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Real or Fake?

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I prefer:

Real (irrespective of size)
6 (33.3%)
Fake  (irrespective of size)
0 (0%)
Only real,  (irrespective of size)
5 (27.8%)
Only fake  (irrespective of size)
0 (0%)
Real, but only if they fit my hand nicely
0 (0%)
Fake, but only if they fit my hand nicely
0 (0%)
I have never used/played with any, as I am too busy on the internet or bald
1 (5.6%)
Both
2 (11.1%)
Whichever is bigger
0 (0%)
Whichever fits my hand nicely
1 (5.6%)
Whichever feels better in my hand
2 (11.1%)
Beggars can't be choosers
1 (5.6%)

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cy Offline dks

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Real or Fake?
on: July 31, 2017, 03:48:36 PM
Real or Fake?
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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #1 on: July 31, 2017, 04:00:19 PM
This one's going to end up in the gutter  :facepalm:

Only real irrespective of size for me. I don't own any fake multi's.   I do have a few fake sak's though


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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #2 on: July 31, 2017, 04:16:59 PM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #3 on: July 31, 2017, 04:17:47 PM
This one's going to end up in the gutter  :facepalm:

Only real irrespective of size for me. I don't own any fake multi's.   I do have a few fake sak's though

So, what do you call them?...
 :think: :think:

FAKs?!...
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



wales Offline magentus

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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #4 on: July 31, 2017, 04:19:34 PM
We had a fake SAK from Lidl's about 15 years ago, which wasn't very good quality.

Every now and again Lidl stocks MT's of different shapes and sizes and for some strange reason I feel tempted. At the end of the day though they are fake, and I know that any pleasure I get from buying one will be fleeting. The quality isn't good enough to withstand the rigours that real SAK's are built for.

Given that Lidls cheese, coffee and some of their fruit and veg is of extremely high quality, I find this state of affairs an unusual one. It would be marvellous if they teamed up with Victorinox to sell proper SAK's. Not fake SAK's.

I am voting for real. For realsy's.
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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #5 on: July 31, 2017, 04:52:28 PM
I have seen some good ones in LIDLs, especially in the summer time, near the beach
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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #6 on: July 31, 2017, 05:01:54 PM
ω?  B?  :angel:
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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #7 on: July 31, 2017, 05:02:43 PM
D+
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Al : "Women!"

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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #8 on: August 01, 2017, 02:39:36 PM
Come on guys, this is a bit silly.  If you want to talk about lady parts you can do so at boobforums.com or wherever they talk about such things.  This is a place for multitool chat and some related nonsense. 

There's got to be enough adult oriented websites out there for folks to get their fix without having to bring it here.

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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #9 on: August 01, 2017, 03:51:25 PM
Ah, come on Grant, of course we are discussing multi-tools! In fact, some of those fakes are actually quite good, like the Crunch knockoff, or some of the MP600 fakes

Go get your mind out of the gutter, we were just having an innocent discussion about tools!  :twak:
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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #10 on: August 01, 2017, 04:28:40 PM
I assumed that it was clear that the conversation was about multitools.....

Some people manage to steer every poll or thread towards the gutter..

Boobforums does not appear to exist..
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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #11 on: August 01, 2017, 04:46:51 PM
I assumed that it was clear that the conversation was about multitools.....

Some people manage to steer every poll or thread towards the gutter..

Boobforums does not appear to exist..

:rofl:


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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #12 on: August 01, 2017, 04:51:12 PM
I will now punish myself by disappearing for a few weeks
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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #13 on: August 01, 2017, 07:39:31 PM
I assumed that it was clear that the conversation was about multitools.....

Some people manage to steer every poll or thread towards the gutter..

Boobforums does not appear to exist..

So... fake, is it?...
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #14 on: August 01, 2017, 07:56:35 PM
I will now punish myself by disappearing for a few weeks

Naughty step for you.
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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #15 on: August 01, 2017, 08:00:10 PM
Real for sure,you can usualy find a little giveaway scar on fakes  ;)


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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #16 on: August 01, 2017, 08:02:40 PM
Real for sure,you can usualy find a little giveaway scar on fakes  ;)

Naughty step with you too. 
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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #17 on: August 01, 2017, 08:04:07 PM
Anyone else? 

I've got a step for naughty ones.  While your at it fetch me a limb from that tree.   :rofl: 

 
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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #18 on: August 01, 2017, 08:06:20 PM
Anyone else? 

I've got a step for naughty ones.  While your at it fetch me a limb from that tree.   :rofl: 

 

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #19 on: August 01, 2017, 08:08:59 PM
Ok you sit there on the naughty step as well.   No talking to each other either. 

I'll call you for lunch, maybe. Its only 11am here so we'll see.  I'm pretty sure I'll send you to bed without supper tho. 
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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #20 on: August 01, 2017, 08:23:20 PM
You Go Aloha!  :cheers: I'll fetch you a switch.
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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #21 on: August 01, 2017, 08:25:44 PM
Ok I'm sat on the naughty step fiddling  ::)


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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #22 on: August 03, 2017, 05:16:13 AM
Not many female forum members around these days.....  :whistle:


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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #23 on: August 03, 2017, 06:30:01 AM
Not many female forum members around these days.....  :whistle:

Although most of them know we are just having a laugh  :D


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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #24 on: August 03, 2017, 04:42:14 PM
Ok you sit there on the naughty step as well.   No talking to each other either. 

I'll call you for lunch, maybe. Its only 11am here so we'll see.  I'm pretty sure I'll send you to bed without supper tho.

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #25 on: September 11, 2017, 12:01:15 PM
dks and firiki, I miss you guys. If you leave your dirty minds back home (where they are acclimated and fully appreciated  :D ), could you come back?
« Last Edit: September 11, 2017, 12:07:02 PM by kkokkolis »


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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #26 on: September 11, 2017, 12:04:24 PM
dks and firiki, I miss you guys. If you leave your dirty minds back home (where they are acclimated and fully appreciated  :D ), could you come back?
+1

firiki will be back as soon as he has a proper keyboard to type on, but I fear dks is mouldering in some Turkish prison somewhere..........
« Last Edit: September 11, 2017, 12:39:15 PM by magentus »
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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #27 on: September 11, 2017, 12:07:31 PM
Ah, you quoted all my grammatical and syntax errors before correcting (some of?) them!


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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #28 on: September 11, 2017, 12:39:31 PM
FTFY  :salute:
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Re: Real or Fake?
Reply #29 on: September 11, 2017, 12:42:20 PM
Thanks!  :salute:


 

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