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Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)

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us Offline Nix

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Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
on: March 17, 2018, 09:07:57 PM
This is a Triple Secret Give-Away (GAW) contest. And, truth be told, it isn’t fair. Not entirely unfair, but just how unfair it is….is a  SECRET.

The GAW does have rules. They are written down here (in invisible ink):

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Here is the prize:

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well, it’s actually what inside this box:



(The MTo sticker will be included in the box, but is not the only item in the box.)



Here’s the unfair bit: all eligible MTo members have already been entered into the contest. That’s, right. You are either already in or you can’t get in, except by Secret Committee. Contestants have already been selected—actually they selected themselves.

But there’s a  SECRET:

Those who have been entered, may not qualify for the final drawing. Yes, another annoying bit of secrecy: contestants must both be entered and qualify. 

So if you think you might be entered, how do you qualify? Here’s how…..
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And there’s another  SECRET:
Those who have entered and qualify can improve their odds of winning. But, yes, you’ve guessed it, that’s a……
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So…..
  • It’s a GAW contest.
  • You may have or may not have entered.
  • You may or may not qualify.
  • The prize is unknown (although, it is in the box in the above photo and includes that great MTo sticker.)
  • You can improve your odds of winning, but how to do that is a  SECRET.
  • And you don’t know exactly when the contest will end, but here’s a hint:
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    I’ll use random.org to select a winner from the list of qualified entrants when I hit π*10^3 posts. (Somebody please remind me.)

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Yeah, fair question.

It would have seemed weird to announce a SECRET contest winner out of nowhere. Right?


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #1 on: March 17, 2018, 09:11:19 PM
That sounds secretly interesting

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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #2 on: March 17, 2018, 09:13:48 PM
 :rofl:


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #3 on: March 17, 2018, 09:14:17 PM
Are we rounding up or down for the reminder post notice?


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #4 on: March 17, 2018, 09:16:52 PM
Are we rounding up or down for the reminder post notice?

Fair question, Agent 0010. 3142.


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #5 on: March 17, 2018, 09:20:20 PM


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #6 on: March 17, 2018, 09:20:43 PM
so we may or may not figure out when to remind you
Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #7 on: March 17, 2018, 09:24:36 PM
So there may or may not be a list that needs to be fixed by pfsantos   :)


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #8 on: March 17, 2018, 09:27:01 PM
so we may or may not figure out when to remind you



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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #9 on: March 17, 2018, 09:28:02 PM
So there may or may not be a list that needs to be fixed by pfsantos   :)

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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #10 on: March 17, 2018, 09:33:23 PM
Schroedinger's giveaway! :o

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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #11 on: March 17, 2018, 09:33:45 PM


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #12 on: March 17, 2018, 10:56:11 PM
Schroedinger's giveaway! :o

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I wouldn't mind a kitten. Was playing with some yesterday in a pet shop.


us Offline Nix

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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #13 on: March 17, 2018, 11:10:38 PM
Just today, I asked Mrs Nix if she wanted to get a kitten. "No".

I should add.......



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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #14 on: March 17, 2018, 11:22:19 PM


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #15 on: March 17, 2018, 11:23:20 PM
Is the member who printed the sticker entered or disqualified?

If they are entered I may be able to identify them  :pok:. If not then I have no idea  :D


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #16 on: March 17, 2018, 11:46:29 PM


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #17 on: March 18, 2018, 12:04:17 AM
Just today, I asked Mrs Nix if she wanted to get a kitten. "No".

I should add.......

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What about cats?  :ahhh :cry:
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #18 on: March 18, 2018, 12:23:40 AM


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #19 on: March 18, 2018, 12:24:10 AM
This sounds like a very big secret  :tu: :like: :like:
fail to prepare prepare to fail


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #20 on: March 18, 2018, 12:24:35 AM
Nix, does it involve receiving bribes... or pusscats?



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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #21 on: March 18, 2018, 12:37:16 AM
 :rofl:

The Secret Committee has sworn to refuse all bribes, even of the feline sort.  :twak:


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #22 on: March 18, 2018, 12:47:44 AM


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #23 on: March 18, 2018, 12:48:51 AM


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #24 on: March 18, 2018, 12:52:34 AM
 :rofl:


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #25 on: March 18, 2018, 12:54:39 AM
Have kittens will deliver





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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #26 on: March 18, 2018, 12:57:01 AM

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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #27 on: March 18, 2018, 01:26:26 AM


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #28 on: March 18, 2018, 01:37:38 AM
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #29 on: March 18, 2018, 02:46:58 AM


 

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