Hire a small person in an Ewok costume to caddy it for you.Push it around in a Tonka dump truck.Pay for an amputation and a clever robotic leg so you can do the Robocop pop out of the leg thing. Note: People with eating disorders may get away with having a wearable robotic thing that goes over their own particularly aerodynamic legs, therefore doing away with the need for amputation.If carrying one of the smaller old Wengers with built in red LED, you could jam it in an eye socket and pretend you are a Terminator.1960's spy rotating shoe heel storage solution.Stashed in an afro or beehive haircut.Poorly endowed males may choose to carry a Rangergrip in the front of their underwear. Regularly or well endowed males may have adverse effects from people thinking they were born doubled up. The tool migrating to the rear of the underwear can also have adverse effects from people thinking you scored an own goal in a farting contest. Shaving is recommended due to the potential for curlies getting caught.There are lots of novel ways for carrying a Swiss Knife. All you need is a little inspiration. For example, Cara Delevingne carried two black scaled Spartans above her eyes.
Kydex Neckers for Farmer, Pioneer, Soldier, Pioneer X, Swiss Champ and Forester (not shown)
Talking of carrying my SAK, made this today, horizontal belt sheath from Horween Derby Leather. Super snug, comfortable and strong. Really happy with it. Shown with my current carry of the past month, a SAK Pruner.(Image removed from quote.)(Image removed from quote.)(Image removed from quote.)
Quote from: 50ft-trad on May 13, 2017, 11:25:40 PMHire a small person in an Ewok costume to caddy it for you.Push it around in a Tonka dump truck.Pay for an amputation and a clever robotic leg so you can do the Robocop pop out of the leg thing. Note: People with eating disorders may get away with having a wearable robotic thing that goes over their own particularly aerodynamic legs, therefore doing away with the need for amputation.If carrying one of the smaller old Wengers with built in red LED, you could jam it in an eye socket and pretend you are a Terminator.1960's spy rotating shoe heel storage solution.Stashed in an afro or beehive haircut.Poorly endowed males may choose to carry a Rangergrip in the front of their underwear. Regularly or well endowed males may have adverse effects from people thinking they were born doubled up. The tool migrating to the rear of the underwear can also have adverse effects from people thinking you scored an own goal in a farting contest. Shaving is recommended due to the potential for curlies getting caught.There are lots of novel ways for carrying a Swiss Knife. All you need is a little inspiration. For example, Cara Delevingne carried two black scaled Spartans above her eyes.Holy sh*t. I'm dead xDEnviado do meu iPhone usando Tapatalk