92 on: September 24, 2016, 07:32:45 AM
It's ok buddy. Cheers to awl!  :cheers:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #93 on: September 24, 2016, 07:37:27 AM
Having a morning cup of tea here. Might take the kid to the mawl later. :cheers:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #94 on: September 24, 2016, 09:09:15 AM
This forum might be the only internet place left where you can derail a thread while having people cheering for you and joining you in the derailment... without ending up being moderated/banned  :D


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #95 on: September 24, 2016, 09:40:20 AM
Yeah eh, the moderators here are pretty lax about it awl.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #96 on: September 24, 2016, 10:22:43 AM
Yeah eh, the moderators here are pretty lax about it awl.

Especially that one Z of the Dead, 4th Earl of Lobchester


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #97 on: September 24, 2016, 10:23:43 AM
This forum might be the only internet place left where you can derail a thread while having people cheering for you and joining you in the derailment... without ending up being moderated/banned  :D

Well, now you know why MTO is the BEST forum of all times :)


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Oh and while you're at it, do check the infamous Orange Fuse Thread  :D
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #98 on: September 24, 2016, 10:26:59 AM
Yeah eh, the moderators here are pretty lax about it awl.

Especially that one Z of the Dead, 4th Eawl of Lobchester


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Fixed.   :angel:   :angel:


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #99 on: September 24, 2016, 10:31:34 AM
Yeah eh, the moderators here are pretty lax about it awl.

Especially that one Z of the Dead, 4th Eawl of Lobchester


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Fixed.   :angel:   :angel:

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #101 on: September 24, 2016, 03:53:02 PM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #102 on: September 24, 2016, 05:52:10 PM
Awl these puns are Awlful Y'Awl  :ahhh


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #103 on: September 24, 2016, 06:30:28 PM
Awl these puns are Awlful Y'Awl  :ahhh

Just let 'em get it awl outta their system.....
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #104 on: September 25, 2016, 03:23:35 AM
Awl these puns are Awlful Y'Awl  :ahhh

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #105 on: September 26, 2016, 06:11:24 AM
Awlkay, awl've hawld enawlf awlf this. The mawldness needs to stawlp.

Let's gawlt this thread bawlck on trawlck
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #106 on: September 26, 2016, 09:13:08 AM
Well, a bit of derailment fun is how we rawl here at MTO :D
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #107 on: September 26, 2016, 12:59:53 PM
Next person to use an 'awl' pun is going to be fined 1 Swisschamp, payable to me (mod) and will also spend a week on the naughty step, most probably next to firiki who will definitely steal your sandwiches.

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #108 on: September 26, 2016, 02:03:09 PM
Next person to use an 'awl' pun is going to be fined 1 Swisschamp, payable to me (mod) and will also spend a week on the naughty step, most probably next to firiki who will definitely steal your sandwiches.

Awlrighty then.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #109 on: September 26, 2016, 02:04:15 PM
Next person to use an 'awl' pun is going to be fined 1 Swisschamp, payable to me (mod) and will also spend a week on the naughty step, most probably next to firiki who will definitely steal your sandwiches.

Awlrighty then.


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #110 on: September 26, 2016, 02:21:12 PM
I use mine awl the time  :D


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #111 on: September 26, 2016, 02:26:13 PM
Awl these awl puns :facepalm: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #112 on: September 26, 2016, 02:29:26 PM
Next person to use an 'awl' pun is going to be fined 1 Swisschamp, payable to me (mod) and will also spend a week on the naughty step, most probably next to firiki who will definitely steal your sandwiches.

Very well, no more of the specified pun from me.

But respectfully, I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time and most of us wood saw the same thing. Seems like you like tooth pick apart what people can openerly say. I don't like what I'm keyring. Next time, think plier to speaking and we can keep things civil. A lot of hard working people come here - firemen, waiters, electricians, craftsmen, handymen, mechanics, we just want to unwind after a long day. We'll stand together as brothers and scissors to champion our cause, soldier on and resist being LED astray from our ideals. We're not buying into it any quicker than you could cellidor to a caveman. And upon that door victori nox, and we'll answer the call. :whistle:

(Sorry if I'wengered you...)

Oh by the way, about ketchup...do you prefer Heinz or are you a Hunts man? :whistle:

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #113 on: September 26, 2016, 02:37:00 PM
Next person to use an 'awl' pun is going to be fined 1 Swisschamp, payable to me (mod) and will also spend a week on the naughty step, most probably next to firiki who will definitely steal your sandwiches.

