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Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm

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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #840 on: June 13, 2018, 03:04:36 PM


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #841 on: June 14, 2018, 02:17:49 AM
Oh how Ihave missed this thread :ahhh and daily updating with MT chucking :dd:

Can't wait to see what is in store :like:

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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #842 on: June 14, 2018, 10:43:05 AM
Erm... some slight technical issues...

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no issues when you have a Leatherman  :whistle:

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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #843 on: June 14, 2018, 10:47:34 AM
Erm... some slight technical issues...

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no issues when you have a Leatherman  :whistle:

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MacGyver would use a SAK.   >:(
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #844 on: June 14, 2018, 04:19:41 PM
Apologies for the lack of service, this is due to unforseen circumstances involving colossally inept and lazy technical/production staff (me) resulting in a very minor industrial dispute and walkout... However, normal service will resume shortly...


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #845 on: June 14, 2018, 07:03:34 PM


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #846 on: June 15, 2018, 12:09:29 AM
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #848 on: June 15, 2018, 12:13:19 AM
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #849 on: June 15, 2018, 03:25:36 AM


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #850 on: June 15, 2018, 06:41:05 AM
Apologies for the lack of service, this is due to unforseen circumstances involving colossally inept and lazy technical/production staff (me) resulting in a very minor industrial dispute and walkout... However, normal service will resume shortly...


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"normal"? huh?  I've gotta know what "normal" is here..... :shrug:
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #851 on: June 16, 2018, 01:55:00 PM
...coming up on all new Fuzzbucket - Down on the Farm, Fuzzy discovers a dark family secret...



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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #852 on: June 16, 2018, 02:17:22 PM
Fuzzy, I am your great-great grandfather!

Don’t ask me how.... I’m not supposed to know so much about my future.  :ahhh
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #853 on: June 16, 2018, 02:29:34 PM
Turns out Fuzzy's family has a long history of being anti-knife peeps who organised huge anti-knife marches.

A nephew of him even became mayor of a large city.


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #854 on: June 16, 2018, 03:01:08 PM
Turns out Fuzzy's family has a long history of being anti-knife peeps who organised huge anti-knife marches.

A nephew of him even became mayor of a large city.


You take that back!!!  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #855 on: June 16, 2018, 04:26:13 PM
...coming up on all new Fuzzbucket - Down on the Farm, Lynda foils an attempt on Fuzzy's life...




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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #856 on: June 16, 2018, 04:29:20 PM
...coming up on all new Fuzzbucket - Down on the Farm, Fuzzy discovers a dark family secret...

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Please tell me you didn't find out that you're not Scottish after all but English instead   :facepalm:


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #857 on: June 16, 2018, 05:00:30 PM
...coming up on all new Fuzzbucket - Down on the Farm, Fuzzy discovers a dark family secret...

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Please tell me you didn't find out that you're not Scottish after all but English instead   :facepalm:



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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #858 on: June 16, 2018, 05:46:25 PM
Cue music... (this Christmas abomination played continuously etc etc...)



Hello and welcome to this star-studded special edition of...

Fuzzbucket: Down on the Farm - Celebrity Christmas Special!!!

Not only that, but it's a Saturday too - bestest day of the week!


The return of Midden Watch with Lynda Carter

That's right, it's true - Midden Watch is Back and so's Lynda ... and it's bigger... better... Lynda-e-er!!!



After the untimely destruction of the famous celebrity endorsed midden many of you were left in a distressing state of distressfulness... some nose-dived like a pabloed kamikaze into a deep black bottomless ocean of depression... some even tried creating their own middens at home with predictable tragic consequences...



Anyway, enough about those poor saps, here's the new and improved...

Mega-Midden...



Some first rate dung there...



...and nicely stacked - great stuff!


Mildly Interesting



Remarkable - a lone perfectly preserved cow pat next to the ten mega-ton Mega-Midden!



But now what you've all been waiting for...

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN MONEY MONEY MONEY JAFFA CAKES JAFFA CAKES JAFFA CAKES….

Unfortunately we've misplaced the grid thingy used for Spot the Multitool which Fuzzbucket’s just randomly chucked into a Field game...

But not to worry, I've knocked up a fantastic all new random field based game... The... Who's that Minor Celebrity Hiding in Fuzzbucket's Field Mystery Guessing Game!?!


So let's play...


Who's that Minor Celebrity Hiding in Fuzzbucket's Field Mystery Guessing Game!?!

A minor celebrity from the 1970s or 80s is currently hiding in my field (possibly in a self deluded attempt to avoid capture and prosecution for historic sex crimes or tax evasion or perhaps not) - who could it be? Unfortunately, due to their over inflated sense of self, they've kinda got themselves in a bit of a pickle as they can only allow themselves to come forth and free themselves from said field if someone recognises and calls them by their correct celebrity name... thus restoring balance to the great circle of fame.



So who's in the field and how do I play? Remember the game play from What's my Line? It's just like that (because that's the quiz I've ripped off) ask any questions you like - there's no rules really - and I'll give you yes or no answers until somebody finally identifies the encumbered celebrity.... and goes through to the final round for a chance to win... (all together)... a Jaffa in a Jiffy!!!



More to follow...


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #859 on: June 16, 2018, 06:01:01 PM
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!  :o :like:
And that poor sap. :dwts:

First question, is the celebrity an American? In other words, were they born in the USA, and have always been a citizen of the USA?
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #860 on: June 16, 2018, 06:05:33 PM
Ah... very good question Pabs! They were not born in the USA, but they are very much associated with that celebrity culture!


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #861 on: June 16, 2018, 06:09:12 PM
Scottish or English ?


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #862 on: June 16, 2018, 06:11:43 PM
Scottish or English ?

He was not born in either of those great nations.


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #863 on: June 16, 2018, 06:12:37 PM
Great intro,  thanks Fuzzy.... exactly what we all need  :like:

As for the quiz...
It must be Sean Connery then  :think:
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #864 on: June 16, 2018, 06:13:17 PM
....ok, not then  :D


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #865 on: June 16, 2018, 06:15:00 PM
Great into,  thanks Fuzzy.... exactly what we all need  :like:

As for the quiz...
It must be Sean Connery then  :think:

Not Sean Connery... However, there is rather tenuous link to him!  :tu:


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #866 on: June 16, 2018, 06:17:34 PM
So it’s not Harrison Ford then.  :cry:

Is the celebrity a male?
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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #867 on: June 16, 2018, 06:17:48 PM
Was he acting as James Bond character?


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #868 on: June 16, 2018, 06:22:31 PM
Paul Hogan  :think:


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Re: Fuzzbucket – Down on the Farm
Reply #869 on: June 16, 2018, 06:22:37 PM
So it’s not Harrison Ford then.  :cry:

Is the celebrity a male?

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