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Re: Some people!
« Reply #30 on: July 16, 2018, 02:50:04 PM »
Just retarded...

People carry around chainsaws, axes, forks and scythes all day long... nobody beats an eye...

Scythes! That would be an awesome EDC.  Wear a black hood, carry a scythe, and you would have plenty of room on the sidewalk. Of course here in Texas you would be under armed.  :facepalm:

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Re: Some people!
« Reply #31 on: July 16, 2018, 03:24:50 PM »
Just retarded...

People carry around chainsaws, axes, forks and scythes all day long... nobody beats an eye...

Scythes! That would be an awesome EDC.  Wear a black hood, carry a scythe, and you would have plenty of room on the sidewalk. Of course here in Texas you would be under armed.  :facepalm:

Aren't you guys allowed swords these days?  :D

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Re: Some people!
« Reply #32 on: July 16, 2018, 04:10:12 PM »
Swords can be carried openly. Concealed carry is not allowed. 
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Re: Some people!
« Reply #33 on: July 16, 2018, 04:18:58 PM »
Swords can be carried openly. Concealed carry is not allowed.
I believe that is prevent accidental amputations of certain extremities.  :whistle: :facepalm:

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Re: Some people!
« Reply #34 on: July 16, 2018, 04:35:42 PM »
You know my motto:

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Re: Some people!
« Reply #35 on: July 16, 2018, 04:36:45 PM »
How do you conceal carry a long sword?  :rofl:

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Re: Some people!
« Reply #36 on: July 16, 2018, 04:40:08 PM »
How do you conceal carry a long sword?  :rofl:

Well you could... nope. No idea. Ok, maybe you could put one in a cello case? Though I don't see that as being all that practical.  :D

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Re: Some people!
« Reply #37 on: July 16, 2018, 04:48:28 PM »
How do you conceal carry a long sword?  :rofl:

Sure you want to know the answer to that?...

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Re: Some people!
« Reply #38 on: July 16, 2018, 04:50:19 PM »
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Re: Some people!
« Reply #39 on: July 16, 2018, 04:53:47 PM »
Haven't you fellas watched the old movies? You conceal it in a trench coat(just like a mob member concealing his shotgun). :rofl:

The ole' box of roses works too. :D

Only down side to the trench coat is that people will assume you are ready to flash them and will run away. :facepalm:

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Re: Some people!
« Reply #40 on: July 16, 2018, 04:58:02 PM »
Haven't you fellas watched the old movies? You conceal it in a trench coat(just like a mob member concealing his shotgun). :rofl:

The ole' box of roses works too. :D

Only down side to the trench coat is that people will assume you are ready to flash them and will run away. :facepalm:

Not awl people, buddy. Not awl people...

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Re: Some people!
« Reply #41 on: July 16, 2018, 05:00:52 PM »
 :rofl:

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Re: Some people!
« Reply #42 on: July 16, 2018, 05:42:37 PM »
Haven't you fellas watched the old movies? You conceal it in a trench coat(just like a mob member concealing his shotgun). :rofl:

The ole' box of roses works too. :D

Only down side to the trench coat is that people will assume you are ready to flash them and will run away. :facepalm:

I get that all the time - people are constantly assuming I've got a sword or something under my robe...

Anyway... has anyone seen my pocket knife? I was out dogging the other night in some geezers car park and...
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Re: Some people!
« Reply #43 on: July 16, 2018, 05:48:47 PM »
Just as long as you don't flash open your robe on MT.o, we'll be alright. :dwts:

We don't need you letting it awl hang out. :D

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Re: Some people!
« Reply #44 on: July 16, 2018, 10:03:47 PM »
How do you conceal carry along sword:rofl:

Easy.
You just conceal carry as usual, and take a sword with you in your daily routine
Then you conceal carry along sword

 :facepalm:


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Re: Some people!
« Reply #45 on: July 17, 2018, 02:20:38 AM »
Just retarded...

People carry around chainsaws, axes, forks and scythes all day long... nobody beats an eye...