Very well, no more of the specified pun from me.

But respectfully, I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time and most of us wood saw the same thing. Seems like you like tooth pick apart what people can openerly say. I don't like what I'm keyring. Next time, think plier to speaking and we can keep things civil. A lot of hard working people come here - firemen, waiters, electricians, craftsmen, handymen, mechanics, we just want to unwind after a long day. We'll stand together as brothers and scissors to champion our cause, soldier on and resist being LED astray from our ideals. We're not buying into it any quicker than you could cellidor to a caveman. And upon that door victori nox, and we'll answer the call. :whistle:

(Sorry if I'wengered you...)

Oh by the way, about ketchup...do you prefer Heinz or are you a Hunts man? :whistle:

Who's your favorite actress? Is it Mini Driver? :whistle:

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #114 on: September 26, 2016, 02:42:09 PM
Next person to use an 'awl' pun is going to be fined 1 Swisschamp, payable to me (mod) and will also spend a week on the naughty step, most probably next to firiki who will definitely steal your sandwiches.

Very well, no more of the specified pun from me.

But respectfully, I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time and most of us wood saw the same thing. Seems like you like tooth pick apart what people can openerly say. I don't like what I'm keyring. Next time, think plier to speaking and we can keep things civil. A lot of hard working people come here - firemen, waiters, electricians, craftsmen, handymen, mechanics, we just want to unwind after a long day. We'll stand together as brothers and scissors to champion our cause, soldier on and resist being LED astray from our ideals. We're not buying into it any quicker than you could cellidor to a caveman. And upon that door victori nox, and we'll answer the call. :whistle:

(Sorry if I'wengered you...)

Oh by the way, about ketchup...do you prefer Heinz or are you a Hunts man? :whistle:

Who's your favorite actress? Is it Mini Driver? :whistle:

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #115 on: September 26, 2016, 02:57:21 PM
My tally so far is 1 SC from Aleph, 1 from Steve, 2 from ponch and 2 from James (check your spelling J - it's awl, not all. As your post was very well executed I will overlook the 2 you owe me and send you one of the SC's ponch owes (us).

pm me for my U Boat address (no cold cawlers please). See what I did there?

Awlrighty then.
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I use mine awl the time  :D
Awl these awl puns :facepalm: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #116 on: September 26, 2016, 03:10:50 PM
My tally so far is 1 SC from Aleph, 1 from Steve, 2 from ponch and 2 from James (check your spelling J - it's awl, not all. As your post was very well executed I will overlook the 2 you owe me and send you one of the SC's ponch owes (us).

pm me for my U Boat address (no cold cawlers please). See what I did there?

Awlrighty then.
 >:D
I use mine awl the time  :D
Awl these awl puns :facepalm: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time
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and we'll answer the call

Aaannnd, by breaking your very own rules, you owe us awl 1 SC per person  :pok:

I'll be waiting  :whistle:



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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #117 on: September 26, 2016, 03:11:57 PM
My tally so far is 1 SC from Aleph, 1 from Steve, 2 from ponch and 2 from James (check your spelling J - it's awl, not all. As your post was very well executed I will overlook the 2 you owe me and send you one of the SC's ponch owes (us).

pm me for my U Boat address (no cold cawlers please). See what I did there?

Awlrighty then.
 >:D
I use mine awl the time  :D
Awl these awl puns :facepalm: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time
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and we'll answer the call

Aaannnd, by breaking your very own rules, you owe us awl 1 SC per person  :pok:

I'll be waiting  :whistle:



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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #118 on: September 26, 2016, 03:12:54 PM
Look! Another awl pun just crawled in :oops:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #119 on: September 26, 2016, 03:13:04 PM
My tally so far is 1 SC from Aleph, 1 from Steve, 2 from ponch and 2 from James (check your spelling J - it's awl, not all. As your post was very well executed I will overlook the 2 you owe me and send you one of the SC's ponch owes (us).

pm me for my U Boat address (no cold cawlers please). See what I did there?

Awlrighty then.
 >:D
I use mine awl the time  :D
Awl these awl puns :facepalm: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Quote
I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time
Quote
and we'll answer the call

Aaannnd, by breaking your very own rules, you owe us awl 1 SC per person  :pok:

I'll be waiting  :whistle:



 >:D
No, I'll be waiting.

I think we can awl wait indefinitely  :D
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