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Soup improvement idea 3139

Admin Team Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,987 mmmmm SAKrelicious
Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #30 on: January 05, 2018, 12:31:47 PM »

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Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2018, 12:36:05 PM »
I'm on the bus... well I'm on a bus... probably should have checked where Pooper lives first really...

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Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #32 on: January 05, 2018, 12:37:46 PM »
I'm on the bus... well I'm on a bus... probably should have checked where Pooper lives first really...
Ireland - just ask the driver for Chez Pooper, Ireland. But hurry, I can hear his tummy rumbling from here.

'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf

'Derail a thread and we'll come at you like a block of cheese'. Captain Mags and Sergeant Fuzzbucket of the Anti Derai.... mmmmmmm cheese
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Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #33 on: January 05, 2018, 12:49:39 PM »

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Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #34 on: January 05, 2018, 01:19:18 PM »

Buy now or regret later
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Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #35 on: January 05, 2018, 02:18:39 PM »
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That's not Ireland.
Took a left when you should have taken the right.  :facepalm:

Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!
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Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #36 on: January 05, 2018, 02:31:49 PM »

'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf

'Derail a thread and we'll come at you like a block of cheese'. Captain Mags and Sergeant Fuzzbucket of the Anti Derai.... mmmmmmm cheese
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Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #37 on: January 05, 2018, 02:55:13 PM »
Well... I must say, even though I'm a Jock, Ireland truly is a beautiful country... a bit toasty though, but that might just be me as I haven't got round to taking my parker off yet...


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Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #38 on: January 05, 2018, 02:59:25 PM »

'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf

'Derail a thread and we'll come at you like a block of cheese'. Captain Mags and Sergeant Fuzzbucket of the Anti Derai.... mmmmmmm cheese
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Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #39 on: January 05, 2018, 02:59:34 PM »
Well... I must say, even though I'm a Jock, Ireland truly is a beautiful country... a bit toasty though, but that might just be me as I haven't got round to taking my parker off yet...

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Remember kids, always use the zebra crossing if one is available!

Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!
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Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #40 on: January 05, 2018, 07:01:53 PM »
Deer Mags,

I am hury writing you this mesage deer friend i travel on wrong number 32 bus to Nigeria and i got my shelf stranded l am really stranded please help in Nigeria because I forgot my little bag in bus were my money passport document and other valebals things were kept on my way to Hotel am staying i am facing hard time here because i have no moneys I am now ownings hotel bill of £195000 and they wanted me pay bill soon or else they will have to beat me very bad and hand me over to policemen who will beat me very bad also policemen look at me funny way and  coment on my fantasticaly tight jeens I need this help from you deer friend urgently to help me back home I need you deer friend  to help me with the hotel bill and i will also need £105000 to feed and help myself back home so please can you help me deer friend with a sum of £300000 to sort out problems here am sending you this from the Hotel i am staying and I only have 30 minutes I will appreciat your help deer friend to send me I promise to pay back youre moneys deer friend as soon as i return get home deer friend so please let me know on time so that i can forward you the details you need to transfer the money through Money Gram or Western Union.

Please you have to contact the Hotel manager on the hotel Email Address to explain how you can help me. fuzz_bucket68965329@yahoo.com

Also deer friend I am a prince...

Yours sincerely,
Fuzzybuckets

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Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #41 on: January 05, 2018, 07:34:04 PM »
Dear Your Royal Majesty,

Say no more! I have wired £300,000 to fuzz_bucket68965329@yahoo.com plus another £1.50 so you can treat yourself to some tasty nutritious soup.

Unfortunately this means all the money we have raised for our Souperb Soup company has been spent. Sadly I will have to spend another night down at the docks plying my wares to raise some money to feed me and my family of homeless orphaned dogs. Never mind eh? Easy come easy go. I am just glad that the money is going to help my dear Royal friend and Besty.

'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf

'Derail a thread and we'll come at you like a block of cheese'. Captain Mags and Sergeant Fuzzbucket of the Anti Derai.... mmmmmmm cheese
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Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #42 on: January 05, 2018, 08:59:21 PM »
Not to worry Mags, funnily enough I've come in to a bit of spare cash - £300001.50 to be exact. It seems the Nigerians are not awfully fond of public demonstrations on producing plentiful amounts of personal essence, so they deported me free of charge. In hindsight it may have been pushing it a tad when I started demonstrating on random members of the public, I think that's when the all the fighting started... Anyway, Mags - we're back in business!!!

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Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #43 on: January 05, 2018, 09:52:30 PM »
Oh Huzzah! Huzzah!

