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Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
on: November 12, 2017, 02:30:06 PM
Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm

Cue music… (One Man and his Dog theme)

Right, at Mrs Fuzzbucket’s rather insistent request, I’m spending a couple of weeks home on my folk’s farm way way way up north at the arsend of nowhere. Well, more accurately, she told me to pizs off for a bit as I was getting on her teats…

So I was thinking, what a fantastic opportunity for Fuzzbucket to do some sort of challenge type thingy… but by my rules, not anyone else’s – as Mr T would say “I ain’t nobody’s fool, sucka!” or words to that effect… maybe that was Hannibal, I never watched it. Please note: my rules may be subject to change on a daily basis…

Anyway, each day I propose to post a pic of something mildly interesting kicking about the place – tool, cutlery or fungus related of course, along with a sage piece of worldly advice or musings from either me or my brother who I shall refer to as Professor Fuzzbuckett (working hardman turned academic) who’s also staying for a while... or maybe some of the utterly bizarre things uttered by Mam Fuzzbucket or Pop Fuzzbucket.

But wait… there’s more…

Every day I will also feature a “Spot the Ball” type game called “Spot the Multitool which Fuzzbucket’s just randomly chucked into a Field” first one to correctly identify location of said tool wins… erm… a packet of Jaffa Cakes!!!!!!!!!!! Which I will post anywhere in the world, providing it doesn’t break any laws, local customs or tabooos… well you never know…

Anyway, I’m travelling up there today, which takes about 10 - 11 hours, so you’ll have to wait until tomorrow for the first instalment. If you don’t hear from me, it means I didn’t make it and am dead… or in hospital… or both.


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1 on: November 12, 2017, 02:41:32 PM
This is sounding coooool. :popcorn:

No need to send me any Jaffa cakes when I win, I can get them in Tesco myself.  :P
Save them for the members living in unenlightened parts of the world. :whistle:
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #2 on: November 12, 2017, 02:47:00 PM
Great idea! Bring on the popcorn (and tea for the Jaffa cakes).


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #3 on: November 12, 2017, 02:52:04 PM
Sounds like a plan!

To all MTO members: we now got 11 relaxing hours ahead of us! :whistle:


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #4 on: November 12, 2017, 03:34:12 PM
Sounds like a plan!

To all MTO members: we now got 11 relaxing hours ahead of us! :whistle:

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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #5 on: November 12, 2017, 03:35:41 PM
Sounds very interesting Fuzzy :dd: I am game for the game as well :like: I have heard of but never had any Jaffa Cakes so I am stoked for the chance :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :D

Have a great time up there buddy and try not to get killed :D Can't wait for this thread to get going :popcorn: :like: :like:


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #6 on: November 12, 2017, 03:42:05 PM
Sounds like a plan!

To all MTO members: we now got 11 relaxing hours ahead of us! :whistle:

... au cotraire my dear  Mechy...

... modern mobile connectivity... and the fact I needed to take a pizs....




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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #7 on: November 12, 2017, 04:49:52 PM
puts Jaffa cakes on the shopping list
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #8 on: November 12, 2017, 06:03:49 PM
I would love to check in on your adventures FB, but apparently there's some sort of free Giveaway starting this week at a Mrs Fuzzbuckets house (is this a coincidence?) - 'All the multitools and blokes stuff you can fit in a bucket!' So I'm off down there with a couple of buckets.

Good luck!
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #9 on: November 12, 2017, 06:04:05 PM
Even now he still posts those gifs...

Oh and watch out for people armed with frozen bananas along the way!
Especialy when they're peeled :dwts:


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #10 on: November 12, 2017, 06:50:32 PM
Even now he still posts those gifs...

Oh and watch out for people armed with frozen bananas along the way!
Especialy when they're peeled :dwts:

Pee break!

No chance of that Mechy - I'm in Scotland now - no such thing as fruit in Scotland... doesn't exist... like the Bermuda Triangle of fruit!
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #11 on: November 12, 2017, 06:51:46 PM
I would love to check in on your adventures FB, but apparently there's some sort of free Giveaway starting this week at a Mrs Fuzzbuckets house (is this a coincidence?) - 'All the multitools and blokes stuff you can fit in a bucket!' So I'm off down there with a couple of buckets.

Good luck!

Not only that, but you've probably scored!!!


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #12 on: November 12, 2017, 06:53:04 PM
Love me some Jaffa Cakes  :drool: :drool: :drool:


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #13 on: November 12, 2017, 06:54:35 PM
I would love to check in on your adventures FB, but apparently there's some sort of free Giveaway starting this week at a Mrs Fuzzbuckets house (is this a coincidence?) - 'All the multitools and blokes stuff you can fit in a bucket!' So I'm off down there with a couple of buckets.

