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Some people!
on: July 15, 2018, 09:08:55 PM
Well this is NOT political or a commentary on the possible changes to UK law, this is purely about retarded cockwombles.

I was up at crack o sparrow fart this morning so I went out for a smoke (yes I still smoke, get over it). So I walk around outside and find this



Cheap as arse copy of a paraframe as far I could tell. My neighbour came out and saw what I was looking at and promptly called the police. I'll be honest I would have done the same, simply because it should be criminal to carry a piece of smurf like that!.

I put out  a heads up on the village FB page and level of full smurfing retard is beyond belief, weapons grade bellends.

Now where I found this is not a public right of way, it's a private gated carpark, but is is just off one of the two main routes that children use to get to the two schools.

Rant over

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Re: Some people!
Reply #1 on: July 15, 2018, 09:52:53 PM
Cockwombles eh? Well, I learnt something new today too!  :tu: (Ok, I'm still not sure what it is but I can guess at the general area of the map).
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Re: Some people!
Reply #2 on: July 15, 2018, 10:00:25 PM
I trust the Bobbies rolled in, in full tactical formation, riot gear on, and cordoned off the area.

Will the forensics report be made available to the public?

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Re: Some people!
Reply #3 on: July 15, 2018, 11:08:10 PM
Quote from: Nix on July 15, 2018, 10:00:25 PM
I trust the Bobbies rolled in, in full tactical formation, riot gear on, and cordoned off the area.

Will the forensics report be made available to the public?

Good God no! We don't want to spread panic!  :ahhh
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Re: Some people!
Reply #4 on: July 15, 2018, 11:13:54 PM
Two turned up, put the knife in a tube and took it away. I know the knife wasn't there Friday as I'd have run over it.

I was a bit annoyed by the amount of times the word 'weapon' was used though
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Re: Some people!
Reply #5 on: July 15, 2018, 11:16:40 PM
Quote from: Vidar on July 15, 2018, 09:52:53 PM
Cockwombles eh? Well, I learnt something new today too!  :tu: (Ok, I'm still not sure what it is but I can guess at the general area of the map).



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Re: Some people!
Reply #6 on: July 15, 2018, 11:17:50 PM
Quote from: Vidar on July 15, 2018, 09:52:53 PM
Cockwombles eh? Well, I learnt something new today too!  :tu: (Ok, I'm still not sure what it is but I can guess at the general area of the map).

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Re: Some people!
Reply #7 on: July 15, 2018, 11:26:05 PM
Quote from: Smashie on July 15, 2018, 11:16:40 PM
Quote from: Vidar on July 15, 2018, 09:52:53 PM
Cockwombles eh? Well, I learnt something new today too!  :tu: (Ok, I'm still not sure what it is but I can guess at the general area of the map).

(Image removed from quote.)

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Ok, that wasn't nowhere near where I thought that word was headed. I'll stick to smurfs.
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Re: Some people!
Reply #8 on: July 15, 2018, 11:27:43 PM
Quote from: Vidar on July 15, 2018, 11:26:05 PM
Quote from: Smashie on July 15, 2018, 11:16:40 PM
Quote from: Vidar on July 15, 2018, 09:52:53 PM
Cockwombles eh? Well, I learnt something new today too!  :tu: (Ok, I'm still not sure what it is but I can guess at the general area of the map).

(Image removed from quote.)

 :whistle:

Ok, that wasn't nowhere near where I thought that word was headed. I'll stick to smurfs.

You got the meaning  :tu:
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Re: Some people!
Reply #9 on: July 15, 2018, 11:31:42 PM
 :facepalm: :facepalm:


Makes you wonder what caused them to lose it as well.  I'm
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Re: Some people!
Reply #10 on: July 15, 2018, 11:45:27 PM
Quote from: Kev D on July 15, 2018, 11:31:42 PM
:facepalm: :facepalm:


Makes you wonder what caused them to lose it as well.  I'm

I can take a guess
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Reply #11 on: July 16, 2018, 12:12:20 AM
It is illegal to carry so they had to drop it?
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Reply #12 on: July 16, 2018, 12:19:48 AM
Quote from: Vidar on July 16, 2018, 12:12:20 AM
It is illegal to carry so they had to drop it?

In a private car park? With gates and no other access?
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Re: Some people!
Reply #13 on: July 16, 2018, 01:17:35 AM
Quote from: Smashie on July 16, 2018, 12:19:48 AM
Quote from: Vidar on July 16, 2018, 12:12:20 AM
It is illegal to carry so they had to drop it?

In a private car park? With gates and no other access?