'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf

'Derail a thread and we'll come at you like a block of cheese'. Captain Mags and Sergeant Fuzzbucket of the Anti Derai.... mmmmmmm cheese
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Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2018, 07:25:06 PM »
Mags, is it time to get going with our marketing campaign yet?

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« Last Edit: January 08, 2018, 07:27:31 PM by Fuzzbucket »

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Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #45 on: January 08, 2018, 08:05:42 PM »
......Let someone else handle the marketing.  :facepalm:

Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!
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Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #46 on: January 09, 2018, 05:06:46 AM »
The cream of the cream seems a lot like the best of the best. Now if you start with the best, and then just take the best of the best, you might not end up with much? So I question the quality of this soup. I suspect it will be a watered out soup? Or very expensive?

I expect the Kickstarter campaign to begin any moment now.

"If only simple wasn't so hard" - me
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Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #47 on: January 10, 2018, 02:56:47 PM »
Mags, is it time to get going with our marketing campaign yet?

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 :rofl:

LCHF diet.......bring it on!
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Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #48 on: January 10, 2018, 03:56:35 PM »
Not bad... but I can improve that!

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You should take this idea to a whole new level.

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Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #49 on: January 10, 2018, 05:06:36 PM »
Not bad... but I can improve that!

 8) 8)

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You should take this idea to a whole new level.

 :pok: :pok:

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 :tu: :tu:

Sorry pfrsantosy, but the CEO of Souper Soups Inc. is way ahead of you - see post 30 up the top there...

Anyway, don't you worry - there's a little bit of me in every can of Souper Soups Cream of Cream range... and that's a guarantee!!!

« Last Edit: January 10, 2018, 05:09:32 PM by Fuzzbucket »

Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,639 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #50 on: January 10, 2018, 07:00:43 PM »
Not bad... but I can improve that!

 8) 8)

Show content
You should take this idea to a whole new level.

 :pok: :pok:

Show content


 :tu: :tu:

Sorry pfrsantosy, but the CEO of Souper Soups Inc. is way ahead of you - see post 30 up the top there...

Anyway, don't you worry - there's a little bit of me in every can of Souper Soups Cream of Cream range... and that's a guarantee!!!

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Wait, what?!...


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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,639 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #51 on: January 10, 2018, 07:02:00 PM »
The instructions are not too clear. We need to stir this for how long, before it's ready?...


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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,639 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #52 on: January 10, 2018, 07:03:53 PM »
Not bad... but I can improve that!

 8) 8)

Show content
You should take this idea to a whole new level.

 :pok: :pok:

Show content


 :tu: :tu:

Sorry pfrsantosy, but the CEO of Souper Soups Inc. is way ahead of you - see post 30 up the top there...

Anyway, don't you worry - there's a little bit of me in every can of Souper Soups Cream of Cream range... and that's a guarantee!!!

(Image removed from quote.)

Look again...
 :pok: :pok:

You left out one cream...
 :whistle:

________________________________
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

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Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #53 on: January 11, 2018, 04:56:39 PM »
Meet the new marketing team.........
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'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf

'Derail a thread and we'll come at you like a block of cheese'. Captain Mags and Sergeant Fuzzbucket of the Anti Derai.... mmmmmmm cheese
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,639 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #54 on: January 11, 2018, 05:15:13 PM »
Meet the new marketing team.........
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mags, please...

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A meme war?! With moi?!

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You know it's a lost cause, right?...

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Meet my marketing team:



 8) 8)

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

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Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #55 on: January 11, 2018, 05:28:45 PM »
Excellent, I've assembled the focus group...

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Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #56 on: January 11, 2018, 05:32:19 PM »
Excellent, I've assembled the focus group...

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Fuzzy, you Dummkopf!

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Das ist nicht nein, das ist five! Niemand hat nein fingers in one hand!

 :facepalm:

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

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Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #57 on: January 11, 2018, 05:48:49 PM »
... I was counting the four fingers on the other fella's hand too...

Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,639 Oxygen and magnesium toghether?! OMg!
Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #58 on: January 11, 2018, 05:55:17 PM »
... I was counting the four fingers on the other fella's hand too...

Zose four fingers are funf! See ze little pointy vom ze thumb?...

 :pok: :pok:

Zat makes das ZEN, nicht nein...


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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT

Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 6,948
Re: Soup improvement idea
« Reply #59 on: January 11, 2018, 06:06:47 PM »
He(?) wasn't part of the focus group... was just their pal.


 

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