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Reply #30 on: August 10, 2018, 07:06:20 PM
The 1/2 packet of crayons is €19.99.
I’m not supposed to tell you this, but a 2/1 packet of crayons is available at Poundland for £2....
What is 2/1 packet of crayons?

Why is it £2 from Poundland?
2/1 is 2, aka double of a full, wasn’t Miss teaching fractions last week?

And not everything at Poundland has to be £1....
That’s just stupid  :rant:
Why still call it Poundland  ???
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Reply #31 on: August 10, 2018, 07:20:03 PM
The 1/2 packet of crayons is €19.99.
I’m not supposed to tell you this, but a 2/1 packet of crayons is available at Poundland for £2....
What is 2/1 packet of crayons?

Why is it £2 from Poundland?
2/1 is 2, aka double of a full, wasn’t Miss teaching fractions last week?

And not everything at Poundland has to be £1....
That’s just stupid  :rant:
Why still call it Poundland  ???
Because... the price is in pounds?
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Reply #32 on: August 10, 2018, 07:21:13 PM
The 1/2 packet of crayons is €19.99.
I’m not supposed to tell you this, but a 2/1 packet of crayons is available at Poundland for £2....
What is 2/1 packet of crayons?

Why is it £2 from Poundland?
2/1 is 2, aka double of a full, wasn’t Miss teaching fractions last week?

And not everything at Poundland has to be £1....
That’s just stupid  :rant:
Why still call it Poundland  ???
That's a breach of the trades description act.

Also instead of saying 2/1 Why not just say 2? You should be as clear as wspeed when he says he iz grate and hav big musels in the girls toilets.
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Reply #33 on: August 10, 2018, 07:21:56 PM
Fine, it’s a double size packet!

There.
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Reply #34 on: August 10, 2018, 07:22:04 PM
The 1/2 packet of crayons is €19.99.
I’m not supposed to tell you this, but a 2/1 packet of crayons is available at Poundland for £2....
What is 2/1 packet of crayons?

Why is it £2 from Poundland?
2/1 is 2, aka double of a full, wasn’t Miss teaching fractions last week?

And not everything at Poundland has to be £1....
That’s just stupid  :rant:
Why still call it Poundland  ???
Because... the price is in pounds?
What other currency would it be in? Blimey Pabs, How much crack have you eaten?
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Reply #35 on: August 10, 2018, 07:22:31 PM
Fine, it’s a double size packet!

There.
What colours does it come with please?
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Reply #36 on: August 10, 2018, 07:27:04 PM
Fine, it’s a double size packet!

There.
What colours does it come with please?
A rainbow of colours.
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Reply #37 on: August 10, 2018, 07:34:12 PM
Probably all the colours but
not the ones you are looking for  :D
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Reply #38 on: August 10, 2018, 07:35:40 PM
Fine, it’s a double size packet!

There.
What colours does it come with please?
A rainbow of colours.
7 then? So a single size packet is 3.5 crayons and a 1/2 packet is 1.75 crayons.  By that token a 1/4 packet is 0.875 crayons. Not even a whole crayon! What sort of racket are you running there Pabs?
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Reply #39 on: August 10, 2018, 07:39:50 PM
My boss makes the rules, not me. :-[
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Reply #40 on: August 10, 2018, 07:43:17 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
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Reply #41 on: August 10, 2018, 07:45:33 PM
Maybe 1/2 of crayons is actualy still all colours, but only half as long crayons?!


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Reply #42 on: August 10, 2018, 07:46:57 PM
Maybe 1/2 of crayons is actualy still all colours, but only half as long crayons?!
You might have something there  :think: :rofl:
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Reply #43 on: August 10, 2018, 07:52:16 PM
Pabs? Care to explain? I'm in the market for some crayons but I'm on a budget and time is of the essence.  Sell me some crayons before I take my business elsewhere. 

Don't tell wspeed  but I'm planning to write 'i wsped wil bee givin awwa fre jafa kakes at playtime bi the swings for al the pritti gurls whu luv big musels'
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Reply #44 on: August 10, 2018, 08:00:11 PM
 :sa:  Don’t Magentus :rant:
I am already in enough trouble with Miss
She still hasn’t forgiven me for egging her house  :facepalm:
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Reply #45 on: August 10, 2018, 08:03:42 PM


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Reply #46 on: August 10, 2018, 08:05:46 PM
I’m not selling them, Poundland is...
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Reply #47 on: August 10, 2018, 08:07:23 PM
8 colours isn’t enough  :facepalm:
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Reply #48 on: August 10, 2018, 08:10:33 PM


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Reply #49 on: August 10, 2018, 08:12:27 PM
I’m not selling them, 2 Poundland is...
FTFY

I am taking my custom somewhere it will be appreciated and they know the meaning of customer service.  Good day Sir!

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Reply #50 on: August 10, 2018, 08:16:01 PM
 :rofl: :rofl:  that’s it you show them
what they can do with the crayons  :D
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Reply #51 on: August 10, 2018, 08:23:34 PM
Message on the wall outside the crayon shop:

Pablo brine smels and hav tinny musels an like wun direkshun
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Reply #52 on: August 10, 2018, 08:24:57 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
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Reply #53 on: August 10, 2018, 08:25:12 PM
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Reply #54 on: August 10, 2018, 08:26:23 PM
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Reply #55 on: August 10, 2018, 08:27:08 PM
Don’t get caught with all that graffiti you keep doing
I had to learn the hard way  :tu:
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Reply #56 on: August 10, 2018, 08:33:29 PM
Don’t get caught with all that graffiti you keep doing
I had to learn the hard way  :tu:
I thought you wrote it  :pok: I've already contacted Inquisitor Fuzzbucket. Was that wrong?
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Reply #57 on: August 10, 2018, 08:38:40 PM
 :rofl:  you are getting good at
knowing my handwriting and spelling  :ahhh
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Reply #58 on: August 10, 2018, 09:19:20 PM
I’m not selling them, 2 Poundland is...
FTFY

I am taking my custom somewhere it will be appreciated and they know the meaning of customer service.  Good day Sir!

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Message on the wall outside the crayon shop:

Pablo brine smels and hav tinny musels an like wun direkshun
Thats fine, I don't work there anyway.... :facepalm:
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Reply #59 on: August 10, 2018, 09:23:39 PM
I’m not selling them, 2 Poundland is...
FTFY

I am taking my custom somewhere it will be appreciated and they know the meaning of customer service.  Good day Sir!

storms out slamming the door. Comes back in to retrieve forgotten tricycle
Message on the wall outside the crayon shop:

Pablo brine smels and hav tinny musels an like wun direkshun
Thats fine, I don't work there anyway.... :facepalm:
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