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Re: That feeling when you don't have a knife on your person
Reply #90 on: April 25, 2018, 08:20:30 PM
Quote from: hiraethus on April 25, 2018, 07:48:37 PM
Having a knife at work is gross misconduct now, punishable by instant dismissal, so I'd better get used to the feeling...
Yup, just got policy change too....
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Re: That feeling when you don't have a knife on your person
Reply #91 on: April 25, 2018, 10:00:21 PM
Quote from: hiraethus on April 25, 2018, 07:48:37 PM
Having a knife at work is gross misconduct now, punishable by instant dismissal, so I'd better get used to the feeling...

I truly feel for ya,  bro.   Thats smurfn ludicrous
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Re: That feeling when you don't have a knife on your person
Reply #92 on: April 26, 2018, 02:04:39 PM
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I'm not totally anti, TBH.  Nothing to do with legislation/crime/etc - but too many self-inflicted injuries brought about by muppets on the factory floor doing things they're not supposed to. :facepalm:
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Re: That feeling when you don't have a knife on your person
Reply #93 on: April 26, 2018, 02:09:26 PM
Quote from: hiraethus on April 26, 2018, 02:04:39 PM
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I'm not totally anti, TBH.  Nothing to do with legislation/crime/etc - but too many self-inflicted injuries brought about by muppets on the factory floor doing things they're not supposed to. :facepalm:
What's management doing employing muppets anyways? That's just asking for trouble.
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Re: That feeling when you don't have a knife on your person
Reply #94 on: April 27, 2018, 12:21:33 AM
Oh Tony, can you open this with that little red knife?
Hey, can you tighten this with that Swiss knife thing?
Nope, Im going to lunch, handle it...............  :)
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Re: That feeling when you don't have a knife on your person
Reply #95 on: April 27, 2018, 01:14:20 AM
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Re: That feeling when you don't have a knife on your person
Reply #96 on: April 27, 2018, 01:25:40 AM
Quote from: hiraethus on April 26, 2018, 02:04:39 PM
but too many self-inflicted injuries brought about by muppets on the factory floor doing things they're not supposed to. :facepalm:

Honest accidents honestly happen, even to smart and careful people. If you're stupid enough to screw around and hurt yourself, however, I also expect you to be too stupid to be in any kind of factory. It's a worker safety issue, it's a customer safety issue, it's a company reputation issue, it's a profitability issue. RIF 'em.

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Re: That feeling when you don't have a knife on your person
Reply #97 on: April 27, 2018, 01:32:17 AM
Retrieval-induced forgetting?  Requirements interchange format?  Royal Irish Fusiliers! :tu:
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Re: That feeling when you don't have a knife on your person
Reply #98 on: April 28, 2018, 01:39:20 AM
Day 2 but Friday  :rant:
I really could have a little Classic but its the principle....
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Re: That feeling when you don't have a knife on your person
Reply #99 on: April 28, 2018, 05:58:57 AM
Had the “no knife” feeling today for the first time in a long time. Had to go to a courthouse and did not bring any of my EDC items with me with the exception of my flashlight and spacepen. I felt so naked and unprepared yet so light and nimble.  :facepalm: :D
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Re: That feeling when you don't have a knife on your person
Reply #100 on: April 28, 2018, 11:57:04 PM
Quote from: hiraethus on April 27, 2018, 01:32:17 AM
Retrieval-induced forgetting?  Requirements interchange format?  Royal Irish Fusiliers! :tu:

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 Technically, it's like a layoff but more permanent, so thus no recall benefits. In practice, it's a fancy, politically correct, snowflake friendly way of saying "fire their arse!". If you're too stupid to be entrusted with a knife, I don't want you in or near my shop. Not because you can't be trusted with a knife, but because you're so stupid you're dangerous to everyone around you.

Then again, if you can't be trusted with a knife, you should not be trusted with anything terribly dangerous. Like motor vehicles, computers, anything flammable, any object over 11 pounds (5 kilos), more than an inch of water, electricity, ladders, a ballot or oxygenated compounds and mixtures.
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Re: That feeling when you don't have a knife on your person
Reply #101 on: April 29, 2018, 01:09:33 AM
Quote from: ironraven on April 28, 2018, 11:57:04 PM
Quote from: hiraethus on April 27, 2018, 01:32:17 AM
Retrieval-induced forgetting?  Requirements interchange format?  Royal Irish Fusiliers! :tu:
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 Technically, it's like a layoff but more permanent, so thus no recall benefits. In practice, it's a fancy, politically correct, snowflake friendly way of saying "fire their arse!". If you're too stupid to be entrusted with a knife, I don't want you in or near my shop. Not because you can't be trusted with a knife, but because you're so stupid you're dangerous to everyone around you.

