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Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs

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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #600 on: June 23, 2018, 09:27:38 PM
As the founder of the MASAS I have been scouring the art galleries of the world seeking the perfect artist to render the club badge.  I was going to settle on my neighbour Darren Mattingly for the incredible artwork he provided on the tattoo he did for me of Fuzzy Mercury on my inner thigh.

But after seeing what Fuzzy has come up with for the MAS I'm excited to offer him the commission to design. Although the U Boat is cash poor we are rich in love and salty porridge and so I hope we can come to some satisfactory arrangment to pay you for your work. For example Pabs could make your midden really fancy and wash your car for several years........


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INSULTED in all my bloody life! You think you can just buy me and my art by flashing about a fiver! You think I would... PROSTITUTE myself, give up my principles... lower myself to decorate - smurfing prettify you boat!!! The smurfing liberty! smurfing cheek!... smurfing arrogance!!! Like a common whore!!! smurf! smurfing!!! smurfer!!! smurf!!!


... yeah, alright then. I'll do it for ten bob and an avoirdupois of salty porridge.  :salute:
« Last Edit: June 23, 2018, 11:36:51 PM by Fuzzbucket »


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #601 on: June 23, 2018, 09:33:46 PM
Artists ?  Huh. I tell you ... it's not the Rokeby Venus is it Fuzz?

I mean .... no offence but proper artists live in garrets, are mostly hungry scroungers, and have girlfriends who die of consumption. You've got Jaffa cakes and Lynda and the U-Boast ....

Typical. Shall I phone Tate Modern or will you?
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #602 on: June 23, 2018, 09:41:45 PM
OK Fuzzy. Maybe I shouldn't have gone in with a low ball offer to such a maestro as yourself. 

Let's say, Pabs gives your midden a makeover, I can organise a 20% discount at Darren Mattingly's dad's kebab shop  'Kebabs Kebabs Kebabs Kebabs.  Kebabs & chicken hut' and Noreen Wheeler promises to go on three dates with you with the guarantee of a look at her pants on the  second date. 

Do we have a deal?
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #603 on: June 23, 2018, 09:42:51 PM
Artists ?  Huh. I tell you ... it's not the Rokeby Venus is it Fuzz?

I mean .... no offence but proper artists live in garrets, are mostly hungry scroungers, and have girlfriends who die of consumption. You've got Jaffa cakes and Lynda and the U-Boast ....

Typical. Shall I phone Tate Modern or will you?
Take that back William!  :twak:
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #604 on: June 23, 2018, 09:49:17 PM
Artists ?  Huh. I tell you ... it's not the Rokeby Venus is it Fuzz?

I mean .... no offence but proper artists live in garrets, are mostly hungry scroungers, and have girlfriends who die of consumption. You've got Jaffa cakes and Lynda and the U-Boast ....

Typical. Shall I phone Tate Modern or will you?
Take that back William!  :twak:

Is this the future of Art Criticism? Mind you any proper artist worth his salt would do his parts so maybe I'm wrong ... alright .... I'm sorry Fuzzy it's very nice
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #605 on: June 23, 2018, 09:53:25 PM


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #606 on: June 23, 2018, 11:18:09 PM
OK Fuzzy. Maybe I shouldn't have gone in with a low ball offer to such a maestro as yourself. 

Let's say, Pabs gives your midden a makeover, I can organise a 20% discount at Darren Mattingly's dad's kebab shop  'Kebabs Kebabs Kebabs Kebabs.  Kebabs & chicken hut' and Noreen Wheeler promises to go on three dates with you with the guarantee of a look at her pants on the  second date. 

Do we have a deal?

Yep, it's a deal! You had me at Keba...!!!

Eer, I've a gone and done a Banksy on your boat... Good eh?

« Last Edit: June 23, 2018, 11:35:08 PM by Fuzzbucket »


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #607 on: June 23, 2018, 11:42:29 PM
Marvelous!


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #608 on: June 24, 2018, 12:04:25 AM
Brilliant!


