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Non- (Or at Least Less-Than) Lethal Weapons and Tools

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Re: Non- (Or at Least Less-Than) Lethal Weapons and Tools
Reply #60 on: November 30, 2017, 03:18:58 PM
:rofl: "leave very distinctive bruises"
 
They may be distinctive, but only a certain... kind of person would know offhand what caused that sort of bruise.  :whistle:
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Re: Non- (Or at Least Less-Than) Lethal Weapons and Tools
Reply #61 on: November 30, 2017, 04:26:34 PM
Also, what if you get in to a fight with someone who is in to this kind of stuff. That is, someone who gets off to being beaten about the head with a marital aid? Also, wouldn't that kind of use make it a martial aid?  :think:
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Re: Non- (Or at Least Less-Than) Lethal Weapons and Tools
Reply #62 on: November 30, 2017, 04:59:28 PM
Also, what if you get in to a fight with someone who is in to this kind of stuff. That is, someone who gets off to being beaten about the head with a marital aid? Also, wouldn't that kind of use make it a martial aid?  :think:

From 'The Watchmen' (the comic, also in film as I remember)
Laura:Hey, you remember that GUY? The one who pretended to be a super-villain so he could get beaten up?
Dan: Oh, you mean Captain Carnage. Ha ha ha! He was one for the books.
Laura: You're telling me! I remember I caught him coming out of this jewelers. I didn't know what his racket was. I started hitting him and I think 'jeez! He's breathing funny! Does he have asthma?'
Dan: Ha ha ha. He tried that with me, only I'd heard about him so I just walked away. He follows me down the street, broad daylight, right? He's saying 'punish me'. Im saying 'No. Get lost!'
Laura: Ha ha ha. What ever happened to him?
Dan: Uh, well, he pulled it on Rorschach, and Rorschach dropped him down an elevator shaft.


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Re: Non- (Or at Least Less-Than) Lethal Weapons and Tools
Reply #63 on: November 30, 2017, 05:12:14 PM
Also, what if you get in to a fight with someone who is in to this kind of stuff. That is, someone who gets off to being beaten about the head with a marital aid? Also, wouldn't that kind of use make it a martial aid?  :think:

From 'The Watchmen' (the comic, also in film as I remember)
Laura:Hey, you remember that GUY? The one who pretended to be a super-villain so he could get beaten up?
Dan: Oh, you mean Captain Carnage. Ha ha ha! He was one for the books.
Laura: You're telling me! I remember I caught him coming out of this jewelers. I didn't know what his racket was. I started hitting him and I think 'jeez! He's breathing funny! Does he have asthma?'
Dan: Ha ha ha. He tried that with me, only I'd heard about him so I just walked away. He follows me down the street, broad daylight, right? He's saying 'punish me'. Im saying 'No. Get lost!'
Laura: Ha ha ha. What ever happened to him?
Dan: Uh, well, he pulled it on Rorschach, and Rorschach dropped him down an elevator shaft.

That was the only super hero movie I liked.  :D
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Re: Non- (Or at Least Less-Than) Lethal Weapons and Tools
Reply #64 on: November 30, 2017, 05:13:19 PM
I have a friend that in college carried a, uhm, irr... marital aid? Yeah, that is the euphemism I want. Heavy, floppy, about a foot and half long, and built for two. Very, uhm, mushroomy. She could put that in her bag, and if anyone saw it, they'd be too embarrassed to say anything, but it was her defense tool. It would have hit like a length of inch and a half rubber hose filled with sand. And probably left very distinctive bruises.

About the head and neck.

Very hard bruises to explain.

Saw her over the weekend and then I saw the thread had updated. She is as fiesty as she is short- and she lies when she says she's 4'10".
A foot and a half long? I feel so inadequate...  :facepalm:
:shrug:
45cm
I know. Just don't see the problem?
I mean... you get there too right? Like everybody else? :shrug:


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Re: Non- (Or at Least Less-Than) Lethal Weapons and Tools
Reply #65 on: November 30, 2017, 05:31:06 PM
I have a friend that in college carried a, uhm, irr... marital aid? Yeah, that is the euphemism I want. Heavy, floppy, about a foot and half long, and built for two. Very, uhm, mushroomy. She could put that in her bag, and if anyone saw it, they'd be too embarrassed to say anything, but it was her defense tool. It would have hit like a length of inch and a half rubber hose filled with sand. And probably left very distinctive bruises.

About the head and neck.

Very hard bruises to explain.

Saw her over the weekend and then I saw the thread had updated. She is as fiesty as she is short- and she lies when she says she's 4'10".
A foot and a half long? I feel so inadequate...  :facepalm:
:shrug:
45cm
I know. Just don't see the problem?
I mean... you get there too right? Like everybody else? :shrug:

I don't know what to think here? :think:  ::)  :dd:
« Last Edit: November 30, 2017, 05:32:47 PM by firiki »
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Re: Non- (Or at Least Less-Than) Lethal Weapons and Tools
Reply #66 on: November 30, 2017, 05:38:13 PM
I have a friend that in college carried a, uhm, irr... marital aid? Yeah, that is the euphemism I want. Heavy, floppy, about a foot and half long, and built for two. Very, uhm, mushroomy. She could put that in her bag, and if anyone saw it, they'd be too embarrassed to say anything, but it was her defense tool. It would have hit like a length of inch and a half rubber hose filled with sand. And probably left very distinctive bruises.

About the head and neck.

Very hard bruises to explain.

