Anyway, regarding the tinker. If you look again, the corkscrew and philips are apparently on the same side, opposite side to the shield side. Must be a multi-dimensional SAK.
That's a Swiss Champ.
I want a magical SAK such as this
Who doesn't want a SAK that's bigger on the inside?
What's messed up is that SMKW's 10 percent off coupon doesn't apply to Victorinox products