Good luck!

Not only that, but you've probably scored!!!
I'm a bit concerned what she means by blokes 'stuff'. Could cover a multitude. I'm hoping it's hammers, axes, knives, beers, seige weapons, that sort of thing. Not the other thing that sprang to mind.
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #14 on: November 12, 2017, 08:02:52 PM
And it seems to me that mr FB should drink less prior to a long drive. He's having more pizstops then there are stripes on the road.


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #15 on: November 12, 2017, 08:08:41 PM
And it seems to me that mr FB should drink less prior to a long drive. He's having more pizstops then there are stripes on the road.
Maybe this is why Mrs Fuzzbucket sent him away - all the peeing.
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #16 on: November 12, 2017, 08:35:20 PM
And it seems to me that mr FB should drink less prior to a long drive. He's having more pizstops then there are stripes on the road.
Maybe this is why Mrs Fuzzbucket sent him away - all the peeing.
Flushing toilets 22/24.
Water bill rising and no night's sleep.


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #17 on: November 12, 2017, 08:40:40 PM
And it seems to me that mr FB should drink less prior to a long drive. He's having more pizstops then there are stripes on the road.
Maybe this is why Mrs Fuzzbucket sent him away - all the peeing.
Flushing toilets 22/24.
Water bill rising and no night's sleep.
Maybe worse - Maybe he's been 'scent marking'  his possessions all over the house. I'll check before I fill my buckets with his possessions.
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #18 on: November 12, 2017, 09:02:59 PM
And it seems to me that mr FB should drink less prior to a long drive. He's having more pizstops then there are stripes on the road.
Maybe this is why Mrs Fuzzbucket sent him away - all the peeing.
Flushing toilets 22/24.
Water bill rising and no night's sleep.
Maybe worse - Maybe he's been 'scent marking'  his possessions all over the house. I'll check before I fill my buckets with his possessions.
Fill the buckets with Dettol first and throw the stuff in there :tu:


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #19 on: November 12, 2017, 09:05:00 PM
And it seems to me that mr FB should drink less prior to a long drive. He's having more pizstops then there are stripes on the road.
Maybe this is why Mrs Fuzzbucket sent him away - all the peeing.
Flushing toilets 22/24.
Water bill rising and no night's sleep.
Maybe worse - Maybe he's been 'scent marking'  his possessions all over the house. I'll check before I fill my buckets with his possessions.
Fill the buckets with Dettol first and throw the stuff in there :tu:
What if there's a Swisstimer in there or an Altimeter?  :ahhh Maybe I'll just wear gloves.
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #20 on: November 12, 2017, 09:09:14 PM


And it seems to me that mr FB should drink less prior to a long drive. He's having more pizstops then there are stripes on the road.
Maybe this is why Mrs Fuzzbucket sent him away - all the peeing.
Flushing toilets 22/24.
Water bill rising and no night's sleep.
Maybe worse - Maybe he's been 'scent marking'  his possessions all over the house. I'll check before I fill my buckets with his possessions.
Fill the buckets with Dettol first and throw the stuff in there :tu:
What if there's a Swisstimer in there or an Altimeter?  :ahhh Maybe I'll just wear gloves.

And noseplugs!
And use buckets with lids!!


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #21 on: November 12, 2017, 09:11:31 PM
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #23 on: November 12, 2017, 11:04:02 PM
I don't need no cakes, thanks a lot, but I'll follow your adventure with interest    :salute: :tu:
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #24 on: November 12, 2017, 11:16:55 PM
I don't need no cakes, thanks a lot, but I'll follow your adventure with interest    :salute: :tu:
These aren't just cakes TP. The jaffa cake is one of the finest confections known to mankind. 
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #25 on: November 12, 2017, 11:36:00 PM
I don't need no cakes, thanks a lot, but I'll follow your adventure with interest    :salute: :tu:
These aren't just cakes TP. The jaffa cake is one of the finest confections known to mankind.

I agree !   :drool:


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #26 on: November 12, 2017, 11:44:00 PM
See, Steve agrees.  :cheers:
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #27 on: November 13, 2017, 12:04:08 AM
Jaffa cakes are... Kind of nice.  :tu: :P
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #28 on: November 13, 2017, 12:43:33 AM
Jaffa cakes are... Kind of nice.  :tu: :P

They're a wee bit better than that Pabs :pok:  :tu:
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #29 on: November 13, 2017, 12:46:27 AM
Jaffa cakes are... Kind of nice.  :tu: :P

They're a wee bit better than that Pabs :pok:  :tu:
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