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Re: House of Styx
Reply #90 on: December 10, 2017, 05:40:44 PM
tooth filling fell out. ibuprofen and booze do not mix
Bummer, I have 7:00AM EST dentist appointment on Monday, you want it?


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Re: House of Styx
Reply #91 on: December 10, 2017, 08:06:36 PM
tooth filling fell out. ibuprofen and booze do not mix

Hope you can get it fixed pretty quick buddy as I know the feeling of losing a filling :ahhh

Sorry for the bad pun but it just sorta came out as I was typing :facepalm: :D

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Re: House of Styx
Reply #92 on: December 10, 2017, 08:07:12 PM
tooth filling fell out. ibuprofen and booze do not mix
Bummer, I have 7:00AM EST dentist appointment on Monday, you want it?


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Re: House of Styx
Reply #93 on: December 10, 2017, 08:23:52 PM
tooth filling fell out. ibuprofen and booze do not mix

Hope you can get it fixed pretty quick buddy as I know the feeling of losing a filling :ahhh

Sorry for the bad pun but it just sorta came out as I was typing :facepalm: :D
is there such a thing as a bad pun?
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Re: House of Styx
Reply #94 on: December 10, 2017, 08:32:40 PM
Cool! I have no idea what you where saying, but the sound of your language is very fascinating. Thanks for the link.

It is a bit of an odd language

I spent Christmas 1991 in Bosnia, in a small farmer´s village, birthplace of my brother-in-law.

He was the only person there I could talk to even though I speak Dutch and English well, and German adequately, But many people there at the time spoke only their own language, and maybe  Russian if they had had an education. Furthermore, because of some small brain disorder I have troubles interpreting and responding to body language. More accurately,  I don´t even notice it.

Everybody was very nice and kind, food and drink were excellent and plentiful, but it was a difficult stay for me.

So time to repeat that :D
It does not sound odd. Not to make for of the French, but french sounds odd to me. Maybe taking 4 years of Latin (which I forgot most of it) has something to do with it. I am spit baling here , but the language sounds a bit Russian like. Or it sounds a bit Russian like to me. Either way, it was cool to hear you on the broadcast.
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Re: House of Styx
Reply #95 on: December 10, 2017, 10:28:42 PM
Slavic languages sound very similar to one another. If you listened to Russian, Ukrainian, Polish and Czech for instance you probably couldn't tell the difference, maybe just that they were dialects
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Re: House of Styx
Reply #96 on: December 11, 2017, 02:08:42 AM
It sounded pretty much Russian to me too except with a bit a Mediterranean flavour at times.  :think:


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Re: House of Styx
Reply #97 on: December 11, 2017, 10:29:17 AM
:rofl: Russian with Mediterranean flavour :rofl: 
I'm using that
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Re: House of Styx
Reply #98 on: December 11, 2017, 05:24:15 PM
:rofl: Russian with Mediterranean flavour :rofl: 
I'm using that

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Re: House of Styx
Reply #99 on: December 19, 2017, 04:12:43 PM
Well I can't believe that I had this conversation today but I guess this proves that jokes are based on real life.

So I'm in a mall to check something out and I'm heading towards the escalator. It isn't working and the girl in front of me is having a hissy fit. Looking around for someone who looks like they work there to give them a piece of her blonde mind. Since she was moving frantically like the Tasmanian devil, I couldn't get around her so I asked what the problem is. She started ranting about how now she can't get to the 1st floor because the escalator is busted. So I tell her where the other escalator is, where the elevators are and then I made the mistake of pointing out that non running escalators are stairs. Apparently that mind blowing calculation was above her comprehension because the response was "What?! How?!".
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Re: House of Styx
Reply #100 on: December 20, 2017, 01:49:57 AM
That is wrong on so many levels....  ::)


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Re: House of Styx
Reply #101 on: December 20, 2017, 02:31:48 AM
 Ah... Wait a minute, Doc Styx.... Are you telling me that non-moving escalators are stairs?! :ahhh
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Re: House of Styx
Reply #102 on: December 20, 2017, 11:07:44 AM
Ah... Wait a minute, Doc Styx.... Are you telling me that non-moving escalators are stairs?! :ahhh
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Re: House of Styx
Reply #103 on: December 20, 2017, 11:23:24 AM
Jet packs are on the first floor.


