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Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm

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ie Offline Don Pablo

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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1080 on: June 29, 2018, 12:47:58 PM
Pabs, since you was in my bedroom I can't find my original Swiss Army knife collection and my SAK mod done by Tim Leatherman, and my LM mod done by Optimus Prime (it turns into a raygun with a tin opener and a compass on it). Anything to do with you perchance?
Under your pillow. I put them back in the wrong place I suppose.  :oops:
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1081 on: June 29, 2018, 12:56:38 PM
Pabs, since you was in my bedroom I can't find my original Swiss Army knife collection and my SAK mod done by Tim Leatherman, and my LM mod done by Optimus Prime (it turns into a raygun with a tin opener and a compass on it). Anything to do with you perchance?
Under your pillow. I put them back in the wrong place I suppose.  :oops:
And the answer to my first question viz a viz why were you in my bedroom? You need a secret password and handshake to even get past Smallbacca and Minature Robot Mugabe. Security in this place is completely Pablo'ed.
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1082 on: June 29, 2018, 02:17:02 PM
Maybe Pabs ran naked through the hallway, galley and Lunch/Launch room before running to your bedroom door.

I'd step aside too...


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1083 on: June 29, 2018, 02:20:09 PM
Why would we stop?
What are you going to do?

Put us on your Vendetta list?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Here, better start learning the dance for this evening:


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1084 on: June 29, 2018, 02:42:24 PM
Pabs, since you was in my bedroom I can't find my original Swiss Army knife collection and my SAK mod done by Tim Leatherman, and my LM mod done by Optimus Prime (it turns into a raygun with a tin opener and a compass on it). Anything to do with you perchance?
Under your pillow. I put them back in the wrong place I suppose.  :oops:
And the answer to my first question viz a viz why were you in my bedroom? You need a secret password and handshake to even get past Smallbacca and Minature Robot Mugabe. Security in this place is completely Pablo'ed.
I told Smallbacca and Minature Robot Mugabe that I was soundproofing your room, to make you more comfortable, as a surprise.  :angel:
I even let them watch, just in case.
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1085 on: June 29, 2018, 03:01:08 PM
OMG! What a betrayal.

I shall be demoting the both of them. I wonder if the real Robert Mugabe would be willing to be my security guard? Ill give it a go.

Wanted:

1 Wookie and 1 real life Robert Mugabe (or similar dictator) to be security guards for a prominent U Boat Captain. Good rates of pay, bed and board and free wifi (In torpedo tube no.2) - uniform and Swiss Army Knife provided. Some violence required at times.

Apply to Captain Magentus 'Mags' Kundalini esq UBC SAKO PoMASAS HAFotSAKMC OLL
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1086 on: June 29, 2018, 03:04:08 PM
Hi, my name is Barf and I'm a humanoid dog. Can I apply?
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1087 on: June 29, 2018, 03:09:42 PM
Hi, my name is Barf and I'm a humanoid dog. Can I apply?
Dear Barf, thanks for your application. Unfortunately  at this time I am confining my search to Wookies and dictators because of their inherently natural abilities to securely guard someone like me.

I will file your application for future reference and will contact you should my current plans not work out. In the meantime, best of luck in your endeavours and I hope you find a U Boat worthy of your talents.

Kind regards,

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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1088 on: July 02, 2018, 09:20:21 PM


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1089 on: October 05, 2018, 06:52:08 PM
Right... FastyBill, Mattymatt and Synco pm me your addy if you'd like to receive your prize of a...

...Jaffa in a Jiffy!!!

 :2tu:

I couldn't find the option on the form to have Lynda deliver it personally - I'm presuming that's guaranteed then ?

Don't you worry, Lynda will be there!  :salute:

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Just Wow ! A photo signed by Lynda no less ! Oh and Fuzzy ...
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1090 on: October 05, 2018, 07:01:19 PM
Do you like the gold stars on the jiffy bag? I hand cut those...


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1091 on: October 05, 2018, 07:34:30 PM
You're hairier than I imagined.........


