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england Offline Kev D

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What will they think of next?
on: March 20, 2017, 01:54:34 PM
I saw an advert for a product called V.I.Poo at the weekend, which I thought was a wind up until I saw a TV advert for the same.  Who thinks up this stuff?

It's supposed to be sprayed on the water in the toilet and stops the smell emanating when you go for a proper bog burner.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Wick-VIPoo-Lemon-Idol-Spray/dp/B01N42EYS7

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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #1 on: March 20, 2017, 01:58:19 PM
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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #2 on: March 20, 2017, 03:23:27 PM
I thought that was what a bathroom fan was for?

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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #3 on: March 20, 2017, 03:28:10 PM
Yeah, I saw that as well and couldn't quite believe it. :facepalm:  The advertising is just weird as well, who is going to think their favourite celeb is carrying this around in their handbag?
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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #4 on: March 20, 2017, 03:33:55 PM
Yup seen that too  :facepalm:
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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #5 on: March 20, 2017, 03:44:26 PM
Yeah, I saw that as well and couldn't quite believe it. :facepalm:  The advertising is just weird as well, who is going to think their favourite celeb is carrying this around in their handbag?

It will be the new question in celeb interviews, what flavour of vi.poo do you use so the super-fans can use the same one.

The advert should be sponsored by pataks or some other curry/spicy food manufacturer


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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #6 on: March 20, 2017, 09:05:09 PM
This has ruined my day.

Everything about it is wrong.


I wonder if I get can a "Pre-Blood and Guts Spray" for my woodchipper so I can use it before I put someone through it after I catch them using this?

Maybe I'm being unreasonable, but products like this frustrate me to no end.


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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #7 on: March 20, 2017, 11:45:09 PM
Maybe the Squatty Potty folks could join their efforts....



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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #8 on: March 21, 2017, 01:03:58 AM
It kind of reminds me of the South Park episode with the Chipolaway.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, that's probably for the best.....

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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #9 on: March 21, 2017, 02:21:02 AM
I had to look that up...and I will say this...I shall never look at another Billy Mays commercial the same way again.  :ahhh
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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #10 on: March 21, 2017, 09:13:15 AM
Maybe the Squatty Potty folks could join their efforts....



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I don't know about the product, but that's a great bit of advertising. :D
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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #11 on: March 21, 2017, 11:14:12 AM
If it works - It sounds like a great idea to me - Speaking as someone who is constantly complained to about the problem this product allegedly fixes.

As with any problem in life - The closer to the root cause you can get to fix it - The better
- And short of not going at all - This solution gets as close as you could get I'd say - If the smells never escape above the water - Bingo!!

Just checked Amazon - Don't ship to Oz - Might have to find me an Oz distributor !!  :tu:  ;)  :salute:

Maybe the Squatty Potty folks could join their efforts....
I don't know about the product, but that's a great bit of advertising. :D
 
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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #12 on: March 21, 2017, 02:42:49 PM
Sounds like the same product as this;




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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #13 on: March 21, 2017, 03:23:53 PM
Reminds me of this:




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For the record, a collegue I worked with a few years back had some intestinal issues and she would go sit on the throne often. Now, I'm not one to complain about such human things -after all, most of the time I could hold myself for about twenty minutes after she'd flushed or cover my nose and take a dive if really necessary, but that particular case was atrocious. It's one of the cases where such products might come in handy, though I'm not sure how many people really need them.

On a side note, people that treat public restrooms as if they were swamps really bother me. I worked at a couple of bars in my early twenties and I can attest that women are the absolute champions of gross for that matter :ahhh
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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #14 on: March 21, 2017, 07:43:37 PM
I thought that was what a bathroom fan was for?

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I'm a bathroom fan. I love stinking up bathrooms, especially someone else's. Of course the trick is to be the first.


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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #15 on: March 21, 2017, 07:55:37 PM
as seen in the movie Envy:



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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #16 on: March 21, 2017, 10:12:01 PM
I was wondering if anyone besides me would remember that movie!

But.... where does the poo go?

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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #17 on: March 21, 2017, 11:00:25 PM
Its thrown into another dimension obviously.   :twak:
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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #18 on: March 21, 2017, 11:02:05 PM
That is not a dimension I want to visit.....  :ahhh

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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #19 on: March 21, 2017, 11:06:41 PM
Why would you? And I'm sure that the residents of that dimension don't mind the poo.  :D
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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #20 on: March 22, 2017, 03:48:44 AM
It's....

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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #21 on: March 22, 2017, 07:10:10 AM
It's....

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Reply #22 on: March 22, 2017, 08:39:56 AM
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #23 on: March 22, 2017, 11:02:59 AM
you'll poop your eyes out.  :facepalm:
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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #24 on: March 25, 2017, 02:47:45 AM
I'm glad that I don't need such a product because when I go it smells like sweet magnolias.


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Re: What will they think of next?
Reply #25 on: March 26, 2017, 12:55:50 AM
Mine too, except exchange the words "sweet magnolias" with "sweaty gorillas" and it's bang on....

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