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Re: House of Styx
Reply #104 on: December 20, 2017, 12:00:43 PM
But the escalator isn't working!  :ahhh
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Re: House of Styx
Reply #105 on: December 20, 2017, 12:34:33 PM
 :rofl:

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Re: House of Styx
Reply #106 on: December 20, 2017, 01:36:46 PM
well damn, how is one supposed to get 'em
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Re: House of Styx
Reply #107 on: December 24, 2017, 11:37:28 AM
as of Tuesday I'm down to 95kg (209.4lbs) meaning I have 1 more to go. Probably won't step on a scale 'till mid January, but considering everything I'll be starting a version of the German volume training program in February and running that till April (actually it is 8 weeks long). since I already want to puke after just reading it, if I don't make it my dear friends and brothers in Multitooldom I have but one request - tell my exes they got fat
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Re: House of Styx
Reply #108 on: December 24, 2017, 12:20:59 PM
We'd need to know how many exes.  :whistle:

Good luck!  :salute:
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Re: House of Styx
Reply #109 on: December 24, 2017, 12:35:49 PM
We'd need to know how many exes.  :whistle:

Good luck!  :salute:

Knowing their number wouldn´t help us. We need a list.


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Re: House of Styx
Reply #110 on: December 24, 2017, 02:46:19 PM
We'd need to know how many exes.  :whistle:

Good luck!  :salute:

Knowing their number wouldn´t help us. We need a list.

Not a huge problem. Just tell 'em I'm dead and see how many show up for the funeral. Actually a morbid thought - a way to ensure a big funeral is to piss off enough people that they'll drop everything just to check if it is true
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Re: House of Styx
Reply #111 on: December 24, 2017, 02:48:34 PM
We'd need to know how many exes.  :whistle:

Good luck!  :salute:

Knowing their number wouldn´t help us. We need a list.

Not a huge problem. Just tell 'em I'm dead and see how many show up for the funeral. Actually a morbid thought - a way to ensure a big funeral is to piss off enough people that they'll drop everything just to check if it is true
How many people went to Emperor Palpatine's funeral?  :whistle:
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Re: House of Styx
Reply #112 on: December 24, 2017, 05:41:41 PM
We'd need to know how many exes.  :whistle:

Good luck!  :salute:

Knowing their number wouldn´t help us. We need a list.

Not a huge problem. Just tell 'em I'm dead and see how many show up for the funeral. Actually a morbid thought - a way to ensure a big funeral is to piss off enough people that they'll drop everything just to check if it is true
How many people went to Emperor Palpatine's funeral?  :whistle:

a huge part of the galaxy celebrated. and don't forget that Sheev wasn't much of a ladies man
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Re: House of Styx
Reply #113 on: December 25, 2017, 08:43:46 PM
Is it true though, that Styx and stones, may break your bones?   :pok:

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Re: House of Styx
Reply #114 on: December 25, 2017, 08:52:10 PM
Groans
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Re: House of Styx
Reply #115 on: December 25, 2017, 09:02:11 PM
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Re: House of Styx
Reply #116 on: December 25, 2017, 11:03:02 PM
Is it true though, that Styx and stones, may break your bones?   :pok:

 :P

only if ticked off enough
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Re: House of Styx
Reply #117 on: December 26, 2017, 08:23:50 PM
Is it true though, that Styx and stones, may break your bones?   :pok:

 :P

only if ticked off enough

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Re: House of Styx
Reply #118 on: December 26, 2017, 09:17:22 PM
Q: What's brown and sticky?
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A stick.  ::)


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Re: House of Styx
Reply #119 on: December 26, 2017, 09:18:42 PM
Is it true though, that Styx and stones, may break your bones?   :pok:

 :P

only if ticked off enough

 :D

 :cheers:

I'd ask you the same but we already know you've got that skrama for a reason
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