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The Happy Easter thread - aka SAKs and eggs

us Offline SAK Guy

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Re: The Happy Easter thread - aka SAKs and eggs
Reply #30 on: April 17, 2017, 06:29:48 PM
News from the Associated SAKs
Dateline Texas 4-16-2017

   A Happy Easter outing turned ugly when a pair of beautiful Emerald Green SAKs were surrounded by an angry mob of faded, ill colored Easter Eggs. The unruly imports were shouting "off color" slurs... "Strip off their scales!, "that's not my Easter green" and bleach them, bleach them!" "I was in fear of my scales" said Mr. Victor Inox, a Swiss Champ from Ibach. "Myself, and my young son Spartan, were just relaxing in the grass enjoying the day when these cheap, thinly constructed ruff-ins approached and began to accost us!" When asked what he thought about the whole affair, the excited young Spartan blurted, "I thought we would be left in our birthday liners!" A passing Easter Bunny frightened off the counterfeit embryos and the SAKs flagged down an ALOX Soldier for assistance. No word if charges will be filed against the discolored plastic perpetrators.


Here's a security camera shot of the altercation.....







S.A.K. Today contributed to this report.

Security footage - courtesy of SAK Guy Surveillance ("We've got your SAK")


Great story !   :rofl:  :like: :cheers: :tu:

Thx Steve!!!  :cheers:
- Robert




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us Offline El Corkscrew

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Re: The Happy Easter thread - aka SAKs and eggs
Reply #31 on: January 26, 2018, 07:23:24 PM
It's not Easter but I just made a pretty-darn-near perfect soft boiled egg  :D
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wales Offline magentus

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Re: The Happy Easter thread - aka SAKs and eggs
Reply #32 on: January 26, 2018, 07:34:07 PM
Good job m'lord! :tu:
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us Offline El Corkscrew

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Re: The Happy Easter thread - aka SAKs and eggs
Reply #33 on: January 26, 2018, 07:39:18 PM
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.” - Mark Twain


 

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