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Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm

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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1050 on: June 28, 2018, 10:25:25 PM
YESSSSSSSSS!!! High five Mags!


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1051 on: June 28, 2018, 10:28:43 PM
YESSSSSSSSS!!! High five Mags!
Right back atcha big man. Whoo! This is how it must feel to win the world cup.
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1052 on: June 28, 2018, 10:29:14 PM
Now... about the jaffas.....
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1053 on: June 28, 2018, 10:31:00 PM
Awkward.
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1054 on: June 28, 2018, 10:32:46 PM
Now... about the jaffas.....
Oh Pabs. You haven't eaten them already have you?
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1055 on: June 28, 2018, 10:33:38 PM
He has, hasn't he... the greedy poop!


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1056 on: June 28, 2018, 10:36:30 PM
Typical! I was really looking forward to some Irish jaffa cakes.  I've never had Irish jaffa cakes before. Probably they're nicer than our stupid ordinary ones.
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1057 on: June 28, 2018, 10:40:33 PM
How do I put this....

Irish Jaffas are like UK Jaffas, but there’s less of them and they are not in such a nice box.  :whistle:

I can send Fuzzy and mags a Small box of Jaffas each, OR some pocket money so you can buy your own (Bigger!) box of Jaffas at the shop down the road selling Jaffas, that you surely have.  :drool:


Or ask me for a favor.  :ahhh
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1058 on: June 28, 2018, 10:46:37 PM
How do I put this....

Irish Jaffas are like UK Jaffas, but there’s less of them and they are not in such a nice box.  :whistle:

I can send Fuzzy and mags a Small box of Jaffas each, OR some pocket money so you can buy your own (Bigger!) box of Jaffas at the shop down the road selling Jaffas, that you surely have.  :drool:


Or ask me for a favor:ahhh

Well... I've identified a couple of dirty rat bastads troublemakers this week, so if you've got a spare horse's head kicking about...


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1059 on: June 28, 2018, 10:52:07 PM
I'll go for a favour please. 

Can you ask my neighbour Darren Mattingly to have some common decency and stop playing 'I wanna Dance With Somebody' by Whitney Houston until 9.30 AT NIGHT!

Last time I asked him he threatened to stick his fist down my throat and pull my spleen out.
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1060 on: June 28, 2018, 11:23:57 PM
I'll go for a favour please. 

Can you ask my neighbour Darren Mattingly to have some common decency and stop playing 'I wanna Dance With Somebody' by Whitney Houston until 9.30 AT NIGHT!

Last time I asked him he threatened to stick his fist down my throat and pull my spleen out.

My advice would be...

Stick the severed horses head on your head (unpleasant I know, but it'll be worth It), go outside his house at four in the morning and play I wanna Dance with Somebody full blast while doing a jerky uncoordinated sort of dance... You won't be able to sing because of all the blood and gore, but it should still be effective.
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1061 on: June 28, 2018, 11:26:14 PM
Actually... give me the horses head - I do it for you Mags!


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1062 on: June 28, 2018, 11:38:51 PM
Actually... give me the horses head - I do it for you Mags!
Thanks fuzzy  :like: That means the Darren  Mattingly issue gets sorted and I get a small pack of jaffa cakes too! BACK OF THE NET!
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1063 on: June 28, 2018, 11:40:01 PM
 :rofl:

Whitney does have a nice voice though.....


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1064 on: June 29, 2018, 01:27:53 AM
Pending Fuzzies permission, can anyone tell me which actor I’m thinking of, who who starred in a 90s/00s show? Ask me Yes/No questions.
Winner is eligible for some Irish Jaffas.  8)

Paul McGann starred Who in the 90s, but he's not American  :think:

Your question was flawed  :rant:
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1065 on: June 29, 2018, 01:35:15 AM
Did our Ron star in a TV show?  :think:


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1066 on: June 29, 2018, 01:36:05 AM
Oh and are Jaffa Cakes in any way similar to Ginger Kisses?


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1067 on: June 29, 2018, 09:41:49 AM
Well. Another night of Darren Mattingly playing Whitney Housten on full volume until 9.30 last night. I thought you was going to talk to him Pabs? I'm so tired. I need a good 8 hours a night, and another 8 during the day or I'm a wreck. You let me down buddy.
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1068 on: June 29, 2018, 10:18:05 AM
 :rant:
Having to eat mushed up Jaffas wasn’t enough for him?!
Only one thing I can do.... 
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1069 on: June 29, 2018, 10:27:26 AM
YOU GAVE HIM JAFFA CAKES??? Where's the incentive to stop playing 'Oh, I Want to Dance with Somebody, Somebody Who Loves Me' until 9 flipping 30 at night, when you're offering him the greatest confectionary known to mankind? What were you thinking Pabs?

I bet you even fed him the delicious (probably) Irish Jaffa Cakes that were the prize for me and Fuzzy. That just takes the biscuit. (See what I did there?).
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1070 on: June 29, 2018, 10:48:28 AM
I meant that after I was through with him LAST time, the only thing he would have been able to eat was mushed up Jaffa cakes, which he would have to buy himself. I didn’t give him any!

Anyway, your bedroom is soundproofed, and ole’ Darren has a special implant that makes everything seem a bit louder than it actually is, so the maximum volume will knock him out and he’ll only use half volume, which will seem like maximum volume to him. :tu:
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1071 on: June 29, 2018, 10:57:08 AM
Hmmmm, sounds like you're giving me a load of flim flam there Pabs, giving me the old runaround.

We'll see what happens tonight.
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1072 on: June 29, 2018, 11:15:06 AM
.... and regular service will not resume anytime soon around here (but it has been quite amusing, so please continue) ............... 
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1073 on: June 29, 2018, 12:12:25 PM
You've let Pabs enter your bedroom, Mags??

Pabs, you volunteered to enter Mags' bedroom?


:dwts"


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1074 on: June 29, 2018, 12:16:22 PM
You've let Pabs enter your bedroom, Mags??

Pabs, you volunteered to enter Mags' bedroom?


:dwts"
I was wondering that as well Mechy.

Pabs? Who let you in my bedroom? It's supposed to be guarded by Smallbacca and Minature Robot Mugabe. I shall be having a word with them.
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1075 on: June 29, 2018, 12:17:05 PM
In other news:

I asked Darren to stop playing Whitney records.
He agreed to only play "The Ketchup Song" untill 9h30pm from now on.

On friday evenings and saturday evenings he'll have extended playtime untill 10h30.


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1076 on: June 29, 2018, 12:17:54 PM
Mmmmm, Ketchup  :drool:
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1077 on: June 29, 2018, 12:19:34 PM
Pabs, since you was in my bedroom I can't find my original Swiss Army knife collection and my SAK mod done by Tim Leatherman, and my LM mod done by Optimus Prime (it turns into a raygun with a tin opener and a compass on it). Anything to do with you perchance?
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1078 on: June 29, 2018, 12:21:57 PM
You won't be so happy about ketchup after this weekend...


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1079 on: June 29, 2018, 12:27:29 PM
You won't be so happy about ketchup after this weekend...
Can I put out a gentle and timely reminder that International Annoy Mags Day is over for another year folks?

Please refrain from annoying me, especially those of you who are on my Vendetta list (which is all of you).
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