Didn't say it made sense. But they are just (suddenly) following the law: illegal to carry -> drop it to be an innocent pillar of society once more. Just trying to follow the law and all that  ::)
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Reply #14 on: July 16, 2018, 01:52:47 AM
Couldn't your neighbor(or yourself) just have transposed the position of the knife, from the ground, to the rubbage bin?  :think:

That is all I would have done during my morning smoke(yeah. I smoke too). Having cops show up would have ruined the morning. :whistle:
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Re: Some people!
Reply #15 on: July 16, 2018, 06:44:03 AM

Mark this is a very sad state of affairs!


You know what this means?  :pok:



There's some poor kid in school this Monday morning without a knife  :ahhh

The other kids are going to take the piss all term  :cry:
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Reply #16 on: July 16, 2018, 08:58:09 AM
Your neighbour saw you (his neighbour... a familiar face, not some stranger) picking up a knife and called the police instead of simply asking you what's up?  :facepalm: :facepalm:
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Re: Some people!
Reply #17 on: July 16, 2018, 11:07:21 AM
Quote from: gerleatherberman on July 16, 2018, 01:52:47 AM
Couldn't your neighbor(or yourself) just have transposed the position of the knife, from the ground, to the rubbage bin?  :think:

That is all I would have done during my morning smoke(yeah. I smoke too). Having cops show up would have ruined the morning. :whistle:
Quote from: glenfiddich1983 on July 16, 2018, 08:58:09 AM
Your neighbour saw you (his neighbour... a familiar face, not some stranger) picking up a knife and called the police instead of simply asking you what's up?  :facepalm: :facepalm:
I have similar questions too. 
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Re: Some people!
Reply #18 on: July 16, 2018, 11:19:01 AM
I'm guessing they called the police because they think they will be extra vigilant once alerted to the fact people are running around your neighbourhood with knives?

Just to be clear, the retarded cockwombles are:

A: Your neighbour (for calling the cops)
B: The people on your neighbourhood  Facebook group/page (for being hysterical?)
C: The person/people creeping around your properties with knives.
D: A+B
E: Other.
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Re: Some people!
Reply #19 on: July 16, 2018, 11:25:57 AM
F. Smashie for leaving his best knife lying around.  ;)
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Re: Some people!
Reply #20 on: July 16, 2018, 11:35:40 AM
Quote from: hiraethus on July 16, 2018, 11:25:57 AM
F. Smashie for leaving his best knife lying around.  ;)

Oi! That’s better than any knife I own!

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Re: Some people!
Reply #21 on: July 16, 2018, 11:44:32 AM
Gotcha.  :tu:

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Re: Some people!
Reply #22 on: July 16, 2018, 11:46:08 AM
Two things learned here:

1. You need a better class of criminal Smashie. The ones in Bath would laugh at that POS - I've never been mugged with anything less than a Chris Reeves, and one time even an Alan Wood Ray Mears! What an honour!

2. Cockwomble makes it through the smurf filter. YES!  :like:
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Re: Some people!
Reply #23 on: July 16, 2018, 01:41:46 PM
Quote from: magentus on July 16, 2018, 11:46:08 AM
Two things learned here:

1. You need a better class of criminal Smashie. The ones in Bath would laugh at that POS - I've never been mugged with anything less than a Chris Reeves, and one time even an Alan Wood Ray Mears! What an honour!

2. Cockwomble makes it through the smurf filter. YES!  :like:
3. And the neighbours get into overblown hysterical tiffs. ::)

4. Prick also passes through the smurf filter. :rofl:
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Re: Some people!
Reply #24 on: July 16, 2018, 01:47:32 PM
The swear filter isn't infallible, and we (the mods) don't see everything - but remember that this is still a family-friendly forum and we'd like to keep it that way please.
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Re: Some people!
Reply #25 on: July 16, 2018, 01:51:30 PM
Quote from: hiraethus on July 16, 2018, 01:47:32 PM
The swear filter isn't infallible, and we (the mods) don't see everything - but remember that this is still a family-friendly forum and we'd like to keep it that way please.
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Re: Some people!
Reply #26 on: July 16, 2018, 01:58:08 PM
Just retarded...

People carry around chainsaws, axes, forks and scythes all day long... nobody beats an eye...
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Re: Some people!
Reply #27 on: July 16, 2018, 02:01:04 PM
Quote from: Corwyn on July 16, 2018, 01:58:08 PM
Just retarded...

People carry around chainsaws, axes, forks and scythes all day long... nobody beats an eye...
They don't usually carry them on and deposit them in other peoples property though.  ;)
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Re: Some people!
Reply #28 on: July 16, 2018, 02:08:25 PM
I believe my Dad has one just like it......he loves the rubbery texture of the camo.

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Re: Some people!
Reply #29 on: July 16, 2018, 02:46:20 PM
Somewhat nicer than the machete I found lying in the street in front of my house.  It did not get turned into the police.....   :D
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