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Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN

ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

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Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
on: February 14, 2019, 02:07:20 PM


https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/dave-assman-sgi-vanity-licence-plate-1.5017377

The short version is that Dave Assman was denied a personalized plate with his last name on it because his name is offensive, so he had decals made to look like a plate and covered his whole tailgate with it.

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us Offline Aloha

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Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Reply #1 on: February 14, 2019, 02:37:59 PM
Theres always a way.  Atta boy A$$man  :salute: 
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Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Reply #2 on: February 14, 2019, 03:10:29 PM
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https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/dave-assman-sgi-vanity-licence-plate-1.5017377

The short version is that Dave Assman was denied a personalized plate with his last name on it because his name is offensive, so he had decals made to look like a plate and covered his whole tailgate with it.

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Can't he sue them for calling his name offensive? I mean that sounds like discrimination to me. Then he could use the money to finance a political campaign, just to have ASSMAN posters hanging everywhere :D
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Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Reply #3 on: February 14, 2019, 03:22:07 PM
 :rofl:
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Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Reply #4 on: February 14, 2019, 03:22:59 PM



us Offline Aloha

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Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Reply #6 on: February 14, 2019, 03:26:37 PM
Yeah but his tailgate is so much bigger ( pun not intended ).
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Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Reply #7 on: February 14, 2019, 03:35:42 PM
Yeah but his tailgate is so much bigger ( pun not intended ).
:rofl:

Pun unavoidable. :pok:
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Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Reply #8 on: February 14, 2019, 05:44:28 PM
is it incorrect to assume he likes a big tailgate?
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Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Reply #9 on: February 14, 2019, 06:31:24 PM
Somebody is trying to get the attention that his physically or emotionally-absent daddy never gave him.


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Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Reply #10 on: February 14, 2019, 07:08:08 PM
Nice assessment, PN! :rofl:
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Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Reply #11 on: February 14, 2019, 09:35:46 PM
(Image removed from quote.)

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/dave-assman-sgi-vanity-licence-plate-1.5017377

The short version is that Dave Assman was denied a personalized plate with his last name on it because his name is offensive, so he had decals made to look like a plate and covered his whole tailgate with it.

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Can't he sue them for calling his name offensive? I mean that sounds like discrimination to me. Then he could use the money to finance a political campaign, just to have ASSMAN posters hanging everywhere :D

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Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Reply #12 on: February 15, 2019, 12:47:52 AM
Nice assessment, PN! :rofl:

And best of all, I actually believe what I said.   :salute:


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Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Reply #13 on: February 15, 2019, 07:11:18 AM

 :rofl:

You've got to ask yourself what his Missus thinks of that
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Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Reply #14 on: February 15, 2019, 02:07:24 PM

 :rofl:

You've got to ask yourself what his Missus thinks of that

She never rides in that vehicle.
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Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Reply #15 on: February 15, 2019, 09:49:06 PM
Somebody is trying to get the attention that his physically or emotionally-absent daddy never gave him.

Hey, I resent that.  I'll have you know that my father is a great man and was an excellent father.  None of my deficiencies are in any way his fault!   :twak:

Or were you talking about the Assman?   :think:

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Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Reply #16 on: February 15, 2019, 10:22:05 PM
 :oops:
« Last Edit: February 15, 2019, 10:23:08 PM by Aloha »
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