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Giant Scissors (missing)

gb Offline Sparky415

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Giant Scissors (missing)
on: February 18, 2018, 11:48:12 PM
Some of our scissors are missing   :ahhh
Check in your sheds lads  :pok:

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ie Offline Don Pablo

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Re: Giant Scissors (missing)
Reply #1 on: February 19, 2018, 12:49:52 AM
I don’t think that it’s in my wardrobe at least. :think:
As for the sheds though, anything could be in them.  :ahhh
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Re: Giant Scissors (missing)
Reply #2 on: February 19, 2018, 07:32:49 AM
They probably. Rusted away in some shed....  Who has a lot of rusty tools?
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Re: Giant Scissors (missing)
Reply #3 on: February 19, 2018, 08:15:43 AM
Check the hairdresser's!


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Re: Giant Scissors (missing)
Reply #4 on: February 19, 2018, 11:38:22 AM
Been handed in during a police amnesty.  :P :P
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Re: Giant Scissors (missing)
Reply #5 on: February 19, 2018, 09:21:07 PM
They probably. Rusted away in some shed....  Who has a lot of rusty tools?

 :whistle:

 :D

Been handed in during a police amnesty.  :P :P

That is really not funny  :twak:

Might sadly be the truth  :(  :(  :(
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ie Offline Don Pablo

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Re: Giant Scissors (missing)
Reply #6 on: February 19, 2018, 09:40:10 PM
Been handed in during a police amnesty.  :P :P
A bit of history lost in retaliation for silly knife laws?  :whistle:
I know how much Brits love their bits ‘o history.  >:D
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Re: Giant Scissors (missing)
Reply #7 on: February 19, 2018, 09:45:31 PM

 :pok: Don't encourage him PB
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Re: Giant Scissors (missing)
Reply #8 on: February 20, 2018, 01:48:59 AM
They probably. Rusted away in some shed....  Who has a lot of rusty tools?

 :whistle:

 :D



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Re: Giant Scissors (missing)
Reply #9 on: February 20, 2018, 01:53:38 AM
My guess is that some super-villain stole them to use to cut the rope holding the hero and some helpless damsel over a pit of (please select one: lava, toxic chemicals, piranha, vipers, alligators, crocodiles, sharks, spikes)


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