The Derailment room

[magentus]

Bravo MMR, Bravo! 

[Don Pablo]

MMR, I think you missed a number. 

Well done!

[Wspeed]

Wow you have been busy MMR 

[magentus]

This is what happened to the Weston Kung Fu Gang in their stupid green costumes last time we had a fight with them outside the chippy on our side of the road.

I have heard of them
We gave them red costumes after we gave them a kicking 

What's your gang called then Wspeed? Maybe I've heard of you if you're tough enough. Kung Fu babies? Kung Fu Kittens? Kung Poo Smellies?

The Kung fu Rascals

What the same Kung Fu Rascals that got chased out of the Park by Melanie Brampton and her Lovely Princesses Judo Squad?   

Now that’s just absolutely true magentus   
That was us - we run away from everyone - even Gladys Poltroon and the Senior Centre Bridge Club   

FTFY

At least we didn’t get a kicking from the pre-school posse

Actually I had a cold that day and my karate hand was bruised from um chopping a baddie in the throat but he was wearing a metal collar and though my hand chopped through it and chopped his head off I got a big bruise so we weren't ready when the pre school posse sneaked up on us. So that doesn't count.

[magentus]

Yes, a big round of applause for MMR - That's intelligence right there. No one on this forum has ever got to a thousand before. I believe Gsport got as far as 85 a few years back but then it was too much for him and he had to have a lie down.

Is there a badge for counting to a thousand?

[Wspeed]

This is what happened to the Weston Kung Fu Gang in their stupid green costumes last time we had a fight with them outside the chippy on our side of the road.

I have heard of them
We gave them red costumes after we gave them a kicking 

What's your gang called then Wspeed? Maybe I've heard of you if you're tough enough. Kung Fu babies? Kung Fu Kittens? Kung Poo Smellies?

The Kung fu Rascals

What the same Kung Fu Rascals that got chased out of the Park by Melanie Brampton and her Lovely Princesses Judo Squad?   

Now that’s just absolutely true magentus   
That was us - we run away from everyone - even Gladys Poltroon and the Senior Centre Bridge Club   

FTFY

At least we didn’t get a kicking from the pre-school posse

Actually I had a cold that day and my karate hand was bruised from um chopping a baddie in the throat but he was wearing a metal collar and though my hand chopped through it and chopped his head off I got a big bruise so we weren't ready when the pre school posse sneaked up on us. So that doesn't count.

That’s no excuse magentus 1st you have two hands
And they were only 3 years old and only 2 of them

[magentus]

This is what happened to the Weston Kung Fu Gang in their stupid green costumes last time we had a fight with them outside the chippy on our side of the road.

I have heard of them
We gave them red costumes after we gave them a kicking 

What's your gang called then Wspeed? Maybe I've heard of you if you're tough enough. Kung Fu babies? Kung Fu Kittens? Kung Poo Smellies?

The Kung fu Rascals

What the same Kung Fu Rascals that got chased out of the Park by Melanie Brampton and her Lovely Princesses Judo Squad?   

Now that’s just absolutely true magentus   
That was us - we run away from everyone - even Gladys Poltroon and the Senior Centre Bridge Club   

FTFY

At least we didn’t get a kicking from the pre-school posse

Actually I had a cold that day and my karate hand was bruised from um chopping a baddie in the throat but he was wearing a metal collar and though my hand chopped through it and chopped his head off I got a big bruise so we weren't ready when the pre school posse sneaked up on us. So that doesn't count.

That’s no excuse magentus 1st you have two hands
And they were only 3 years old and only 2 of them

I've got a present for you next time I see you (on my side of the street).

[Wspeed]

This is what happened to the Weston Kung Fu Gang in their stupid green costumes last time we had a fight with them outside the chippy on our side of the road.

I have heard of them
We gave them red costumes after we gave them a kicking 

What's your gang called then Wspeed? Maybe I've heard of you if you're tough enough. Kung Fu babies? Kung Fu Kittens? Kung Poo Smellies?

The Kung fu Rascals

What the same Kung Fu Rascals that got chased out of the Park by Melanie Brampton and her Lovely Princesses Judo Squad?   

Now that’s just absolutely true magentus   
That was us - we run away from everyone - even Gladys Poltroon and the Senior Centre Bridge Club   

FTFY

At least we didn’t get a kicking from the pre-school posse

Actually I had a cold that day and my karate hand was bruised from um chopping a baddie in the throat but he was wearing a metal collar and though my hand chopped through it and chopped his head off I got a big bruise so we weren't ready when the pre school posse sneaked up on us. So that doesn't count.

That’s no excuse magentus 1st you have two hands
And they were only 3 years old and only 2 of them

I've got a present for you next time I see you (on my side of the street).

I hope you do better when I see you
Then you did with those 3 year old magentus 

[Wspeed]

This is what happened to the Weston Kung Fu Gang in their stupid green costumes last time we had a fight with them outside the chippy on our side of the road.