Then again, if you can't be trusted with a knife, you should not be trusted with anything terribly dangerous. Like motor vehicles, computers, anything flammable, any object over 11 pounds (5 kilos), more than an inch of water, electricity, ladders, a ballot or oxygenated compounds and mixtures.
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Re: That feeling when you don't have a knife on your person
Reply #102 on: April 29, 2018, 01:11:39 AM
Quote from: TonySal on April 28, 2018, 01:39:20 AM
Day 2 but Friday  :rant:
I really could have a little Classic but its the principle....
Spartan Saturday & Sunday, here at last.
No, correction from my previous- I will have a slim, like 111 in my back pocket.....
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Re: That feeling when you don't have a knife on your person
Reply #103 on: April 29, 2018, 01:15:30 AM
Quote from: ironraven on April 28, 2018, 11:57:04 PM
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Then again, if you can't be trusted with a knife, you should not be trusted with anything terribly dangerous. Like motor vehicles, computers, anything flammable, any object over 11 pounds (5 kilos), more than an inch of water, electricity, ladders, a ballot or oxygenated compounds and mixtures.

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Re: That feeling when you don't have a knife on your person
Reply #104 on: April 29, 2018, 01:55:52 PM
Quote from: theonew on April 29, 2018, 01:15:30 AM
Quote from: ironraven on April 28, 2018, 11:57:04 PM
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Then again, if you can't be trusted with a knife, you should not be trusted with anything terribly dangerous. Like motor vehicles, computers, anything flammable, any object over 11 pounds (5 kilos), more than an inch of water, electricity, ladders, a ballot or oxygenated compounds and mixtures...

LOL :D

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Re: That feeling when you don't have a knife on your person
Reply #105 on: April 29, 2018, 03:51:52 PM
Quote from: ThePeacent on April 29, 2018, 01:55:52 PM
Quote from: theonew on April 29, 2018, 01:15:30 AM
Quote from: ironraven on April 28, 2018, 11:57:04 PM
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Then again, if you can't be trusted with a knife, you should not be trusted with anything terribly dangerous. Like motor vehicles, computers, anything flammable, any object over 11 pounds (5 kilos), more than an inch of water, electricity, ladders, a ballot or oxygenated compounds and mixtures...

LOL :D

...adhesives, strong tape, hand tools, shovels, box cutters, fire extinguishers, wires, rope, cables, glass, chemicals, jewelry, precision instruments, light bulbs, gas, smoke, children, animals, lasers, staplers, nail guns, power drills, chainsaws,  table saws, grinders, hydraulic systems, steam, canned gas, aerosols, paint, acids, dyers, paper shredders, syringes, chains, and alarms

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Re: That feeling when you don't have a knife on your person
Reply #106 on: April 29, 2018, 03:58:53 PM
Quote from: Aloha007 on April 29, 2018, 03:51:52 PM
Quote from: ThePeacent on April 29, 2018, 01:55:52 PM
Quote from: theonew on April 29, 2018, 01:15:30 AM
Quote from: ironraven on April 28, 2018, 11:57:04 PM
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Then again, if you can't be trusted with a knife, you should not be trusted with anything terribly dangerous. Like motor vehicles, computers, anything flammable, any object over 11 pounds (5 kilos), more than an inch of water, electricity, ladders, a ballot or oxygenated compounds and mixtures...

LOL :D

...adhesives, strong tape, hand tools, shovels, box cutters, fire extinguishers, wires, rope, cables, glass, chemicals, jewelry, precision instruments, light bulbs, gas, smoke, children, animals, lasers, staplers, nail guns, power drills, chainsaws,  table saws, grinders, hydraulic systems, steam, canned gas, aerosols, paint, acids, dyers, paper shredders, syringes, chains, and alarms

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Especially a ballot!    :tu:
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