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Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)

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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #150 on: March 19, 2018, 01:01:26 PM


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #151 on: March 19, 2018, 01:30:37 PM
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #152 on: March 19, 2018, 02:03:56 PM
So there may or may not be a list that needs to be fixed by pfsantos   :)

Who's this pfsantos you're talking about?!

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Seriously, he's he who?

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I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #153 on: March 19, 2018, 02:07:40 PM
My Fellow MTo members and Swiss Army Knights,

I am quite embarrassed this morning to report that the Offices of the Secret Committee were located and infiltrated by a Cat-Burglar.  :facepalm:

A memo revealing SECRET internal discussions was taken and it's contents transmitted before said agent could be "neutered". To avoid any one entrant from gaining an unfair advantage in this secret contest, I have authorized the general release of the transmitted photo of the pilfered memo.

Attachment:
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The committee has taken steps to tighten up security measures and employed a fierce guard dog to prevent further security compromises:

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General Release!

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #154 on: March 19, 2018, 02:09:32 PM


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #155 on: March 19, 2018, 02:15:06 PM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #156 on: March 19, 2018, 02:15:25 PM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #157 on: March 19, 2018, 02:31:46 PM
New page (disguised) banana dance:

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I've never been good at keeping secrets...

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So…..

  • It’s a GAW contest.
  • The start time was never published; it's a  SECRET
  • You may have or may not have entered.
  • You may or may not qualify for the final drawing, even if you have been entered.
  • The prize is known only to the secret committee, if they even exist; although, it includes a great MTo sticker.
  • You can improve your odds of winning, but how to do that is a  SECRET. So there's no need to go worrying.
  • And you don’t know exactly when the contest will end, but I’ll use random.org to select a winner from the list of qualified entrants when I hit π*10^3 posts (3142 for the whole-number obsessed).


Seems easy as Pi, right?

What's the problem TP? It's all very straightforward. Here, let Donald Rumsfield explain it for you...



oh, I get it now!  :ahhh



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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #158 on: March 19, 2018, 03:29:17 PM
So, from what I understand, it's like this:
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Just to clear things up, the "gentleman" in the gif is current Finnish Foreign Minister... Which is fine, I guess, he's had some quite foreign ideas in the past ::)
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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #159 on: March 19, 2018, 04:05:13 PM
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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #160 on: March 19, 2018, 04:07:23 PM
you're a riddle wrapped in a mystery with a side of an enigma
Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #161 on: March 19, 2018, 04:14:22 PM



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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #162 on: March 19, 2018, 04:19:35 PM



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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #163 on: March 19, 2018, 04:29:41 PM
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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #164 on: March 19, 2018, 04:32:36 PM
[--- arms length ---] (-.-) 

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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #165 on: March 19, 2018, 04:39:15 PM
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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #166 on: March 19, 2018, 04:53:07 PM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #167 on: March 19, 2018, 04:54:44 PM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #168 on: March 19, 2018, 04:56:14 PM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #169 on: March 19, 2018, 04:56:31 PM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #170 on: March 19, 2018, 04:59:38 PM
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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #171 on: March 19, 2018, 05:01:51 PM


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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #172 on: March 19, 2018, 05:02:55 PM
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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #173 on: March 19, 2018, 05:04:20 PM
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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #174 on: March 19, 2018, 05:06:15 PM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #175 on: March 19, 2018, 05:06:37 PM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #176 on: March 19, 2018, 05:07:24 PM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #177 on: March 19, 2018, 05:07:39 PM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #178 on: March 19, 2018, 05:10:47 PM
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Re: Triple SECRET GAW (MTo Eyes Only)
Reply #179 on: March 19, 2018, 05:11:51 PM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



 

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