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Battle Axe. 822

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Battle Axe.
« on: July 29, 2018, 11:24:58 PM »
Still in the slow process of making my house an armory, so I picked up this nice sturdy and sharp battle axe.  :rofl:


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Re: Battle Axe.
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2018, 05:37:03 AM »
Still in the slow process of making my house an armory, so I picked up this nice sturdy and sharp battle axe.  :rofl:



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Re: Battle Axe.
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2018, 07:15:55 AM »
No kidding, you really don't want to trip over loose carpet in that house!

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Re: Battle Axe.
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2018, 11:17:43 AM »
 :worthless:

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Re: Battle Axe.
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2018, 06:47:00 PM »
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Re: Battle Axe.
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2018, 07:40:20 PM »
:worthless:

Can't you see the pic  ???

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"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: Battle Axe.
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2018, 08:14:27 PM »
 :whistle:

Things that go boom in a locked room inside locked cabinets with trigger locks attached.

Sharp and pointy things all over the place.  :o  :D
« Last Edit: July 30, 2018, 08:17:44 PM by Chako »

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Re: Battle Axe.
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2018, 03:21:14 AM »
:whistle:

Things that go boom in a locked room inside locked cabinets with trigger locks attached.

Sharp and pointy things all over the place.  :o  :D

I generally like to keep my arms attached to my body  :pok:
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Re: Battle Axe.
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2018, 04:35:29 AM »
:whistle:

Things that go boom in a locked room inside locked cabinets with trigger locks attached.

Sharp and pointy things all over the place.  :o  :D

 :salute: :tu:

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Re: Battle Axe.
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2018, 07:40:19 AM »
Are any of these "battle-ready" or are they just wallhangers?

I don;t mean original antiques, but could you split a thief in two with one of these?

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Re: Battle Axe.
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2018, 08:45:52 AM »
:whistle:

Things that go boom in a locked room inside locked cabinets with trigger locks attached.

Sharp and pointy things all over the place.  :o  :D

I generally like to keep my arms attached to my body  :pok:

smart. that way they are within hand's reach

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"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: Battle Axe.
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2018, 11:17:08 AM »
I do not really believe in wall hangers all that much. That sword you see is an exception as my father bought that for me in grade 9. Those old pistols are also just decoration as I do have to follow Canadian firearm guidelines for display purposes (That would require a steel cable secured to the wall, and that would just ruin the aesthetics...so I tend to keep myself to old time arms.. Most every other sword in my house is battle ready, and made with superior steel to its historical compatriots, as is the various spears, machetes, and axes that hang on my walls.

Not sure I would attack intruders with them...but they might get intimidated if they tried.  :think:

Yes, I know, my house is not exactly kid friendly.  ;)
« Last Edit: July 31, 2018, 11:20:09 AM by Chako »

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Re: Battle Axe.
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2018, 11:31:14 AM »
kids learn after making small errors like stabbing themselves.

now when it comes to your home defense I'd rather think you're leaving all those things out there so any intruder can at least have a smallish fighting chance against you

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"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: Battle Axe.
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2018, 02:52:10 PM »
I hope there are no earthquakes where you live Chako!!  :ahhh

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Re: Battle Axe.
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2018, 11:58:55 PM »
I decorate my home not for home defense.  :think:

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Re: Battle Axe.
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2018, 02:30:24 AM »
Speaking of armour, I just got in two more helmet stands. I needed them for the Roman helmet and for a Star Wars Captain Rex Clone War helmet that a former student gave to me before he graduated.


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Re: Battle Axe.
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2018, 01:51:50 PM »
I hope there are no earthquakes where you live Chako!!  :ahhh

hahah no you got me wrong  :rofl:
I meant that if there was an earthquake and all those sharp things fell from the walls, you'd put some big holes in your floor and furniture  :ahhh

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Re: Battle Axe.
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2018, 02:15:05 PM »
kids learn after making small errors like stabbing themselves.

now when it comes to your home defense I'd rather think you're leaving all those things out there so any intruder can at least have a smallish fighting chance against you

This is how I am raising my daughter:


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Re: Battle Axe.
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2018, 02:26:00 PM »
that's how my gramps taught me how to use an axe!!

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"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: Battle Axe.
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2018, 04:01:57 PM »
Nice! Love the pistols. :tu: :like:

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Re: Battle Axe.
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2018, 03:34:39 PM »
If there ever is an earthquake the last thing I will be worring about are holes in my floor. As for break in artist...they better hope I am not home.

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Re: Battle Axe.
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2018, 03:52:18 PM »
Add some fake blood splatters against the wall and no burglar will want to enter!

Then again, neither would a date :rofl:

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Re: Battle Axe.
« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2018, 08:08:56 PM »
 :iagree:

 :rofl:

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Re: Battle Axe.
« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2018, 12:38:19 AM »
Add some fake blood splatters against the wall and no burglar will want to enter!

And drip some on the floor.

Under the charcoal outline on the ceiling.

People see things like that and they just walk away. They don't think, they don't reason, they just fear. And leave.

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