Wait for it...............


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1092 on: October 05, 2018, 08:20:53 PM
Not Linda... Lynda Mags... Lynda:dd:





... Lynnnnnddddaaaaaaa....

« Last Edit: October 05, 2018, 08:26:19 PM by Fuzzbucket »


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1093 on: October 05, 2018, 08:40:55 PM
Jaffa in a Jiffy...

IN WHAT UNIVERSE???   :dunno:


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1094 on: October 05, 2018, 09:33:42 PM


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1095 on: October 06, 2018, 12:32:37 AM
Jaffa in a Jiffy...

IN WHAT UNIVERSE???   :dunno:
Maybe Bill ate the Jaffa.  :D
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1096 on: October 06, 2018, 02:09:43 AM
I always thought Jiffy would be a good name for a car.
"I'll be there in a Jiffy"....


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1097 on: October 06, 2018, 08:23:48 AM
Doesn't sound like a chick magnet though...


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1098 on: October 06, 2018, 08:29:00 AM
I've decided I'm not opening the Jaffa in a Jiffy. What if Lynda put it in the parcel?  :dd: This way it will stay perfect for all time.

And just in case Fuzzy nibbled it before posting it I won't have to worry about quarantine, biohazard measures or treatment for associated infestations.

What's more I can now say I have Schrodingers Jaffa.

I want to believe

« Last Edit: October 06, 2018, 09:05:24 AM by Fast Bill »
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1099 on: October 06, 2018, 09:06:29 AM
And look at all the other goodies!
Nicely done Fuzzy  :like:


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1100 on: October 06, 2018, 11:22:28 AM
I've decided I'm not opening the Jaffa in a Jiffy. What if Lynda put it in the parcel?  :dd: This way it will stay perfect for all time.

And just in case Fuzzy nibbled it before posting it I won't have to worry about quarantine, biohazard measures or treatment for associated infestations.

What's more I can now say I have Schrodingers Jaffa.

I want to believe

Mmmm Mulder... Scully!


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1101 on: October 06, 2018, 11:23:17 AM
And look at all the other goodies!
Nicely done Fuzzy  :like:

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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1102 on: October 06, 2018, 08:20:54 PM
I've decided I'm not opening the Jaffa in a Jiffy. What if Lynda put it in the parcel?  :dd: This way it will stay perfect for all time.

And just in case Fuzzy nibbled it before posting it I won't have to worry about quarantine, biohazard measures or treatment for associated infestations.

What's more I can now say I have Schrodingers Jaffa.

I want to believe

Mmmm Mulder... Scully!

 :iagree:
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1103 on: October 07, 2018, 06:19:55 PM
I confess I had a serious crush on Gillian Anderson when the X-Files was first aired :dd:
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1104 on: October 07, 2018, 06:48:55 PM


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1105 on: October 07, 2018, 06:52:21 PM
I confess I had a serious crush on Gillian Anderson when the X-Files was first aired :dd:

I've got a serious crush on her now... She's mad as box of hammers though!  :ahhh




Like the glasses!
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1106 on: October 07, 2018, 07:17:28 PM
Oops...



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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1107 on: October 08, 2018, 10:17:26 PM
:ahhh
Woow, thanks Linda for all the goodies and kisses  :angel:

And Fuzzy too for the Royal Mail flat-pack style Jaffa cake, aaand the hand cut sparkly stars and all.
You've put quite some effort into it  :cheers:

I've put my Gerber Shard right into retirement in favour for the Kershaw PT-2
It's that much more usable  :like:

Ok, I've got to go now. I need to find some PEZ refills. They don't last long   :hatsoff:



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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1108 on: October 08, 2018, 10:23:36 PM
Fuzzy You know how to treat your gang right.    :salute:
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #1109 on: October 08, 2018, 10:35:56 PM
No way - you got an X-Wing!!!  :ahhh
« Last Edit: October 08, 2018, 11:02:56 PM by Fuzzbucket »


 

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