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #609 on: June 24, 2018, 12:05:57 AM
Truly epic
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #610 on: June 24, 2018, 12:06:58 AM
I love it! You are the best artist in the whole wide world and in all of history Fuzzy.  I truly believe there is no end to your talents.  Norren Wheeler doesn't know how lucky she is.
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #611 on: June 24, 2018, 12:32:56 AM
You betch ya, it takes real skills to spraypaint underwater!


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #612 on: June 24, 2018, 07:58:22 AM
You betch ya, it takes real skills to spraypaint underwater!

"In choosing this location on the hull the artist has captured the essential tension between light and dark inherent in Mags. Often in shade but seeking to be prominent and seen..."

 :rofl:

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« Last Edit: June 24, 2018, 08:01:02 AM by Fast Bill »
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #613 on: June 24, 2018, 10:28:50 AM
You betch ya, it takes real skills to spraypaint underwater!

"In choosing this location on the hull the artist has captured the essential tension between light and dark inherent in Mags. Often in shade but seeking to be prominent and seen..."

 :rofl:

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Mmm yes William. One is reminded of Valouv's 'Shadow Sun ' period; Fuzzy has couragously confronted the dicotomy of societies attitude towards the darker nature of our workaday selves in an intriguing and dare I say, playful manner. 

The nakedness of the subject suggests an innocence and naivety neatly juxtaposed with the raw danger and power of the sword.  The fire breathing unicorn is an amusing 'boire de ballant' on the changing perceptions on the public's relationship with the image of the once feared 'Wolfpack' U Boat threat.

Plus the colours are nice and the horsey is nice too and I like the fire.

Bravo Fuzzy Bravo!
« Last Edit: June 24, 2018, 10:30:00 AM by magentus »
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #614 on: June 24, 2018, 11:18:54 AM
Fuzzy, you've painted the wrong boat  :facepalm:
That is a normal boat...



Mags tricked you with one of his decoys  :rofl:
Smart move Mags  :salute:


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #615 on: June 24, 2018, 11:22:03 AM
Artists ?  Huh. I tell you ... it's not the Rokeby Venus is it Fuzz?

I mean .... no offence but proper artists live in garrets, are mostly hungry scroungers, and have girlfriends who die of consumption. You've got Jaffa cakes and Lynda and the U-Boast ....

Typical. Shall I phone Tate Modern or will you?

Ah... don't bother Bill, me and Nicky S aren't on the best of terms these days... on account of him being a colossal smurf.


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #616 on: June 24, 2018, 11:23:13 AM
Fuzzy, you've painted the wrong boat  :facepalm:
That is a normal boat...

(Image removed from quote.)

Mags tricked you with one of his decoys  :rofl:
Smart move Mags  :salute:

... yeah, whatever... I still want paying.


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #617 on: June 24, 2018, 01:46:22 PM
Fuzzy, you've painted the wrong boat  :facepalm:
That is a normal boat...

(Image removed from quote.)

Mags tricked you with one of his decoys  :rofl:
Smart move Mags  :salute:

... yeah, whatever... I still want paying.

 :think:



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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #618 on: June 24, 2018, 03:56:36 PM
Mags needs to bring me over.... In the middle of the sea right now.
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #619 on: June 24, 2018, 04:00:26 PM
Fuzzy, you've painted the wrong boat  :facepalm:
That is a normal boat...

(Image removed from quote.)

Mags tricked you with one of his decoys  :rofl:
Smart move Mags  :salute:

... yeah, whatever... I still want paying.

Contractually the boat in question appears quite literally to be an Unterseeboot. I think you are entitled to satisfaction Fuzzy.
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #620 on: June 24, 2018, 04:10:28 PM
Fuzzy, you've painted the wrong boat  :facepalm:
That is a normal boat...

(Image removed from quote.)

Mags tricked you with one of his decoys  :rofl:
Smart move Mags  :salute:

... yeah, whatever... I still want paying.

Contractually the boat in question appears quite literally to be an Unterseeboot. I think you are entitled to satisfaction Fuzzy.

Ah-haaaaaaaaaaa...!

Thank you Bill - some excellent legal councel(-ing?) there!



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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #621 on: June 24, 2018, 04:20:58 PM
Fuzzy, you've painted the wrong boat  :facepalm:
That is a normal boat...

(Image removed from quote.)

Mags tricked you with one of his decoys  :rofl:
Smart move Mags  :salute:

... yeah, whatever... I still want paying.

