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June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness 2679

Head Turd Polisher Administrator He Who Has The Most Nuts, Wins! Posts: 59,933 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« on: June 05, 2018, 07:07:14 PM »
You are going to need your Thinking Caps on for this one- it gets a bit confusing, but that's no surprise, since it comes from a particular member who hails from a place known for wooden shoes, wind energy (before it was cool) and certain mood altering plant use.



At first it looks like just an ordinary Pioneer, but it's not just any ordinary Pioneer, it's an extraordinary Farmer!  One that has had the saw layer removed.  Which would make it a Pioneer, although the box says Farmer on it, and you will get the box too, as proof that you aren't going out of your mind!

But wait, there's more!  Look closely at the photos!



Look closelier!


Yup, those are Torx screws holding this magnificent doodad together!



That means that this Pioneer/Farmer Hybrid is adjustable for tension, and field strippable if necessary.  And, it is so awesome that I am going to totally pass over the obvious joke about Farmers stripping in the fields!



As far as I know, this is the first and only adjustable, user serviceable Farmer without a saw mod ever done, and it could be yours for as little as ten measly dollars!  Heck, the confusion it causes is well worth that alone!

As usual, if we hit our monthly goal of $275 we will give this beauty away to one lucky member, and to be eligible all you need to do is donate a minimum of $10 to the Forum Operational Fund.  You can do so using the Donations tab at the top of the page, the big orange Make a Donation button on the right (it looks like this: ) or simply by following this link:

https://forum.multitool.o...index.php?action=treasury

They all go to the same place- destination, Forum Operations Fund!

If we hit the goal by midnight on the 15th (Forum Offset Time of course!) then we will double the draw with another super cool prize that I have standing by just in case!

Usually at this point I ask if anyone has any questions, but I am guessing that there are a lot of questions this time that I may not be able to answer!  :P

Def



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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2018, 01:08:48 PM »
 :like:

Count me in, but just to make matters even more confusing, only for the surprise backup prize please ;). To accelerate reaching that I have doubled the usual amount :D
« Last Edit: June 06, 2018, 01:13:06 PM by Dutch_Tooler »

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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2018, 07:36:46 PM »
That is too kewl!

I'm in!   :tu:

(And a huge thanks to the mysterious Dutch citizen who is obviously an excellent...._Tooler!)
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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2018, 08:32:17 PM »
this looks fun! Let's get it done folks  :cheers:

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SAKs: Bantam, Executive, Ambassador, Minichamp, Classic Alox, Champion, Farmer, Explorer, Swisschamp, Golf Tool, Wenger Champ, EVO 52, Pocket Tool Chest
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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2018, 12:43:18 AM »
:like:

Count me in, but just to make matters even more confusing, only for the surprise backup prize please ;). To accelerate reaching that I have doubled the usual amount :D
Are you sure that you don’t want the opportunity to win this nice alox SAK?  :D

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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2018, 11:18:11 AM »
hey people what's going on?!?!  :o :think:

We're half way to July and haven't surpassd even 10%!  :twak:

Does noone want this cool tool?  ??? How can your raise your flag today on Flag Day with pride knowing that this great place is going unfunded?  :ahhh  Just a tiny collaboration goes a long way,

let's see those  :hatsoff:  gentlemen and  :SAKnight:  knights honorably put their two cents in this!  :cheers:

Thank you everybody and have a most excellent day  :MTO: :tu:

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MTs: Surge (2x), Skeletool CX, Rebar, Blast, Fuse, Micra, Squirt (3x), Wave, Crunch, Mini, Spirit (2x), Pro Scout, MP700 (2x), Diesel, Powerlock, PowerPlier (2x), PocketPowerPlier, Blacktip , ST6 (2x), 5WR, A100

SAKs: Bantam, Executive, Ambassador, Minichamp, Classic Alox, Champion, Farmer, Explorer, Swisschamp, Golf Tool, Wenger Champ, EVO 52, Pocket Tool Chest
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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2018, 11:30:17 PM »
 :pok:

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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2018, 11:31:57 PM »
 :like: :tu:
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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2018, 04:49:05 PM »
Come on fellas let's show some support for the forum we all love !

