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Haiku Thread 4251

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Haiku Thread
« on: September 10, 2018, 02:36:57 PM »
Make a good haiku
related to multi-tools
for great excitement
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2018, 02:38:08 PM »
Pliers, blades, file and saw
Scissors, drivers, openers
A walking toolbox
« Last Edit: September 10, 2018, 02:40:27 PM by ReamerPunch »

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2018, 02:45:55 PM »
My bladeless Woodsman

Fallen apart in my hands

It has been Pablo'ed

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2018, 02:47:35 PM »
The package is here

Swiftly opened by blade

Another Swiss Knife

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2018, 02:49:13 PM »
 :nothingtoadd:

Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2018, 02:50:02 PM »
Bulging in my pants
What everyone is craving
It's a Leatherman
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2018, 03:14:08 PM »
Bulging in my pants
What everyone is craving
It's a Leatherman

Lodged right in my brain

An image to cause nightmares

Someone retcon me.


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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2018, 03:18:49 PM »
We all love these guys

Gerber Vic and Leatherman

What about poor SOG?

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2018, 04:44:39 PM »
If Gerber were one syllable, I might switch that up...  ;)

- Terry
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2018, 05:53:49 PM »
Haikus are silly.
I will have no part in this.
Well, too late, this counts.


Ohhhhh the shame. :facepalm:

In the heat of night.
My tool is just warming up.
My Leatherman Wave.



BTW, some great Haikus so far, y'all. :like:

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2018, 10:20:54 PM »
Sun melts winters ice
Discovered beneath the porch
Rusted leatherman

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2018, 10:27:35 PM »
Summer at the farm
Midden stench flyblown fuzzy
Pliers for your nose

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2018, 10:29:26 PM »
Sun melts winters ice
Discovered beneath the porch
Rusted leatherman
And a Vic Spirit
Is also outside in there
And it’s actually shiny!

Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2018, 10:32:39 PM »
Pabs. You pabloed the haiku!

It's 5 syllables first line, 7 second and 5 last.

You did 5,7,7  :facepalm:

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2018, 10:59:50 PM »
Sun melts winters ice
Discovered beneath the porch
Rusted Gerber tool
Fixed that for you. :pok: :D

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2018, 11:05:54 PM »
Pabs. You pabloed the haiku!

It's 5 syllables first line, 7 second and 5 last.

You did 5,7,7  :facepalm:
:oops: :rofl:

Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2018, 11:07:18 PM »
Sun melts winters ice
Discovered beneath the porch
Rusted leatherman
And a Vic Spirit
Is also outside in there
And it is shiny!
Fixed? :D

Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2018, 11:25:45 PM »
The haiku was wrong
Pabs removed two syllables
Harmony restored

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2018, 12:05:16 AM »
Fixed? :D
Yes it is outside.
Sitting shiny on the ground.
Slips out when picked up.

 :woohoo:

Edit: this is for any polished MT that is wet. SOG, Vic, Bear & Sons, etc. Just so everyone knows I'm not picking on Vic.  :pommel:
« Last Edit: September 11, 2018, 12:09:14 AM by gerleatherberman »

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2018, 01:13:44 AM »
Blood blister on palm
By golly that smurfing hurts
SWAP: Mr Pinchy

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2018, 04:36:49 AM »
Blood blister on palm
By golly that smurfing hurts
SWAP: Mr Pinchy
As a 10+ year EDC'r of a Pinchy, I agree. :iagree:

Pontificating particularly pious positions pertaining to polymorphic paraphernalia. G-Man.
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2018, 04:49:08 AM »
A Swiss Army Knife
Shiny, handy and so small.
Tinker with the world
« Last Edit: September 11, 2018, 07:43:57 AM by ReamerPunch »

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2018, 06:23:45 AM »

These are fantastic
I will make some tomorrow
Here is this for now

 :like:

~CsB
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2018, 07:49:08 AM »
Micra on my keys.
A Rebar in my pocket.
Now I am ready.
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2018, 07:52:43 AM »
Multi-tools ahoy
The greatest time of my life
A tour at Chako's
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2018, 09:46:33 AM »
A Swiss Army Knife
Shiny, handy and so small.
Tinker with the world
:clap:  :like:

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #26 on: September 11, 2018, 01:55:17 PM »
Wspeed replies
The lines are short and broken
Looks like a haiku
 :like:
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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #27 on: September 11, 2018, 02:18:51 PM »
Turn out your pockets
Sanrenmu 7010?
No Lockers - You're nicked

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #28 on: September 11, 2018, 02:21:30 PM »
Flick flick flick flick flick
Flick flick flick flick flick flick flick
I love my Gerber

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Re: Haiku Thread
« Reply #29 on: September 11, 2018, 02:24:04 PM »
Replaceable blades
Saws and wire-cutters too.
The smile is the same.

 

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