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Got Caption Giveaway

00 Offline Mechanickal

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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #30 on: August 20, 2017, 03:56:27 PM
It's just a scratch


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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #31 on: August 20, 2017, 04:13:07 PM
"What, you forgot to put the WINDOWS UP!"


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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #32 on: August 20, 2017, 05:39:47 PM
"Maps!? We don't need no stinkin' maps!

Thanks to SOG and MT.o.


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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #33 on: August 20, 2017, 06:26:56 PM
"I'm flying, Jack!"


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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #34 on: August 20, 2017, 06:40:24 PM
"Driverless cars will make the mainstream if they go with the flow"

I've been unfortunate enough to actually try and drive a sinking car down a river. If you get in that position try to point the engine the opposite way from the picture. The engine sinks first, and will go dead if it goes below water. By having the stern towards the stream it just might keep chugging along in the back stream created a bit longer.

Even better, don't drive into a river in the first place :)
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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #35 on: August 20, 2017, 08:02:34 PM
"...and the moral of this story is: Don't play practical jokes on Siri!"

Thank again!
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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #36 on: August 20, 2017, 08:33:46 PM
Wow, another GAW?! Thanks SOG and MTo!

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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #37 on: August 20, 2017, 10:45:28 PM
"Seeing the success of the of the Corvette Sting Ray, Chevrolet followed up with the family focused 4-door  "Smelt".  Sales drown in red ink. Dissastified owners turned their cars loose in nearby streams. Many found their way to the ocean where they multiplied.  The Smelt was a environmental and financial disaster."
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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #38 on: August 20, 2017, 10:46:22 PM
"That's it; I'm never watching Fast & Furious again!"


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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #39 on: August 21, 2017, 12:41:06 AM
"Over the river and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go! The horse knows the way ...wait, get out of the driver's seat, Sea Biscuit!"
« Last Edit: August 21, 2017, 12:47:31 AM by lichan »


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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #40 on: August 21, 2017, 12:45:14 AM
A little motivational poster for those of us who learn best by mistakes.
"Simple is hard"
"Hard is hard too"
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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #41 on: August 21, 2017, 03:46:25 AM



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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #42 on: August 21, 2017, 06:13:52 AM
Honey, did you roll up the windows? I heard it might be raining tonight...
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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #43 on: August 21, 2017, 06:48:36 AM
Now it's a pedal car


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Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #44 on: August 21, 2017, 07:28:00 AM
"And if you look to your right you can see the famous SH_T Creek, no paddles allowed.  "
« Last Edit: August 21, 2017, 07:29:07 AM by 4everYoung »


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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #45 on: August 21, 2017, 11:01:22 AM
put on your best David Attenborough voice

"and here we see the rare silver autopotamous in its natural habitat"


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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #46 on: August 21, 2017, 12:38:16 PM
I'm not posting any more lines here.
MTO has taken more then enough care for me :salute:


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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #47 on: August 21, 2017, 12:48:33 PM
I'm not posting any more lines here.
MTO has taken more then enough care for me :salute:
You can NOT enter, while posting a line for fun, like I did.  :pok: :cheers:
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #48 on: August 21, 2017, 12:57:40 PM


Keep the captions coming, folks!
 :D :D :D :D
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I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #49 on: August 21, 2017, 01:30:58 PM
When I first saw that picture I actually thought about the rivers on the south island of New Zealand. Crazy guess: Christchurch region?
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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #50 on: August 21, 2017, 02:15:59 PM
When I first saw that picture I actually thought about the rivers on the south island of New Zealand. Crazy guess: Christchurch region?
Possibly upstream a little from there.  ;)


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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #51 on: August 21, 2017, 03:05:43 PM
"Anne, that's an awful way to parallel park!"

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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #52 on: August 21, 2017, 03:09:45 PM
Highway to well.
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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #53 on: August 21, 2017, 03:13:06 PM
"When singing along with Credence Clearwater Revival while driving, it's best to abstain from the "Proud Mary", so you don't end up "Rollin' on the River."


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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #54 on: August 21, 2017, 09:27:10 PM
It's a mistake to use Windows 95 for your self-driving car software - you keep getting the "Blue Stream of Death!"


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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #55 on: August 21, 2017, 10:08:26 PM
thank you for he GAW!   :salute:

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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #56 on: August 21, 2017, 10:31:23 PM
" This car cannot be used as a flotation device."
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After I count down three rounds, in Hell I'll be in good company" -  The Dead South


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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #57 on: August 21, 2017, 10:34:44 PM
"Well done - you've completed the Visiting Driver Training Programme.  You're now better prepared for driving in New Zealand.  Share your success with your friends on Twitter or Facebook."

Side note, I did just pass the Visiting Driver Training Programme on this site.  And apparently I've won a Pukeko ... whatever that may be ... Strange folk, those Kiwi's.

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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #58 on: August 21, 2017, 10:55:23 PM
And apparently I've won a Pukeko ... whatever that may be ... Strange folk, those Kiwi's.
A Pukeko is similar to a Kiwi in some respects... but still very different.

I'm surprised they are giving away Pukekos, normally they shoot them to keep numbers down.  ;)


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Re: Got Caption Giveaway
Reply #59 on: August 21, 2017, 10:56:55 PM
"They said sink or swim, but I forgot my floaties.  :facepalm: "


 

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