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The Peacent is in the ER.

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us Offline Nix

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The Peacent is in the ER.
on: June 09, 2018, 07:13:06 PM
Dear friends,

El P is in the ER.

Apparently he had a close encounter with a knife and came away the worse for wear. It's not clear at this time if any fruits or vegetables were also maimed in this incident. Details are still emerging.



While amputation has not been mentioned, it has not been ruled out as an option. The best news I have for you is that El P is still conscious and can text.....slowly. The situation is serious because he may miss his dinner. The ER is busy and he has been waiting for medical attention for some time now........

And waiting.....

And waiting.....


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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #1 on: June 09, 2018, 07:19:11 PM
Thanks for letting us know Nix 
I hope everything is not to serious with TP :tu:

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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #2 on: June 09, 2018, 07:28:47 PM
OUCH, hope he has a quick recovery
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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #3 on: June 09, 2018, 07:32:01 PM
Hope you get fixed up soon Peacent, let us know which tool it is that you felt the need to bond with.  ;)


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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #4 on: June 09, 2018, 07:38:04 PM
Hope you get fixed up soon Peacent, let us know which tool it is that you felt the need to bond with.  ;)
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Don't you know that close bonds with sharp things is bad!  :ahhh :o

Get better soon!  :salute: :)
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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #5 on: June 09, 2018, 07:49:56 PM
The most recent news is that, after feinting at the sight of the injury, the medical staff were revived, were able to drink some fortifying liquids, and, apparently, were able to provide initial treatment.

Even El P got medical attention.  :tu:

As of the posting time of this update, it is not clear if any cute nurses were noticed.


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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #6 on: June 09, 2018, 08:38:13 PM
Hope this wasn't as bad as Nix is making it out.  Peacent, leave those nurses alone so they can get their work done! :o


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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #7 on: June 09, 2018, 08:59:44 PM
He is use to his big blades, bet it was the red MTO Pioneer X or a 58 cm SAK. :oops: :oops:

sure hope it was not the buck 110 and trying OHO techniques.

Thanks for the news updates NIX :tu:
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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #8 on: June 09, 2018, 09:32:31 PM
hey folks, I am now back and can (slowly) type with one hand. :tu:

Yes, it was a knife tat Nix gave me  :whistle:  so I guess that means it was really meant to be mine somehow  :facepalm:

Three stitches and three hours later I have learned three things... :salute:

1- D2 can get very sharp, and recurves do cut well  :angel:
2- if you areattempting a "Pineapple Awaiting Death challenge" (see how even now I'm thinking about you folks at the SOG subforum? :D) you ought to respect your adversary Pineapple as much as you respect your blade of choice for its sacrifice

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this was about a minute before the accident
I basically cut through the pineapple and my hand holding it on the other side  :P

3- women nurses (especially younger ones) will pleasantly talk to you and make you start an apparently long conversation before stabbing you with a needle without previous notice  :ahhh to put the anesthesia in your cut  ::)

now I am fine and hopefully ready for the week on Monday. luckily I am right handed and this is not the first (or second, or third, or...  :surrender:) cut I get in the hand that needs stitches and me going back to work soon after.

Thanks for caring and Nix for being always so attentive
and for sending me a knife that is now bonded to me for the days to come  :drink:.

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mildly and graphic pic of the thing, for the more enthusiast minds in here

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PS: I never got to eat the pineapple, my mom made short work of it as I was on the ER!  :ahhh :D
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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #9 on: June 09, 2018, 09:50:17 PM
I am glad you are all good TP
And remember knives cut and will win :rofl: :tu: :cheers:
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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #10 on: June 09, 2018, 10:12:10 PM
A mere flesh wound TP, you'll be good as new in no time  :tu:


PS. did you get the phone number of the cute nurse    :pok:


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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #11 on: June 09, 2018, 10:29:51 PM
thanks for letting us know. I'll be the bad guy and take the knife that cut him for reeduaction and reintegration into socitey
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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #12 on: June 09, 2018, 10:30:51 PM
Glad your ER ordeal is over. Doesn't look toooooo bad. I'm glad it wasn't any worse!