Contractually the boat in question appears quite literally to be an Unterseeboot. I think you are entitled to satisfaction Fuzzy.

Ah-haaaaaaaaaaa...!

Thank you Bill - some excellent legal councel(-ing?) there!

(Image removed from quote.)

My pleasure Fuzzy. Under Admiralty law you will be entitled to the seize the U-Boat in order to get paid. I would urge caution though because the use of certain torpedo tubes by Pabs might constitute a health hazard for which you would then be responsible.
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #622 on: June 24, 2018, 05:00:18 PM
Now wait just a flippin minute! No One is take mein Unterseeboot!

I am currently on course to deliver one Pablo to gussy up your midden and one Noreen Wheeler to accompany you upon the aforementioned dates (3 of) and a promise to show you her pants on the second date. I am fulfilling our deal. And if we're talking legal action, there was lead in that paint Fuzzy - Pablo is quite beside himself with fear.
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #623 on: June 24, 2018, 05:18:43 PM
Fuzzy, you've painted the wrong boat  :facepalm:
That is a normal boat...

(Image removed from quote.)

Mags tricked you with one of his decoys  :rofl:
Smart move Mags  :salute:

... yeah, whatever... I still want paying.

Contractually the boat in question appears quite literally to be an Unterseeboot. I think you are entitled to satisfaction Fuzzy.

Ah-haaaaaaaaaaa...!

Thank you Bill - some excellent legal councel(-ing?) there!

(Image removed from quote.)

My pleasure Fuzzy. Under Admiralty law you will be entitled to the seize the U-Boat in order to get paid. I would urge caution though because the use of certain torpedo tubes by Pabs might constitute a health hazard for which you would then be responsible.
And as for you William, I'll tell you the same thing I told Keith Maddocks when he asked me what was in my Banana Splits lunchbox: MIND YOUR OWN SMURFING BUSINESS KEITH MADDOCKS!
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #624 on: June 24, 2018, 05:54:24 PM
Fuzzy, you've painted the wrong boat  :facepalm:
That is a normal boat...

(Image removed from quote.)

Mags tricked you with one of his decoys  :rofl:
Smart move Mags  :salute:

... yeah, whatever... I still want paying.

Contractually the boat in question appears quite literally to be an Unterseeboot. I think you are entitled to satisfaction Fuzzy.

Ah-haaaaaaaaaaa...!

Thank you Bill - some excellent legal councel(-ing?) there!

(Image removed from quote.)

My pleasure Fuzzy. Under Admiralty law you will be entitled to the seize the U-Boat in order to get paid. I would urge caution though because the use of certain torpedo tubes by Pabs might constitute a health hazard for which you would then be responsible.
And as for you William, I'll tell you the same thing I told Keith Maddocks when he asked me what was in my Banana Splits lunchbox: MIND YOUR OWN SMURFING BUSINESS KEITH MADDOCKS!

Damn it Mags the deal was for paym... what was in your Banana Splits lunchbox?
« Last Edit: June 24, 2018, 05:58:01 PM by Fuzzbucket »


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #625 on: June 24, 2018, 06:02:06 PM
Banana splits, duh. So obvious.  ::)
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #626 on: June 24, 2018, 06:08:03 PM
Youngsters... Honestly!!!  :twak:

« Last Edit: June 24, 2018, 06:17:28 PM by Fuzzbucket »


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #627 on: June 24, 2018, 06:47:32 PM
MIND YOUR OWN SMURFING BUSINESS KEITH MADDOCKS!


If you must know I did have a monster munch sandwich but someone who shall remain nameless, Tanya Goggins, stole it while I was lacing up my rollerblades at Pablo's disco brothel.  Thanks a lot Tanya
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #628 on: June 24, 2018, 06:57:17 PM
Pickled Onion or Beef?


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #629 on: June 24, 2018, 07:10:09 PM
MIND YOUR OWN SMURFING BUSINESS KEITH MADDOCKS!


If you must know I did have a monster munch sandwich but someone who shall remain nameless, Tanya Goggins, stole it while I was lacing up my rollerblades at Pablo's disco brothel.  Thanks a lot Tanya

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