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cy Offline dks

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Respect the trees!!
on: April 01, 2017, 07:59:05 PM
I noticed an increase in violence and disrespect towards trees lately in this forum

People chop them down, stub them with knives and even when they are dead people keep cutting their lifeless wooden parts, using axes and chainsaws, stub them with Multitools , FOR FUN  :ahhh, and some people even burn them !!!!! 

AND, post pictures of their actions, without even trying to hide what they are doing to our plant brothers!!!

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Re: Respect the trees!!
Reply #1 on: April 01, 2017, 08:05:46 PM
Maybe respect live trees, but I condone violence against dead trees.  >:D
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Re: Respect the trees!!
Reply #2 on: April 01, 2017, 11:02:22 PM
A tree for a tree.   Dispatch old, sick, or dead ones and plant a new one.
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Re: Respect the trees!!
Reply #3 on: April 01, 2017, 11:17:36 PM
I plead guilty!  :facepalm:

I live in a very old house where there is only wood heating....
We have a lot of cows, deer, pigs and other animals here, but they do not burn so well.  :shrug:
So I burn the trees and eat the animals but I let live the grass, salad, vegetables, etc.  :whistle:
To eat the poor animals is not friendly, but to eat the food of the poor animals is much worse!!! :rant:

BTW: Vegetables are much more intelligent than we think!
Many vegetables (cucumbers for example) have their own saluting: they form a V-sign with their leaves
and say "Live long and prosper"
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Re: Respect the trees!!
Reply #4 on: April 01, 2017, 11:35:12 PM
I wonder what Taxi Dad is getting up to these days?   :think:


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Re: Respect the trees!!
Reply #5 on: April 02, 2017, 08:10:15 AM
Hee Hee Hee!     :D

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Re: Respect the trees!!
Reply #6 on: April 02, 2017, 10:21:28 AM
Using parts from trees to make tools for destroying other trees.... Sickening

You could have used plastic handles, out of respect...  Remember what hapenned to those cutting trees in lord of the rings....
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hr Offline styx

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Re: Respect the trees!!
Reply #7 on: April 02, 2017, 11:40:56 AM
Maybe respect live trees, but I condone violence against dead trees.  >:D

What about undead trees?
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Re: Respect the trees!!
Reply #8 on: April 02, 2017, 11:53:46 AM
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Respect the trees!!
Reply #9 on: April 02, 2017, 09:47:49 PM
Being a gardener, I'm well aware of my weeding out lots of lifeforms, and dismembering others. I have to tell myself it's all for a greater purpose.

Cutting down a tree with a girth over 20 cm is illegal here, you'll have to get a permit and promise to plant a new one.


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Re: Respect the trees!!
Reply #10 on: April 03, 2017, 02:07:25 AM
Took a half-dozen trees out of the yard last year. One was dead, one was leaning toward the house, and the other four had so many dead, broken and warped branches they looked like krummholtz (twisted alpine trees).


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Respect the trees!!
Reply #11 on: April 08, 2017, 05:38:26 PM
"High capacity automatic assault axe" to take down more trees faster. Lol.



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Re: Respect the trees!!
Reply #14 on: April 08, 2017, 08:28:54 PM
A noble law was passed to keep trees in line.

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Re: Respect the trees!!
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Re: Respect the trees!!
Reply #16 on: April 13, 2017, 03:59:41 PM
Using parts from trees to make tools for destroying other trees.... Sickening

You could have used plastic handles, out of respect...  Remember what hapenned to those cutting trees in lord of the rings....

Now think of the sausages. You stuff the animal down its ___ and then cook it...  :facepalm:
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Re: Respect the trees!!
Reply #17 on: April 13, 2017, 04:04:26 PM
I have a dream that someday trees might be self-propagating and flourish in the wild without human intervention.  Only then will our guilt be assuaged, and redemption for our misdeeds be complete.


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Re: Respect the trees!!
Reply #18 on: April 13, 2017, 04:47:30 PM
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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