You are young and will heal up quickly.  :tu:

(Ahem, be sure to clean that D2 steel so it doesn't rust or get dull.... ::))

 


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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #13 on: June 09, 2018, 10:31:25 PM
I'll be the bad guy and take the knife that cut him for reeduaction and reintegration into socitey

I knew there was a reason I liked you.  :cheers:


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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #14 on: June 09, 2018, 10:49:35 PM
Eh. It's only three stiches. I've hit you with super glue, wrapped it in duct tape, give you a choice between a splash of bleach, ammonia or ethanol to kill any germs, and sent you home. And no, I am not a doctor and I don't play one on  TV.

So valuable lesson. Don't use your hand for a cutting board- use a cutting board for a cutting board, or you'll have a cutting board for a hand. Lots of nerves in there, along with tendons and ligaments. Sounds like you missed everything important. Keep it clean, keep it dressed, and work on your story. There was this dude, we called him Pineapple... don't ask why, you don't want to know... well, one day, he freaks out, totally loses his mind, and is just screaming and swinging....

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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #15 on: June 09, 2018, 10:54:37 PM
I'll be the bad guy and take the knife that cut him for reeduaction and reintegration into socitey

I knew there was a reason I liked you.  :cheers:

must be my cynical nature
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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #16 on: June 09, 2018, 11:06:02 PM
I'm hoping that only the pineapple got confiscated today? ;)


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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #17 on: June 09, 2018, 11:08:17 PM
There was this dude, we called him Pineapple... don't ask why, you don't want to know... well, one day, he freaks out, totally loses his mind, and is just screaming and swinging....


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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #18 on: June 09, 2018, 11:10:14 PM
I'm hoping that only the pineapple got confiscated today? ;)

If I read his post correctly, his mother used his injury and trip to the ER as an opportunity to steal El P's pineapple!

His Mother!


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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #19 on: June 09, 2018, 11:17:05 PM
You can't trust anyone these days... :(


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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #20 on: June 09, 2018, 11:17:28 PM
On a more serious note, I'm happy you'll be ok TP...


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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #21 on: June 09, 2018, 11:19:53 PM
Could have spit on it and rubbed dirt on it  :whistle:.  Glad to hear it wasn't worse.  Young nurses huh  :pok:.  I got stitches in my thumb and the shot was worse than the stitches.   I also had 15 in my neck don't recall a thing. 
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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #22 on: June 09, 2018, 11:26:01 PM
Ouch!
Sounds like a quick recovery on the way  :tu:


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Reply #23 on: June 09, 2018, 11:29:09 PM
I had a lovely speSmurfpillst's assistant screw Ti screws in my jaws once...
It did make it a tad less bad :dd:


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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #24 on: June 10, 2018, 12:05:06 AM
Take it easy P, and lets be careful. Hoping for a speedy recovery for you!!!

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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #25 on: June 10, 2018, 12:21:13 AM
Happens even to the best of us! Have a fast recovery, ThePeacent!


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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #26 on: June 10, 2018, 01:37:24 AM
Happy to hear you are on the mend. Guess you will never look at a pineapple the same way in the future.  :pok:
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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #27 on: June 10, 2018, 01:56:38 AM
TP, this comes as quite a shock.  I never knew that you carried or used knives.


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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #28 on: June 10, 2018, 02:02:58 AM
TP, this comes as quite a shock.  I never knew that you carried or used knives.
Yea,  I just thought you kept them laying around for photo shoots... :pok: :pok:
Glad to hear you'll be ok even if Mom did steal your pinapple...  Bad Mom  :twak: :twak: Bad Mom.
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Re: The Peacent is in the ER.
Reply #29 on: June 10, 2018, 03:02:54 AM
Glad to hear you are ok buddy :salute: Be careful though :ahhh Just be glad it wasn't one of your seriously big blades  :o :D


 

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