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Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs

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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #630 on: June 24, 2018, 07:10:49 PM
Herring with pickles ?


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #631 on: June 24, 2018, 07:19:34 PM
My own speciality - pickled onion and beef.  It pushes the boundaries of what is possible in a sandwich. It's an exciting development in the field.  Except I never got to taste it thanks a lot Tanya, and I can't buy any more monster munch because the shop banned me because Darren Parsons told them I stole a Bubblicious which I didn't, it was Karen Talbot.
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #632 on: June 24, 2018, 07:27:28 PM
This is better than Coronation street. :dd:
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #633 on: June 24, 2018, 08:30:37 PM
Bubblicious... what flavour, strawberry?


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #634 on: June 24, 2018, 08:35:28 PM
Bubblicious... what flavour, strawberry?
Dunno. Ask Karen Talbot.
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #635 on: June 24, 2018, 08:41:01 PM
Fuzzy, we've had a question from a listener;

Hi Fuzzy. It must be difficult to straddle two worlds; pop and art. You do both so well that me and the lads were wondering; if you had to pick one which would it be?

We would love to know and if you could paint us a picture of Mags fighting a flaming panther on top of an exploding space station for us to decorate our cell with we would be very grateful.

We love your music too so if you could sing us one of your best songs we'd love it.

Warm wishes from Lenny 'Double Topper' Topson and the lads on cell block d.
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #636 on: June 24, 2018, 08:44:07 PM
Bubblicious... what flavour, strawberry?
Dunno. Ask Karen Talbot.

Well... with that attitude, no wonder you weren't popular... Ally Bally who used to go with Tanya Gobbins sister Gobby Gabby Gobbins (before she was up the duff with Pete the Greek) told me.


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #637 on: June 24, 2018, 09:33:34 PM
Fuzzy, we've had a question from a listener;

Hi Fuzzy. It must be difficult to straddle two worlds; pop and art. You do both so well that me and the lads were wondering; if you had to pick one which would it be?

We would love to know and if you could paint us a picture of Mags fighting a flaming panther on top of an exploding space station for us to decorate our cell with we would be very grateful.

We love your music too so if you could sing us one of your best songs we'd love it.

Warm wishes from Lenny 'Double Topper' Topson and the lads on cell block d.

Dear Topper,

Yes, it has to be said... I do indeed live what some might consider quite a hectic life, what with all the Post Post Post Post-Modern Conceptual Art stuff, fannying about on stage doing killer moves with my shirt off and not to forget all the chefy and bargain basement solicitor/ponzie type stuff... and of course all the many many other ventures I currently have sticky digits in.

How do I find the time or energy to be so successful at so many things in so many ways in so many things you ask?

Well... in short I have a very very good Doctor (I'm doing the finger thing) - smashing bloke he is - who's able to prescribe me special pure potent medication not normally available on the NHS... or any other health provider in the western hemisphere for that matter - he's an absolute life saver... and a sweetie!

I hope that answers your question satisfactory... and please give my regards to Frankie Fraser and maybe remind him he still owes me twenty Bennies.

Love n kisses,
Fuzzy

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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #638 on: June 24, 2018, 09:35:21 PM
I feel this thread has started lose focus.



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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #639 on: June 24, 2018, 09:51:48 PM
Derailed. ::)
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #640 on: June 24, 2018, 10:03:19 PM
Pabloed...


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #641 on: June 24, 2018, 10:08:17 PM
Another question from a long time listener:

Dear Fuzzy,

You parked your Chipper bike in front of Grans gate again so she couldn't get in and all the milk went off and she got pecked by a crow. Can you please lean your bike against the garage wall instead?

Also you owe us 5 Euros for the milk.
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #642 on: June 24, 2018, 10:17:29 PM
It's not a sodding Chipper, it's a Chopper... Anyway, "Granny" is thirty two and sixteen stone - so more than bloody capable of shifting it herself!!!


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #643 on: June 24, 2018, 10:22:18 PM
 We all know your mum wouldn't let you have a chopper. She bought the Chipper off Darren Mattingly cheap because his sister did a poo on the seat. 

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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #644 on: June 24, 2018, 10:45:09 PM
That wasn't me... you're thinking of someone else. My mum bought it at Steve Harley's Bike Emporium on Dens Road and it's a special one only sold to professionals... you need a certificate etc...