I have heard of them
We gave them red costumes after we gave them a kicking 

What's your gang called then Wspeed? Maybe I've heard of you if you're tough enough. Kung Fu babies? Kung Fu Kittens? Kung Poo Smellies?

The Kung fu Rascals

What the same Kung Fu Rascals that got chased out of the Park by Melanie Brampton and her Lovely Princesses Judo Squad?   

Now that’s just absolutely true magentus   
That was us - we run away from everyone - even Gladys Poltroon and the Senior Centre Bridge Club   

FTFY

At least we didn’t get a kicking from the pre-school posse

Actually I had a cold that day and my karate hand was bruised from um chopping a baddie in the throat but he was wearing a metal collar and though my hand chopped through it and chopped his head off I got a big bruise so we weren't ready when the pre school posse sneaked up on us. So that doesn't count.

That’s no excuse magentus 1st you have two hands
And they were only 3 years old and only 2 of them

I've got a present for you next time I see you (on my side of the street).

I hope you do better when I see you
Then you did with those 3 year old magentus 

I will let you throw the first punch 

[magentus]

4 ½ actually Wspeed. Get your facts right. No wonder your Kung Fu Gang is the worst.

[Wspeed]

4 ½ actually Wspeed. Get your facts right. No wonder your Kung Fu Gang is the worst.

That’s it magentus
It’s now on with your so called gang
I better not see you on my side of the street 

[magentus]

4 ½ actually Wspeed. Get your facts right. No wonder your Kung Fu Gang is the worst.

That’s it magentus
It’s now on with your so called gang
I better not see you on my side of the street 

Well don't worry, cause you won't see us. We're not allowed on your side of the street or can't you even read?

[Wspeed]

4 ½ actually Wspeed. Get your facts right. No wonder your Kung Fu Gang is the worst.

That’s it magentus
It’s now on with your so called gang
I better not see you on my side of the street 

Well don't worry, cause you won't see us. We're not allowed on your side of the street or can't you even read?

You are so lucky that I am not
aloud to cross the road magentus 
Otherwise I would be teaching you a lesson
I can read just not that fast we can’t all be the teachers pet

[Don Pablo]

Why do kettles boil water to 100 C instead of 85 C? 

[Wspeed]

Why do kettles boil water to 100 C instead of 85 C? 

Water boils at 90 C maybe that is why they boil to 100 C

[Don Pablo]

Why do kettles boil water to 100 C instead of 85 C? 

Water boils at 90 C

You know what I mean. 

[Wspeed]

Why do kettles boil water to 100 C instead of 85 C? 

Water boils at 90 C

You know what I mean. 

Sorry Pabs I didn’t mean that 

[Wspeed]

I was thinking

Why do kettles boil water to 100 C instead of 85 C? 

Water boils at 90 C maybe that is why they boil to 100 C

[Don Pablo]

 
Poor choice of words on my part.

[Don Pablo]

Why do kettles heat water to 100 C instead of 85 C? 

Fixed.

[Wspeed]

Why do kettles heat water to 100 C instead of 85 C? 

Fixed.

Not sure 

[Nix]

 

Uhhhh....guys....I'm an American, we use the old Fahrenheit scale, and even I know that water boils at 100ºC at sea level. That's how the Celsius scale was established. Freeze @ 0º, Boil @100º.

Of course if you live at an altitude of 2895 meters, water does boil at 90ºC.


Wspeed, that's you repeating 3rd form again this year. 

[Wspeed]

Uhhhh....guys....I'm an American, we use the old Fahrenheit scale, and even I know that water boils at 100ºC at sea level. That's how the Celsius scale was established. Freeze @ 0º, Boil @100º.

Of course if you live at an altitude of 2895 meters, water does boil at 90ºC.


Wspeed, that's you repeating 3rd form again this year. 

  looks like it

[jaya_man]

Missing Medical Bill already Mags?

[magentus]

My kettle has been modded to heat water for our gangs tea to 145°C - for toughness.

[Nix]

 

Did all you guys skip science class? Were you just trying to look up Mary Marples skirt the whole time?

Miss, Miss!  All the boys need to repeat 3rd form science class! Miss, Miss!  Nobody here don't know nothing about science and hotness!

[magentus]

Missing Medical Bill already Mags?

Lets just say this album is on repeat.

[Nix]

 

[MIss]

Did all you guys skip science class? Were you just trying to look up Mary Marples skirt the whole time?

Miss, Miss!  All the boys need to repeat 3rd form science class! Miss, Miss!  Nobody here don't know nothing about science and hotness!

Nix, stop being a nerd please.

Wspeed, I'll see you AGAIN next year. Sigh. And what have I told you about bringing your Justin Biebers doll into school?

And Magentus, great mod on that kettle. Thanks for you and your gang defending me against those 30 professional boxers with nunchuks last week. You certainly dealt with them quickly.

[magentus]

Nix loves Natalie Cole! Pass it on!