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Either I need an optician or a new laptop... 277

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Either I need an optician or a new laptop...
« on: January 28, 2017, 12:31:37 AM »
I was glancing through the SOG catalogue and was kind of impressed to see that one of their tools is called the "Dead smurf."
Awesome name for a multi-tool, I think. Maybe this could be my introduction to the world of SOG.
So I squint closer at my ancient creaking laptop screen and the Dead smurf turns out to be nothing more than "Bead Blasted."
I guess that's the first big disappointment of 2017...

(I forgot the story would come out censored. Where you see the word smurf, think of the legendary Tory MP Alan B'stard.)
« Last Edit: January 28, 2017, 12:35:28 AM by Thunderpants »


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Re: Either I need an optician or a new laptop...
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2017, 02:37:37 AM »
Hahaha took me a sec, but I'm tracking :rofl: classic!

....this feeling gets old and so do your eyes. This is why, i hate you, 'cause....
No Life Club Posts: 3,078 You don't want to see me SMURF!
Re: Either I need an optician or a new laptop...
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2017, 12:50:10 PM »
I would definitely buy a tool named *Dead Smurf'...  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh


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