Saw her over the weekend and then I saw the thread had updated. She is as fiesty as she is short- and she lies when she says she's 4'10".
A foot and a half long? I feel so inadequate...  :facepalm:
:shrug:
45cm
I know. Just don't see the problem?
I mean... you get there too right? Like everybody else? :shrug:

I don't know what to think here? :think:  ::)  :dd:
You do know what to think. You just did... :pok:


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Re: Non- (Or at Least Less-Than) Lethal Weapons and Tools
Reply #67 on: November 30, 2017, 05:44:58 PM
I have a friend that in college carried a, uhm, irr... marital aid? Yeah, that is the euphemism I want. Heavy, floppy, about a foot and half long, and built for two. Very, uhm, mushroomy. She could put that in her bag, and if anyone saw it, they'd be too embarrassed to say anything, but it was her defense tool. It would have hit like a length of inch and a half rubber hose filled with sand. And probably left very distinctive bruises.

About the head and neck.

Very hard bruises to explain.

Saw her over the weekend and then I saw the thread had updated. She is as fiesty as she is short- and she lies when she says she's 4'10".
A foot and a half long? I feel so inadequate...  :facepalm:
:shrug:
45cm
I know. Just don't see the problem?
I mean... you get there too right? Like everybody else? :shrug:

I don't know what to think here? :think:  ::)  :dd:
You do know what to think. You just did... :pok:

True, true. Unsure about what to believe, though  :P
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Re: Non- (Or at Least Less-Than) Lethal Weapons and Tools
Reply #68 on: November 30, 2017, 06:07:05 PM
I have a friend that in college carried a, uhm, irr... marital aid? Yeah, that is the euphemism I want. Heavy, floppy, about a foot and half long, and built for two. Very, uhm, mushroomy. She could put that in her bag, and if anyone saw it, they'd be too embarrassed to say anything, but it was her defense tool. It would have hit like a length of inch and a half rubber hose filled with sand. And probably left very distinctive bruises.

About the head and neck.

Very hard bruises to explain.

Saw her over the weekend and then I saw the thread had updated. She is as fiesty as she is short- and she lies when she says she's 4'10".
A foot and a half long? I feel so inadequate...  :facepalm:
:shrug:
45cm
I know. Just don't see the problem?
I mean... you get there too right? Like everybody else? :shrug:

I don't know what to think here? :think:  ::)  :dd:
You do know what to think. You just did... :pok:

True, true. Unsure about what to believe, though  :P
Back to topic!
So, two can use the "marital aid" at the same time?  :think: :o
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Re: Non- (Or at Least Less-Than) Lethal Weapons and Tools
Reply #69 on: November 30, 2017, 06:18:30 PM
I have a friend that in college carried a, uhm, irr... marital aid? Yeah, that is the euphemism I want. Heavy, floppy, about a foot and half long, and built for two. Very, uhm, mushroomy. She could put that in her bag, and if anyone saw it, they'd be too embarrassed to say anything, but it was her defense tool. It would have hit like a length of inch and a half rubber hose filled with sand. And probably left very distinctive bruises.

About the head and neck.

Very hard bruises to explain.

Saw her over the weekend and then I saw the thread had updated. She is as fiesty as she is short- and she lies when she says she's 4'10".
A foot and a half long? I feel so inadequate...  :facepalm:
:shrug:
45cm
I know. Just don't see the problem?
I mean... you get there too right? Like everybody else? :shrug:

I don't know what to think here? :think:  ::)  :dd:
You do know what to think. You just did... :pok:

True, true. Unsure about what to believe, though  :P
Back to topic!
So, two can use the "marital aid" at the same time?  :think: :o

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Re: Non- (Or at Least Less-Than) Lethal Weapons and Tools
Reply #70 on: November 30, 2017, 09:55:39 PM
So only half of that length (22.5cm) is used each?
Phew! That sounds more normal...


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Re: Non- (Or at Least Less-Than) Lethal Weapons and Tools
Reply #71 on: November 30, 2017, 10:02:24 PM
The mental image!  :ahhh :ahhh :twak:
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Reply #72 on: November 30, 2017, 10:21:31 PM
I don't know what's wrong with your image, Pablo, I'm fine with mine ???
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Re: Non- (Or at Least Less-Than) Lethal Weapons and Tools
Reply #73 on: November 30, 2017, 10:26:55 PM
You're probably enjoying your mental image...   :facepalm:
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Re: Non- (Or at Least Less-Than) Lethal Weapons and Tools
Reply #74 on: November 30, 2017, 10:31:04 PM
Mine is a gif, not an image.  :whistle:


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Re: Non- (Or at Least Less-Than) Lethal Weapons and Tools
Reply #75 on: November 30, 2017, 10:31:46 PM
  :o :ahhh
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Reply #76 on: November 30, 2017, 10:37:22 PM
Well,

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Re: Non- (Or at Least Less-Than) Lethal Weapons and Tools
Reply #77 on: November 30, 2017, 11:12:08 PM
 :worthless:
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Non- (Or at Least Less-Than) Lethal Weapons and Tools
Reply #78 on: December 01, 2017, 12:27:21 AM
https://youtu.be/pXUH0dGOENg

And yes, I was involved. Not that it was my idea to put water in it and fire it.......
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Re: Non- (Or at Least Less-Than) Lethal Weapons and Tools
Reply #79 on: December 01, 2017, 02:32:18 AM
Ok.... ok.... I figured... it's MTO, we're all grown ups... we're all civilized....  :facepalm:

To the Mods, I"m putting myself on the naughty step! This was my bad idea.

Is she available?  :pok:

Doubtful. Even if she is, she kisses girls. We got along because we didn't see eachother as possible partners.

Competitors, sure, we like the same kind of girls. Problem is, she's a lot cuter than me. 

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Re: Non- (Or at Least Less-Than) Lethal Weapons and Tools
Reply #80 on: December 01, 2017, 10:01:36 AM
I should probably go on the naughty step too.  :oops:
You just mentioned it. And then we ran with it.  ::)
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