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Haiku Thread
on: September 10, 2018, 02:36:57 PM
Make a good haiku
related to multi-tools
for great excitement


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #1 on: September 10, 2018, 02:38:08 PM
Pliers, blades, file and saw
Scissors, drivers, openers
A walking toolbox
« Last Edit: September 10, 2018, 02:40:27 PM by ReamerPunch »


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #2 on: September 10, 2018, 02:45:55 PM
My bladeless Woodsman

Fallen apart in my hands

It has been Pablo'ed
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #3 on: September 10, 2018, 02:47:35 PM
The package is here

Swiftly opened by blade

Another Swiss Knife
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #4 on: September 10, 2018, 02:49:13 PM
 :nothingtoadd:
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #5 on: September 10, 2018, 02:50:02 PM
Bulging in my pants
What everyone is craving
It's a Leatherman


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #6 on: September 10, 2018, 03:14:08 PM
Bulging in my pants
What everyone is craving
It's a Leatherman

Lodged right in my brain

An image to cause nightmares

Someone retcon me.

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #7 on: September 10, 2018, 03:18:49 PM
We all love these guys

Gerber Vic and Leatherman

What about poor SOG?
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #8 on: September 10, 2018, 04:44:39 PM
If Gerber were one syllable, I might switch that up...  ;)
- Terry


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #9 on: September 10, 2018, 05:53:49 PM
Haikus are silly.
I will have no part in this.
Well, too late, this counts.


Ohhhhh the shame. :facepalm:

In the heat of night.
My tool is just warming up.
My Leatherman Wave.



BTW, some great Haikus so far, y'all. :like:
Pontificating particularly pious positions pertaining to polymorphic paraphernalia. G-Man.


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #10 on: September 10, 2018, 10:20:54 PM
Sun melts winters ice
Discovered beneath the porch
Rusted leatherman
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #11 on: September 10, 2018, 10:27:35 PM
Summer at the farm
Midden stench flyblown fuzzy
Pliers for your nose
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #12 on: September 10, 2018, 10:29:26 PM
Sun melts winters ice
Discovered beneath the porch
Rusted leatherman
And a Vic Spirit
Is also outside in there
And it’s actually shiny!
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #13 on: September 10, 2018, 10:32:39 PM
Pabs. You pabloed the haiku!

It's 5 syllables first line, 7 second and 5 last.

You did 5,7,7  :facepalm:
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #14 on: September 10, 2018, 10:59:50 PM
Sun melts winters ice
Discovered beneath the porch
Rusted Gerber tool
Fixed that for you. :pok: :D
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #15 on: September 10, 2018, 11:05:54 PM
Pabs. You pabloed the haiku!

It's 5 syllables first line, 7 second and 5 last.

You did 5,7,7  :facepalm:
:oops: :rofl:
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #16 on: September 10, 2018, 11:07:18 PM
Sun melts winters ice
Discovered beneath the porch
Rusted leatherman
And a Vic Spirit
Is also outside in there
And it is shiny!
Fixed? :D
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #17 on: September 10, 2018, 11:25:45 PM
The haiku was wrong
Pabs removed two syllables
Harmony restored
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #18 on: September 11, 2018, 12:05:16 AM
Fixed? :D
Yes it is outside.
Sitting shiny on the ground.
Slips out when picked up.

 :woohoo:

Edit: this is for any polished MT that is wet. SOG, Vic, Bear & Sons, etc. Just so everyone knows I'm not picking on Vic.  :pommel:
« Last Edit: September 11, 2018, 12:09:14 AM by gerleatherberman »
Pontificating particularly pious positions pertaining to polymorphic paraphernalia. G-Man.


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #19 on: September 11, 2018, 01:13:44 AM
Blood blister on palm
By golly that smurfing hurts
SWAP: Mr Pinchy
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #20 on: September 11, 2018, 04:36:49 AM
Blood blister on palm
By golly that smurfing hurts
SWAP: Mr Pinchy
As a 10+ year EDC'r of a Pinchy, I agree. :iagree:
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #21 on: September 11, 2018, 04:49:08 AM
A Swiss Army Knife
Shiny, handy and so small.
Tinker with the world
« Last Edit: September 11, 2018, 07:43:57 AM by ReamerPunch »


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #22 on: September 11, 2018, 06:23:45 AM

These are fantastic
I will make some tomorrow
Here is this for now

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #23 on: September 11, 2018, 07:49:08 AM
Micra on my keys.
A Rebar in my pocket.
Now I am ready.


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #24 on: September 11, 2018, 07:52:43 AM
Multi-tools ahoy
The greatest time of my life
A tour at Chako's


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #25 on: September 11, 2018, 09:46:33 AM
A Swiss Army Knife
Shiny, handy and so small.
Tinker with the world
:clap:  :like:
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #26 on: September 11, 2018, 01:55:17 PM
Wspeed replies
The lines are short and broken
Looks like a haiku
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #27 on: September 11, 2018, 02:18:51 PM
Turn out your pockets
Sanrenmu 7010?
No Lockers - You're nicked
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #28 on: September 11, 2018, 02:21:30 PM
Flick flick flick flick flick
Flick flick flick flick flick flick flick
I love my Gerber
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #29 on: September 11, 2018, 02:24:04 PM
Replaceable blades
Saws and wire-cutters too.
The smile is the same.


 

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