Scythes! That would be an awesome EDC.  Wear a black hood, carry a scythe, and you would have plenty of room on the sidewalk. Of course here in Texas you would be under armed.  :facepalm:

Aren't you guys allowed swords these days?  :D

Honestly, there isn't much that isn't allowed.  :facepalm:

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And get out of here." -  Steely Dan
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Re: Some people!
« Reply #46 on: July 17, 2018, 04:18:13 AM »
In Vermont, so long as you are out of your vehicle, you are legally allowed to carry any weapon you want concealed, so long as it is under six feet in length. If it is longer than that, you may not conceal it about your person nor in a wagon or carriage while in a state of readiness. This also dates from the era when the Brown Bess was still a front line weapon. Oddly, the law says you may do it- how you conceal is up to you. We've since edited the rules so you can't legally have a loaded rifle or shotgun in your vehicle, nor a cocked crossbow.

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While that tawdry little thing is not kosher in in Her Majesty's Realm, I'm going to throw out two theories. Someone with a rebellious streak was using it to do something like cut rope for tying down a tarp or the like, put it on their car, and forgot it when they drove off. Theory two is Jack the Ripper is a Time Lord and dumped the weapon 120 years in the future after wiping it down.
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Re: Some people!
« Reply #47 on: July 17, 2018, 05:05:17 AM »
Nobody would bat an eye around here regarding seeing that..

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Re: Some people!
« Reply #48 on: July 17, 2018, 02:44:01 PM »
Mark this is a very sad state of affairs!
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Re: Some people!
« Reply #49 on: July 17, 2018, 02:58:23 PM »
Theory two is Jack the Ripper is a Time Lord and dumped the weapon 120 years in the future after wiping it down.

I'm going with theory two.

That just has the uncanny ring of truth to it.

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Re: Some people!
« Reply #50 on: July 17, 2018, 06:08:44 PM »
How do you conceal carry along sword:rofl:

Easy.
You just conceal carry as usual, and take a sword with you in your daily routine
Then you conceal carry along sword

 :facepalm:

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Re: Some people!
« Reply #51 on: July 18, 2018, 05:53:03 AM »
You know, I'm forever being asked by the ladies if I've a sword down my trousers or if I'm just happy to see them. :think:
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Re: Some people!
« Reply #52 on: July 18, 2018, 11:12:23 AM »
Around here, that knife wouldn't be an issue.

In Canada, you can wear a sword as well...and it is perfectly legal...that is until you take it out of its sheath.   :ahhh

With that in mind, just because you can does not mean you will. I have as yet to see anyone wearing a sword. As for concealing one, my that gentleman is walking stiff legged.  :rofl:



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Re: Some people!
« Reply #53 on: July 18, 2018, 01:56:13 PM »
You know, I'm forever being asked by the ladies if I've a sword down my trousers or if I'm just happy to see them. :think:

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Re: Some people!
« Reply #54 on: July 18, 2018, 03:39:19 PM »
This thread

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Re: Some people!
« Reply #55 on: July 18, 2018, 03:53:49 PM »
As for concealing one, my that gentleman is walking stiff legged.  :rofl:

It might not be a sword. A friend of mine noticed this very stiff legged man walking in the middle of the shopping street once. The man stopped by a bike, and as by magic an extremely long bolt cutter appeared. He liberated the bike from its lock and without waiting around for comments he tried to race off. Mind you, cycling with a stiff leg isn't easy!

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Re: Some people!
« Reply #56 on: July 18, 2018, 03:54:09 PM »
Not sure what I did here, but not sure how to make it go away either  :facepalm:
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Re: Some people!
« Reply #57 on: July 19, 2018, 01:51:41 AM »
 :rofl:

They must be referring to a man known as 'Tripod'. :whistle:

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Re: Some people!
« Reply #58 on: July 20, 2018, 12:17:20 PM »
Not sure what I did here, but not sure how to make it go away either  :facepalm:
Just think of old nuns.  :whistle:

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Re: Some people!
« Reply #59 on: July 20, 2018, 12:36:16 PM »
You know, I'm forever being asked by the ladies if I've a sword down my trousers or if I'm just happy to see them. :think:

In that case down is not the direction of happy...  :D

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