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #645 on: June 24, 2018, 10:52:07 PM
Yeah Jimmy Hill mate.
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #646 on: June 24, 2018, 11:08:33 PM
My own speciality - pickled onion and beef.  It pushes the boundaries of what is possible in a sandwich. It's an exciting development in the field.  Except I never got to taste it thanks a lot Tanya, and I can't buy any more monster munch because the shop banned me because Darren Parsons told them I stole a Bubblicious which I didn't, it was Karen Talbot.

Mags, mate, I'm not so bothered by the pickled beef and onions, or the lost monster munch. The bubblicious even. I'm more concerned at the kind of recidivist behaviour displayed by the gurls in your life.

And what's wrong with a Chipper? I had one. Or is that the benchmark of "meh" now Mags?
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #647 on: June 24, 2018, 11:14:47 PM
Yeah the Chipper is totally meh Billiam. The coolest bike is the Raleigh Grifter. BOOM Drops the mike.
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #648 on: June 24, 2018, 11:23:56 PM
... it wasn't a Chipper, was a Chopper, a special one...


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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #649 on: June 24, 2018, 11:27:04 PM
... it wasn't a Chipper, was a Chopper, a special one...
Yeh whatevs fuzzy. Sure it wasn't a tomahawk? With barbie tassels? And a basket on the front for your briefcase?
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #650 on: June 24, 2018, 11:28:17 PM
... it wasn't a Chipper, was a Chopper, a special one...

Nope. Neither. A cool bike is made out of titanium not bits of old scaffold pole like the Grifter.

Like the stuff you make spaceships and quality submarines* out of.

*I'm guessing Mags that the U-Boat isn't ?
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #651 on: June 25, 2018, 08:37:26 AM
Boss...



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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #652 on: June 25, 2018, 08:43:42 AM
MacGyver?
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #653 on: June 25, 2018, 10:40:00 AM
... it wasn't a Chipper, was a Chopper, a special one...

Nope. Neither. A cool bike is made out of titanium not bits of old scaffold pole like the Grifter.

Like the stuff you make spaceships and quality submarines* out of.

*I'm guessing Mags that the U-Boat isn't ?
Titanium? Ooooooooo, get you! We aren't posh enough for titanium - but you're correct Billiam, my Grifter was made from actual scaffolding. Tracy Bennetts dad nicked some from a building site. Having a bike made from scaffolding really builds your leg muscles up. Especially when you're giving Big Simon Chiggers a backy.
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #654 on: June 25, 2018, 09:52:31 PM
... it wasn't a Chipper, was a Chopper, a special one...

Nope. Neither. A cool bike is made out of titanium not bits of old scaffold pole like the Grifter.

Like the stuff you make spaceships and quality submarines* out of.

*I'm guessing Mags that the U-Boat isn't ?
Titanium? Ooooooooo, get you! We aren't posh enough for titanium - but you're correct Billiam, my Grifter was made from actual scaffolding. Tracy Bennetts dad nicked some from a building site. Having a bike made from scaffolding really builds your leg muscles up. Especially when you're giving Big Simon Chiggers a backy.

 :rofl:

Hang on Mags this thread isn't turning into a subconscious submarine list of old girlfriend is it?
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #655 on: June 26, 2018, 04:59:07 PM


 :rofl:

Hang on Mags this thread isn't turning into a subconscious submarine list of old girlfriend is it?
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #656 on: June 27, 2018, 10:23:18 AM
Lanyard hole I can make...  :think: :tu:
Do I need to worry about hitting the blade tang when making it? I’ve never done this before.

Serrations.... I don’t want to mess up a nice edge by accident! So, please don’t make me do it.   :-[

Anyone got some engraving tips?  :whistle:
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #657 on: June 27, 2018, 11:32:32 AM
The blade is 3/4 tang so there is no blade at the butt of the handle.
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #658 on: June 27, 2018, 02:45:29 PM
Just a simple PABS cut into the Handle with one of your SAKs would do the trick and be completely unique to you.  No one else could ever do it exactly the way Pabs way... :tu: :tu: :cheers:
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Re: Pabloing a little GAW from Pabs
Reply #659 on: June 27, 2018, 05:02:49 PM
Lanyard hole I can make...  :think: :tu:
Do I need to worry about hitting the blade tang when making it? I’ve never done this before.

Serrations.... I don’t want to mess up a nice edge by accident! So, please don’t make me do it.   :-[

Anyone got some engraving tips?  :whistle:

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