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The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)

us Offline Lynn LeFey

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Oh GOD... 420 stainless steel.  :rofl:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074PR61MB/ref=sspa_dk_detail_1?psc=1&pd_rd_i=B074PR61MB&pd_rd_wg=H58LL&pd_rd_r=6530AKZYR34AEKPS0NS7&pd_rd_w=Jo4DG

Well, with the spreading legalization of pot in the U.S., maybe there's a legitimate market. And I'll admit, 'poker' is a better tool than half the crap I see as backside tools on SAK knockoffs.

« Last Edit: December 22, 2017, 05:13:08 AM by Lynn LeFey »


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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #1 on: December 22, 2017, 05:13:13 AM
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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #2 on: December 22, 2017, 05:46:29 AM
That roach clip works backwards. When you press it, it opens :think:

On what do you need that?


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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #3 on: December 22, 2017, 05:54:55 AM
Yes, press to open it. It works like an alligator clip.



You use it (only in states/countries where it's legal, obviously :D) to hold the small burning remains of a joint, which is called a 'roach'.


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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #4 on: December 22, 2017, 07:07:33 AM
Was about to ask what a roach clip is... now I know from above explanations... :lol:


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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #5 on: December 22, 2017, 08:10:01 AM
You guys realize that this crown Jewel that answers the question if SAKs are MTs... No, they are not, but they may have an MT implemented :think: :rofl:
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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #6 on: December 22, 2017, 08:11:13 AM
I have to admit, I rather see a guy who is high on weed with a knife than a drunkard... but this thing looks so blunt :facepalm:
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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #7 on: December 22, 2017, 08:16:13 AM
They could have gone the swissflame route and included a lighter.  :cheers:


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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #8 on: December 22, 2017, 09:50:00 AM
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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #9 on: December 22, 2017, 09:55:34 AM
That 'pipe tamper' would be rather useless in a real pipe. Are the pipes used for this stuff very different?
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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #10 on: December 22, 2017, 11:51:08 AM
You guys realize that this crown Jewel that answers the question if SAKs are MTs... No, they are not, but they may have an MT implemented :think: :rofl:

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Reply #11 on: December 22, 2017, 12:48:46 PM
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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #12 on: December 22, 2017, 02:34:50 PM
That 'pipe tamper' would be rather useless in a real pipe. Are the pipes used for this stuff very different?

Very much so, the type of pipe usually used is more like a simplified Hookah.  Do a Google search for "Bong" and you'll see what they are.  There's an old saying about how cannabis users will become engineers and turn anything into a bong when they run out of rolling papers.

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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #13 on: December 22, 2017, 02:43:44 PM
maybe Bob Marley had a LE of this one, it'd be priceless as a collection item.   :ahhh
And no problem with it rusting away in the humid Jamaican climate with that 420 steel  :rofl:
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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #14 on: December 22, 2017, 04:52:21 PM
I have to admit, I rather see a guy who is high on weed with a knife than a drunkard... but this thing looks so blunt :facepalm:

A little bit of double entendre there?  :rofl:
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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #15 on: December 22, 2017, 06:26:55 PM
That 'pipe tamper' would be rather useless in a real pipe. Are the pipes used for this stuff very different?

Very much so, the type of pipe usually used is more like a simplified Hookah.  Do a Google search for "Bong" and you'll see what they are.  There's an old saying about how cannabis users will become engineers and turn anything into a bong when they run out of rolling papers.

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Partially true. For the stationary smokers, bongs are a big... 'hit'. :D

For mobility, you might see something like this.


Simple wooden pipe. The 'poker' on the JAK would be used to clean collected resin out of the stem. The bowl of the pipe would often have a piece of brass screen at the bottom, because sucking a burning ember down your throat harshes your mellow, man.

As for the flathead screwdriver as a 'pipe tamper', it could work. MJ is much more fibrous and course than tobacco.

Hypothetically... I mean...


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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #16 on: December 23, 2017, 05:26:34 AM
I have to admit, I rather see a guy who is high on weed with a knife than a drunkard... but this thing looks so blunt :facepalm:

A little bit of double entendre there?  :rofl:

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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #17 on: December 23, 2017, 05:28:30 AM
These guys needed one of these knives back in the day :D



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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #18 on: December 29, 2017, 11:21:48 PM
 :D

I got one of those for a friend of mine last year.  He is very passionate about weed.  He totally loved it.  Said that he mostly uses it for the knife and the roach clip. 


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Reply #19 on: December 29, 2017, 11:25:34 PM
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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #20 on: December 30, 2017, 03:09:51 AM
Lynn, could you find one for $5?  :whistle:
You know, for science.  :D


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Reply #21 on: December 30, 2017, 04:52:24 PM
I actually think this a good idea :tu: a lot of implements off of firearm-specific tools would be useful - the scraper and punches specifically. Sadly, they need to upgrade their materials, though

Oh, and how about hemp scales?  :rofl:
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Reply #22 on: December 30, 2017, 06:07:52 PM
Lynn, could you find one for $5?  :whistle:
You know, for science.  :D

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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #23 on: January 02, 2018, 01:39:40 AM
It'll be legal to carry here in Canada this year, I assume it will be left handed :whistle:


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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #24 on: January 02, 2018, 01:45:22 AM
Has anyone gotten the joke about the grade of the steel?


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Reply #25 on: January 02, 2018, 01:46:45 AM
Oh GOD... 420 stainless steel.  :rofl:

Yes, in my initial post. Killed me.  :rofl:


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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #26 on: January 02, 2018, 11:27:56 AM
I don't get it.  :facepalm:
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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #27 on: January 02, 2018, 02:24:31 PM
I don't get it.  :facepalm:

420 is a number associated with the use of cannabis.  It supposedly stemmed from enthusiasts who would meet after school/work in a certain location at 4:20 to get high.

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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #28 on: January 02, 2018, 05:06:09 PM
I don't get it.  :facepalm:

420 is a number associated with the use of cannabis.  It supposedly stemmed from enthusiasts who would meet after school/work in a certain location at 4:20 to get high.

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Re: The Jamaican Army Knife, JAK (I can't even make this stuff up)
Reply #29 on: January 02, 2018, 05:07:40 PM
I don't get it.  :facepalm:

420 is a number associated with the use of cannabis.  It supposedly stemmed from enthusiasts who would meet after school/work in a certain location at 4:20 to get high.

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It was supposed to be the police code for cannabis use. That is the other story I heard.

I've heard that one too!
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