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Medical Bill's World Tour

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wales Offline magentus

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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2100 on: August 11, 2019, 07:46:01 PM
What do you get in return for that particular price?
Lots and lots of 'alone time'. As much as you want in fact.
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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2101 on: August 11, 2019, 07:48:05 PM
Lots and lots of 'alone time'. As much as you want in fact.

Not to mention the salty porridge   ;)


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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2102 on: August 11, 2019, 07:56:49 PM
Can’t forget the salty porridge  :rofl:
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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2103 on: August 11, 2019, 08:04:18 PM
Use your nose. And I mean it ...  Fuzzys manure is well :ahhh

I think all the impersonators use the infamous deodorant "Le manure" by Medical Bill to achieve a similar smell. According to the label it keeps thieves, scammers, sellers and bears at a safe distance.

You are probably right though that the original source is way more smelly than those watered down for safety products.
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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2104 on: August 11, 2019, 08:33:52 PM
Can’t forget the salty porridge  :rofl:
Unforgettable. Literally, it hangs around in your system for eons. Everything you eat tastes salty. I had an apple and a tangerine to eat earlier. Guess what they tasted like.  :pok:
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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2105 on: August 11, 2019, 08:34:49 PM
Unforgettable. Literally, it hangs around in your system for eons. Everything you eat tastes salty. I had an apple and a tangerine to eat earlier. Guess what they tasted like.  :pok:
Like a Banana and a Mandarin?
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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2106 on: August 11, 2019, 08:35:46 PM
I think all the impersonators use the infamous deodorant "Le manure" by Medical Bill to achieve a similar smell. According to the label it keeps thieves, scammers, sellers and bears at a safe distance.

You are probably right though that the original source is way more smelly than those watered down for safety products.
You're correct Vidar - 'Le Manure' is subject to stringent safety directives under law that renders the smell much more palatable than the real U Boat 'Funk'  we are so famous for.
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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2107 on: August 11, 2019, 08:36:39 PM
Like a Banana and a Mandarin?
Incorrect Don me old mucker. They tasted like salt, just as salty as the humble pie you are about to enjoy.........
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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2108 on: August 11, 2019, 08:54:25 PM
Being around salt water can’t help much  :think:
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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2109 on: August 11, 2019, 08:58:02 PM
Incorrect Don me old mucker. They tasted like salt, just as salty as the humble pie you are about to enjoy.........
WHAT?
Bumbleberey pie? I like it too!
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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2110 on: October 18, 2019, 08:45:03 AM
We are officially worried.

Alarm level WORRIED has been reached.

Where oh where can the little green fella be?

 :ahhh
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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2111 on: October 18, 2019, 01:19:10 PM
This is very bad I hope that he is okay
And he is just somewhere without the internet  :ahhh
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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2112 on: October 18, 2019, 02:12:00 PM
.....or North Korea.........  :dwts:


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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2113 on: October 18, 2019, 02:21:08 PM
 :ahhh


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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2114 on: October 18, 2019, 02:44:22 PM
Now that would be bad :facepalm:
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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2115 on: October 18, 2019, 02:49:24 PM
I'm preeeeeetty sure that he's not hiding in my house.
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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2116 on: October 18, 2019, 06:35:55 PM
I'm preeeeeetty sure that he's not hiding in my house.
Did you check under the fridge?
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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2117 on: October 18, 2019, 06:50:19 PM
I have checked my house and they are not back here..

But remember that he knows how to pic a lock and with his submarine background he can be anywhere

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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2118 on: October 18, 2019, 07:07:00 PM
I hope that he didn’t go in the washing machine  :facepalm:
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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2119 on: October 18, 2019, 07:46:11 PM
 
I have checked my house and they are not back here..

But remember that he knows how to pic a lock and with his submarine background he can be anywhere

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
Actually kotts me old mate, all a submarine backgrounds helps with is contracting scurvy and a morbid fear of getting depth charged.
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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2120 on: October 18, 2019, 07:48:19 PM
Did you check under the fridge?
Just fuzzy dust bunnies. :dunno:
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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2121 on: October 18, 2019, 08:12:40 PM
I had not been aware of this thread until today, but I did enjoy what I got through thus far.  I do hope poor Bill reappears so he can finish his journey.


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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2122 on: October 18, 2019, 08:21:58 PM
Anyone receive any ransom demands yet?
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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2123 on: October 18, 2019, 08:42:21 PM
Just fuzzy dust bunnies. :dunno:
A. Whats fuzzy doing in your house pabs?  And..
B. Did you check the back of the sofa?
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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2124 on: October 18, 2019, 08:44:38 PM
Anyone receive any ransom demands yet?
Hmmm, the only address Bill has is the old U Boat address (unter see) and we've moved now (uber see). Can anyone check unter see for a ransom note please?
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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2125 on: October 19, 2019, 11:49:50 PM
Would Bill be able to write a note and stick it in a bottle?   :think:

(I don't recall if Bill is literate.....)


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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2126 on: October 19, 2019, 11:57:11 PM
A. Whats fuzzy doing in your house pabs?  And..
B. Did you check the back of the sofa?
A: Shedding dust... :dwts:
B: Yes, when I lost my pen down there.  :ahhh
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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2127 on: October 20, 2019, 08:44:23 AM
Sounds like Don's sofa is a black hole taking up everything that comes close...

Mystery solved


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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2128 on: October 20, 2019, 10:14:37 AM
Sounds like Don's sofa is a black hole taking up everything that comes close...

Mystery solved
How is pabs able to resist the pull of a black hole?

Constant maximum thrust?
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Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Reply #2129 on: October 20, 2019, 10:30:05 AM
Maybe he knows how to travel with them :shrug:


 

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