 :pok:
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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2018, 05:27:16 PM »
and if you won't do it for the forum, do it for the SAK!  :D :facepalm:

My toys:

MTs: Surge (2x), Skeletool CX, Rebar, Blast, Fuse, Micra, Squirt (3x), Wave, Crunch, Mini, Spirit (2x), Pro Scout, MP700 (2x), Diesel, Powerlock, PowerPlier (2x), PocketPowerPlier, Blacktip , ST6 (2x), 5WR, A100

SAKs: Bantam, Executive, Ambassador, Minichamp, Classic Alox, Champion, Farmer, Explorer, Swisschamp, Golf Tool, Wenger Champ, EVO 52, Pocket Tool Chest
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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2018, 05:49:07 PM »
I can hopefully donate next week
It’s been a expensive few weeks for me  :facepalm:

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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2018, 09:57:07 PM »
Hey Guys this is a great item up for grabbs not to mention an even better place to hang out.  I'm surprised to see that at 57% of the month already gone we have only funded 14% of the budget.
 :pok: :pok: :pok: :pok:

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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2018, 11:00:00 PM »
I'm in, lovely SAK
Head Turd Polisher Administrator He Who Has The Most Nuts, Wins! Posts: 59,933 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2018, 11:25:51 PM »
and if you won't do it for the forum, do it for the SAK!  :D :facepalm:

And if you don't do it for the site or the SAK, do it for the member who put his blood, sweat and tears (thankfully not literally!) into making this beautiful little knife and sending it on to me to offer it to all of you!  If we can't support our members and their efforts, what the heck are we doing this all for?   :pok:

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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2018, 06:35:07 PM »
I just made a purchase in the Forums, so I made a donation to support the site, and as a bonus I get entered... Win-Win situation.  :-)

Isn't it a Pioneer 8?

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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2018, 09:36:05 PM »
Deadline is getting closer.....   :ahhh

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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2018, 12:16:25 AM »
I was thinking the same thing......

We need a couple of other peeps to step up......

Tell ya what, I'll enter a second time.   :cheers:
Head Turd Polisher Administrator He Who Has The Most Nuts, Wins! Posts: 59,933 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2018, 02:42:00 PM »
Running out of time on this one folks!  If you want in you better do it soon!   :pok:

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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2018, 02:44:37 PM »
I think there was an issue with the displayed amount... I gave 20€ the other week and the next day it was still showing the same amount as before...
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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2018, 02:52:29 PM »
Doesn’t look like your 20€ has been added
The same with Dutch_Toolers 20€
And The Peasants 12.80€ :think: ???
« Last Edit: June 23, 2018, 02:55:25 PM by Wspeed »

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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2018, 02:57:21 PM »
Not to the running total, but you are still entered into the draw:

https://forum.multitool.o...index.php?action=treasury

Our actual total so far is $141, which puts us at roughly 52%, much better than the 27% showing.  I'll get Micah to look at what went wrong there when he gets a moment.  Even so, we are barely halfway to the goal, and if we don't hit it then this one doesn't find a new home!   :ahhh

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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2018, 09:01:47 PM »
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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2018, 01:23:07 PM »
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I don't like being a party pooper but chances are we aren't making it this month  :(

My toys:

MTs: Surge (2x), Skeletool CX, Rebar, Blast, Fuse, Micra, Squirt (3x), Wave, Crunch, Mini, Spirit (2x), Pro Scout, MP700 (2x), Diesel, Powerlock, PowerPlier (2x), PocketPowerPlier, Blacktip , ST6 (2x), 5WR, A100

SAKs: Bantam, Executive, Ambassador, Minichamp, Classic Alox, Champion, Farmer, Explorer, Swisschamp, Golf Tool, Wenger Champ, EVO 52, Pocket Tool Chest
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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #23 on: June 26, 2018, 06:01:56 PM »
We are at 61% already.  It's not looking too bad!

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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #24 on: June 26, 2018, 07:49:09 PM »
 :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2018, 05:46:44 PM »
Still a few days left......where are we boss?  :think:

(And when's the last time you had to sell some plasma?)
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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2018, 08:29:25 PM »
We are just shy of 70% as of right now.  There's still 48 hours to get this done!   :pok:

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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #27 on: June 29, 2018, 08:40:59 PM »


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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #28 on: June 29, 2018, 08:42:08 PM »
How much are we short boss ?
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Re: June Donation Draw- A Pioneering Farmer and other Screwiness
« Reply #29 on: June 30, 2018, 04:29:06 PM »
Ahhh we are not going to make it  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

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